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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:26, 27th May 2003:
 
Sorry but i had too..

So, what does everyone think so far?

Also, the twit from Glasgow (fredirco) served my dinner about 4 weeks ago and the prat got it all wrong. In fact, i had to explain to him that Parma ham was cured ham from Parma and not just any old cured ham. Tit!
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 27th May 2003:
 
it's utter bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox bollox

im not a fan
Posted by beargod, 16:29, 27th May 2003:
 
I think its old news, too boring, the first 2 seasons were enough for me, the third was ok, but then they put that cage thing up which kind of ruined the whole thing, and Jade goody was in it, and now its just stupid
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:30, 27th May 2003:
 
So bollox then Chay? :D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:31, 27th May 2003:
 
Liked season 1 cause it was different. Now it'sa just a load of old ballsacks.
Posted by Rosie, 16:32, 27th May 2003:
 
i'm not allowed to watch Big Brother in my flat. My b'f goes mental if I watch it. He says its a load of old bull.
Posted by chandler, 16:32, 27th May 2003:
 
fl yeah bollox, how did you know
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:32, 27th May 2003:
 
I was convinced that this was a Grim thread. Alas no.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:33, 27th May 2003:
 
yes, sorry to all for this thread but i was curious.
Posted by chandler, 16:35, 27th May 2003:
 
curiosity kicked the kitten in the head until its skull turned to mush and it was left as a heap of broken kitten bits like a furry sack full of lumpy soup.
Posted by chandler, 16:37, 27th May 2003:
 
(and emma ate its lil legs.)
Posted by Yapo, 16:37, 27th May 2003:
 
I think it is the biggest load of rubbish on tv
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:37, 27th May 2003:
 
well yes Chay, but i seriously doubt that will happen to me. :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:38, 27th May 2003:
 
Thanks Yapo.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:40, 27th May 2003:
 
They should half starve them and inject them with mescaline while sleeping and stuff. Put a few dangerous psychos in the house. I'd watch that.
Posted by chandler, 16:41, 27th May 2003:
 
id watch it if the one you vote off gets slaughtered in a fitting manner.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:43, 27th May 2003:
 
Maybe some spinning blades like in Indy last night on the way to the diary room.

Or, and this is pretty sick, play the last 3 seasons of Big Brother back to back!!!!

I've gone to far haven't I?
Posted by chandler, 16:46, 27th May 2003:
 
spinning blades is too quick
being eaten by ants maybe
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 27th May 2003:
 
Come now, ILBM you have gone far too far there.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:49, 27th May 2003:
 
What about spiking them all with some LSD. Personally i think the ratings would go through the roof.
Posted by beargod, 16:50, 27th May 2003:
 
I think they should all have to not wear clothes, and no editing
Posted by stephen, 16:51, 27th May 2003:
 
Seperated at birth?



Well, sorta.
Posted by chandler, 16:52, 27th May 2003:
 
what about spiking them with spikes
and what the fuck are you on about stephen?
Posted by Rosie, 16:53, 27th May 2003:
 
Stephen? freakymousemats.com?

Chay: Glad you and Red had good time at weekend.

:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 27th May 2003:
 
I think that the Big Brother guy looks more like popular wrestler "The Rock", except on the Atkins diet.
Posted by chandler, 17:00, 27th May 2003:
 
Rosie: :D
you read www.iamcal.com/topic_2502 then :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:15, 27th May 2003:
 
I think i might have said this last time out but anybody read the Ben Elton book 'Dead Famous'?
Posted by beargod, 17:17, 27th May 2003:
 
Yep that was brilliant
Posted by Grim..., 17:33, 27th May 2003:
 
I FUCKING LOVE BIG BROTHER!

It's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great, it's great!
I watched it from 23:30 on Sunday to 17:00 on Monday - I love Big Brother, and I love E4 - wheeee!

I think Nush has a good chance of winning, Anouska (Andrew Little's girlfriend, people who went to school with me) is going to be first out on Friday.

And 'Dead Famous' is brilliant (as are all of Ben Elton's books so far).
Posted by chandler, 17:43, 27th May 2003:
 
havent you got anything better to do than watch lower class vacuous scum acting like twats all day and all night?

its sickening
Posted by Grim..., 08:44, 28th May 2003:
 
No =]
Posted by Victor Menendez, 08:58, 28th May 2003:
 
ooh, look at chay single-handedly revive the class war.
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:05, 28th May 2003:
 
"lower class vacuous scum"

Chay, you utter, utter TWAT.

(Half of them are middle class anyway)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:06, 28th May 2003:
 
Having said that, I also like to make fun of council-types ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:08, 28th May 2003:
 
I worry for Mr Grim's wellbeing though. Tragic really ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:11, 28th May 2003:
 
Leave him alone, he's happy with his big brother and ace of base cd's.

