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Posted by earthworm, 10:42, 23rd May 2003:
 
Sarah and I were trying to think of good fish shop names last night... We came up with things like:

OH COD!!
COD ALMIGHTY...
HOUSE OF COD...
HARD OF HERRING...

Anyone come up with any more?
Posted by chandler, 10:45, 23rd May 2003:
 
there was one in middlesbrough called Cod Almighty

The Plaice?
Heart and Sole
Posted by chandler, 10:47, 23rd May 2003:
 
Batter down the Haddock
Posted by chandler, 10:48, 23rd May 2003:
 
Skate, Batter and Sole
Posted by chandler, 10:48, 23rd May 2003:
 
Rock 'n' Sole
Posted by chandler, 10:48, 23rd May 2003:
 
Your Plaice or Mine
Posted by cal, 10:48, 23rd May 2003:
 
the rock and sole plaice

(down endell street, best fish and chips in london)
Posted by chandler, 10:49, 23rd May 2003:
 
Feel the Bass
Posted by chandler, 10:50, 23rd May 2003:
 
Hake a leg
Posted by chandler, 10:51, 23rd May 2003:
 
You young Scamp i
Posted by chandler, 10:52, 23rd May 2003:
 
something Fishy
Posted by chandler, 10:53, 23rd May 2003:
 
Deep-Fried Heaven
(thats an REM one)
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:53, 23rd May 2003:
 
You're not very good at this, are you?
Posted by chandler, 10:54, 23rd May 2003:
 
people are astonished at how good the names are.
they are speechless
Posted by chandler, 10:56, 23rd May 2003:
 
Codswallop
Posted by chandler, 10:57, 23rd May 2003:
 
Fryer Tuck
Posted by chandler, 10:57, 23rd May 2003:
 
The Cod Father
Posted by chandler, 10:57, 23rd May 2003:
 
The Frying Squad
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:59, 23rd May 2003:
 
Im having a flashback to when cal went on his so-called 'joke' telling rampage.

(this isn't a fish shop name BTW)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 10:59, 23rd May 2003:
 
Something Fishy in Edinburgh.

The Cod Father

Big Fat Fuck Off Tuna Steaks
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:01, 23rd May 2003:
 
Eelectric Fishystew
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:01, 23rd May 2003:
 
There is a chippy in bolton that closes for dinner. closed from 12 till 1.
Posted by chandler, 11:01, 23rd May 2003:
 
i said the cod father
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:05, 23rd May 2003:
 
yeah but you said it while i was busy racking my brains.
Posted by chandler, 11:12, 23rd May 2003:
 
hake-ing your brains
Posted by angel_mouse, 11:13, 23rd May 2003:
 
there's Some Plaice Else in st albans
Posted by chandler, 11:15, 23rd May 2003:
 
hake the piss
Posted by chandler, 11:21, 23rd May 2003:
 
im bored now
i dont even eat fishies
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:26, 23rd May 2003:
 
*resists temptation to make cunnilingus joke*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:27, 23rd May 2003:
 
*likewise*
Posted by chandler, 11:29, 23rd May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 11:55, 23rd May 2003:
 
Hungry Herring, i'm hungry
Posted by jlittle, 12:30, 23rd May 2003:
 
I'd call a fish shop

Iamafish, and write it down 100 times before collapsing
Posted by chandler, 12:53, 23rd May 2003:
 
400 times
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:57, 23rd May 2003:
 
500 times.
Posted by bangabongo, 13:06, 23rd May 2003:
 
My personal favourite is
COD ONLY KNOWS
SKATE, SEABASS and SOLE
Posted by bangabongo, 13:09, 23rd May 2003:
 
HADDOCK AWAY AND SHITE
(a famous geordie phrase!!)
Posted by plindoe, 13:14, 23rd May 2003:
 
Walkden Fish Bar
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:17, 23rd May 2003:
 
Steve's supper bar
Posted by plindoe, 13:20, 23rd May 2003:
 
Nordex
Posted by beargod, 13:20, 23rd May 2003:
 
nipplex
Posted by beargod, 13:23, 23rd May 2003:
 
how about something original like fish and chip shop, no-one has used that before
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:23, 23rd May 2003:
 
Kingfisher
Posted by plindoe, 13:23, 23rd May 2003:
 
smells like a fanny but tastes nice all the time!


Now theres a chippy name
Posted by beargod, 13:25, 23rd May 2003:
 
mostley clean
Posted by plindoe, 13:27, 23rd May 2003:
 
...but true!
Posted by donnie, 13:55, 23rd May 2003:
 
Chris has written i am a fish 500 times in his profile.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:06, 23rd May 2003:
 
How do you know donnie?
Posted by chandler, 14:12, 23rd May 2003:
 
vicky its 400 times, then he did a funny little dance and fainted.
Posted by chandler, 14:20, 23rd May 2003:
 
"Last time, Lister, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
You what? You went in there, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted. "
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:27, 23rd May 2003:
 
500.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:28, 23rd May 2003:
 
"Last time, Lister, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
You what? You went in there, wrote "I am a fish" five hundred times, did a funny little dance, and fainted. "
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:31, 23rd May 2003:
 
"Last time, Lister, I only failed by the narrowest of narrow margins.
You what? You went in there, wrote "I am a fish" who fuckin cares how many times, did a funny little dance, and fainted. "
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:34, 23rd May 2003:
 
Im not sure if they ever used the word 'Fucking' in red dwarf.

smeg head
Posted by beargod, 14:35, 23rd May 2003:
 
Geeks care
Posted by jlittle, 14:37, 23rd May 2003:
 
ill watch it tonight and check
Posted by chandler, 14:39, 23rd May 2003:
 
okipokies.
400 though
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:40, 23rd May 2003:
 
BG, why would the Greeks care?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:55, 23rd May 2003:
 
I am so fuckin bored!
Posted by jlittle, 14:58, 23rd May 2003:
 
good for you
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:59, 23rd May 2003:
 
thanks
Posted by jeffld, 23:42, 23rd May 2003:
 
For the love of cod
Posted by friday, 10:00, 24th May 2003:
 
how about SALT 'N' VINEGAR? or SOREFINGER?
Posted by Sul, 10:07, 24th May 2003:
 
Mine would have to be "Sole's Plaice".
Posted by phoenix, 22:46, 24th May 2003:
 
our local chippie is called "the frying machine"
Posted by reitsma, 00:18, 26th May 2003:
 
huckleberry's fins

the big fish bowl.

finland.

the afishionado's aquarium.

WOO! this is puntastic.

aquamart.

aquarium effishencies.

Troy McClure's fantasy land store... or similar... =D
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:40, 26th May 2003:
 
Fanny Haddock