And his can of fosters.
Posted by chandler, 09:12, 28th May 2003:
 
ap :D jeez dont take things too seriously

they are vacuous though
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:18, 28th May 2003:
 
I have to disagree here Chay, i don think they are all 'vacuous' as you say, for example Jon, he is certainly not. The rest i cannot comment on, but Anushka (sp) is thick as shit!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:21, 28th May 2003:
 
"And his can of fosters."


This is fucking GENIUS


(if you've seen Grim's profile pic)
Posted by jlittle, 11:54, 28th May 2003:
 
I love BB
Posted by jlittle, 11:59, 28th May 2003:
 
(BB being Big Brother, not Big Birds, or anything else on that matter!)
Posted by Grim..., 12:03, 28th May 2003:
 
That's not an Ace Of Bass CD.
The one on the right is 'Ohh La La' by The Wise Guys, the next one in is 'Tribute To The Notorious B.I.G' by Puff Daddy and Faith Evens, by the look of it.
I don't know what any of the others are.

Big Brother still rocks, and my opinion of Chay has rocked downhill after the phrase "lower class vacuous scum" was uttered...
Posted by anotherdave, 12:09, 28th May 2003:
 
What country's version of BB are you talking about
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:13, 28th May 2003:
 
UK.
Posted by anotherdave, 12:15, 28th May 2003:
 
Streaker crashes Big Brother
May 6 2002
AAP


A streaker gatecrashed the Big Brother television set last night during a live broadcast from Dreamworld on the Gold Coast.
The naked man, described by friends as a 25-year-old from Harvey Bay in Queensland, had been sitting in the 13th row.
As hundreds cheered in the opening moment of tonight's third eviction program, he stripped off, ran down an aisle and rolled onto the stage in front of shocked host Gretel Killeen.
Several security guards attempted to wrestle the streaker to the ground, but he managed to struggle free and dived onto a couch behind the host.
The man was then carried off the stage by the guards.
Posted by anotherdave, 12:18, 28th May 2003:
 
Is it as bad as ours
Posted by rainbow, 12:20, 28th May 2003:
 
hello
Posted by anotherdave, 12:21, 28th May 2003:
 
bigbrother.optus.com.au/ sorry to pas the link
Posted by anotherdave, 12:22, 28th May 2003:
 
Hi Rainbow, not realy a techo forum is it
Posted by Rosie, 12:23, 28th May 2003:
 
Vic: My mother bought me that "Dead Famous" book for xmas a couple of years back. Its crap. I hate the way its written and I haven't read past the first chapter.

:P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:30, 28th May 2003:
 
Thats me told then. although i like the way you write off a book as 'crap' and go straight on to admit that you haven't read it.
Posted by Rosie, 12:31, 28th May 2003:
 
You know when a book is shite or not by the end of the 1st chapter.

Did you enjoy it vic?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:35, 28th May 2003:
 
"Does it turn into Tolstoy after page 205?"
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:38, 28th May 2003:
 
No, i didn't like the cover.
Posted by Rosie, 12:38, 28th May 2003:
 
LOL!

;)
Posted by jlittle, 12:39, 28th May 2003:
 
"Tania lights a cigarette and tells the housemates of how she accidentally laughed to out loud on a train once and was so embarrased that she got off the train."

Erm...
Posted by chandler, 12:40, 28th May 2003:
 
hello rosie!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:40, 28th May 2003:
 
Hello Rainbow :D
Posted by Rosie, 12:42, 28th May 2003:
 
Hey Chay!
Are you ok?
Posted by chandler, 12:46, 28th May 2003:
 
yep :D
chaymation.co.uk/peeps/modules.php?set_a...

chris and warren are in there somewhere as are emma and me
Posted by chandler, 12:50, 28th May 2003:
 
people look tired cos half of these were taken at aobut 3.30am
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:50, 28th May 2003:
 
Chay: Why/How am I in picture 10 (turned away)? Spooky! Looks just like the back of me.
Posted by chandler, 12:53, 28th May 2003:
 
ap: which one looks like you?
Posted by chandler, 12:53, 28th May 2003:
 
the one dancing?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:55, 28th May 2003:
 
The person on the right in the dancing one. Spooky.
Posted by beargod, 12:58, 28th May 2003:
 
you should have said hello to us ap
Posted by chandler, 13:00, 28th May 2003:
 
that guy is the guy in 33 as well
do you look like him from the front too?! :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:02, 28th May 2003:
 
Chay, the Big shoe is fantastic! Wish i had one for my back garden :D Oh, wait..i dont have a back garden. Damn!
Posted by beargod, 13:04, 28th May 2003:
 
we saw it on the way there
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:04, 28th May 2003:
 
Not really. Although I wear specs sometimes and have a bit of facial hair going on (not in my profile pics though, I always seem to have shaven for them). Some person went up to me in a pub the other day and said "Hey! It's Johnny Depp!". This person must have had a skinful. I look bugger all like him. Bit of a munter, me.
Posted by cal, 13:06, 28th May 2003:
 
cat is really hot
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:08, 28th May 2003:
 
She certainly does have nice eyes.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:11, 28th May 2003:
 
Couldn't be bothered rinsing my coffee mug now my water tastes like coffee. I like coffee.
Posted by beargod, 13:13, 28th May 2003:
 
cat definatly looks like she is about to give a bj
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:15, 28th May 2003:
 
BG: are you in any of these pics?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:15, 28th May 2003:
 
Simon! That's filthy!
Posted by jlittle, 13:21, 28th May 2003:
 
it's true tho, she doesnt look like she's gonna do the dirty!
Posted by chandler, 13:41, 28th May 2003:
 
:D
beargod isnt in them cos i didnt get the camera out til late on
but someone else had a camera so i shall get some photos from them hopefully
Posted by beargod, 13:45, 28th May 2003:
 
I always seem to be able to avoid the cameras. chay only has one of me
Posted by chandler, 13:52, 28th May 2003:
 
i think lil steve might have got you, i shall get him to send pics to me
Posted by jlittle, 13:59, 28th May 2003:
 
1:44pm Steph has broken out in a fit of giggles and now BB announces that the results of the task are as followed. As required the housemates had to maintain the speed above 60 RPM... they did this. However, they broke the rule regarding 2 housemates in the pedalo at any one time, and therefore the housemates have FAILED


Excellent - that means that they have about £50 spending budget for 11 people next week!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:01, 28th May 2003:
 
"Pedalo"

tee hee! Always makes me chuckle, that.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:07, 28th May 2003:
 
£50 for 11 people! HAHAHA
Posted by Rosie, 14:08, 28th May 2003:
 
you can get a bag of rice for 27p from Iceland. ( the frozen food shop, not the place - before chay or vic pipe up!)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:22, 28th May 2003:
 
A guy at uni tried to live on rice for a term. After two weeks his sphincter was as much use as a cat flap in the hoover dam. Stupid bugger.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:24, 28th May 2003:
 
I would imagine that rice is somewhat more expensive in Iceland (the place).
Posted by jlittle, 14:34, 28th May 2003:
 
Actually, rice is only 22p a bag in Iceland (the place)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:39, 28th May 2003:
 
Supposedly it is very cheap in China
Posted by jlittle, 14:39, 28th May 2003:
 
Yeah, if you know the right people..
Posted by Rosie, 14:45, 28th May 2003:
 
I'm being over charged then!

Thier pasta is cheap. Thier pasta tastes like shit though. As does the rice. and pretty much anyhting else from that dump!
Posted by jlittle, 14:48, 28th May 2003:
 
i like iceland
Posted by chandler, 14:52, 28th May 2003:
 
that's why mum's been to iceland
iceland - making things easier for mum
iceland - fucking awful sexual stereotyping
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 28th May 2003:
 
i go there every saturday. i have a shopping budget of a score and i get everything i need for the week. i was naughty last night and had fish and chips so i will have to miss my choc ices off the list this saturaday to make up for it!





God,- I'm a scumbag.

:(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:54, 28th May 2003:
 
Why is it stereotyping? Mums can't resist the low low prices of Iceland. It's true!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:55, 28th May 2003:
 
"iceland - fucking awful sexual stereotyping"

Fucking student.





;)
Posted by chandler, 14:55, 28th May 2003:
 
cos my dad does the shopping and my mum does the cooking
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:57, 28th May 2003:
 
That's not exactly a "fucking awful sexual stereotype" though is it?

It's not like they said "When you let the wife out of your gaff after she sucks you off, get her to buy some peas. Then slap the useless cow"

Bloody hell.
Posted by jlittle, 15:01, 28th May 2003:
 
James says that he is glad the housemates have failed thier task as this will spice things up a little. He says that he voted to evict Federico but is now getting quite annoyed with Anouska. Anouska is indeed annoying James - this morning while the cake was being made she kept wanting to do things when Gos was doing them - and then she ended up not doing a very good job of these things! Keep your emails coming in.


woohoo, my email made it on :P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:06, 28th May 2003:
 
Ap :)
Posted by chandler, 15:14, 28th May 2003:
 
but it is/was a national ad campaign that said "women should do the shopping"
Posted by jlittle, 15:20, 28th May 2003:
 
Task - see who can get on this page :

bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds37...

with comments about BB - I'm on there once so far..
Posted by chandler, 15:22, 28th May 2003:
 
i would but i dont think my comments would be appreciated
Posted by Rosie, 15:23, 28th May 2003:
 
you want sissy to win coz shes very laid back, eh?


LOL!!

I'm gonna have a go now..

I am going say some thing about the old fella. whats his name?
Posted by jlittle, 15:24, 28th May 2003:
 
Well, actually I want her to win because I think she's fucking georgous (sp?).
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 28th May 2003:
 
"but it is/was a national ad campaign that said "women should do the shopping" "

Maybe it was taking the piss? Irony? Anyway, not exactly "fucking awful" is it? It's not like they're saying rape victims bring it on themselves or something like that, which _would_ be fucking awful.
Posted by Rosie, 15:25, 28th May 2003:
 
Hee hee!

whats the older guy called? I want to say something about him..
Posted by Rosie, 15:26, 28th May 2003:
 
AP: whats the old guy called out of BB?
Posted by jlittle, 15:26, 28th May 2003:
 
which one...
Posted by jlittle, 15:26, 28th May 2003:
 
black, whiet, fat, thin?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 28th May 2003:
 
Gos?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:27, 28th May 2003:
 
Rosie, Gos is the oldest.
Posted by Rosie, 15:27, 28th May 2003:
 
Oh - I know it now -Cameron.
jlittle - sissy looks like a harvest mouse!
Posted by Rosie, 15:28, 28th May 2003:
 
Gos is the fucking chef isn't he?
Posted by jlittle, 15:29, 28th May 2003:
 
yea Gos is the chef
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 28th May 2003:
 
Yeah. He's a chef that fucks. Proper jack of all trades, that one ;)
Posted by cal, 15:30, 28th May 2003:
 
ap: indeed, not fucking awful, but still ill advised
Posted by jlittle, 15:30, 28th May 2003:
 
Cameron is the scot that aint had a bird in ages.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:32, 28th May 2003:
 
He is from Orkney! They dont have many birds up there!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:34, 28th May 2003:
 
Fact for you all!

Cameron isn't his real first name! It's his middle name. His real first name is "Aztec".
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 28th May 2003:
 
One of the stupid buggers is from staines where i live - FACT!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:37, 28th May 2003:
 
Which one Rosie?
Posted by jlittle, 15:39, 28th May 2003:
 
you live in staines ?

Wickid - do you see Mr A G much? :P
Posted by Rosie, 15:44, 28th May 2003:
 
I have seen Ali g before when he was doing his film.

Jon is the bloke from staines. i don't know him though. he looks like a twat.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 28th May 2003:
 
Yes, he does look like a bit of a trumpet.
Posted by jlittle, 15:46, 28th May 2003:
 
I saw Ali G in a pub before. FACT. It was actually in a pub in London somewhere, and he was with some of his mates, dressed just like he does in his shows. One of my females friends went up and got him to talk "dirty" to her - good stuff.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:48, 28th May 2003:
 
"trumpet"

hahaha!
Posted by Rosie, 15:49, 28th May 2003:
 
i'm sure hes a nice person inside.

( although I doubt it very much looking at them lugholes!)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:51, 28th May 2003:
 
He looks a bit like Mr Potato Head. Silly big ears and big inflatable lips that quite obviously came from someone else.
Posted by Rosie, 15:53, 28th May 2003:
 
The newspaper described jon as having "spok" ears!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:53, 28th May 2003:
 
Someone on Popbitch said he looks like C3PO. They're not wrong.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 28th May 2003:
 
or 'Spok's ear's' ..see, they belong to someone else!
Posted by Rosie, 15:56, 28th May 2003:
 
Oh Come on! Shall we leave the poor git alone now?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:56, 28th May 2003:
 
ok :( Who next!? *evil grin*
Posted by Rosie, 15:58, 28th May 2003:
 
what about jlittles harvest mouse girl?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:58, 28th May 2003:
 
Who's that then?
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 28th May 2003:
 
Sissy or sassy or something...

Oh fuck it! lets get back to ripping the shit out of funny face jon.
Posted by jlittle, 16:02, 28th May 2003:
 
Sissy

mmmmmmmm
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 28th May 2003:
 
harvest mouse


mmmmmmmmmm
Posted by jlittle, 16:06, 28th May 2003:
 
shudup :P
Posted by jlittle, 16:07, 28th May 2003:
 


I can see the harvest mouse comparison, but I have a thing for redheads!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:16, 28th May 2003:
 
Her accent makes me mad! Sorry jlittle
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:18, 28th May 2003:
 
Why are all scousers orange???
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:20, 28th May 2003:
 
calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down,
Posted by Rosie, 16:21, 28th May 2003:
 
i've made a picture for you jlittle, but i cant work out how to post it here..

:(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:21, 28th May 2003:
 
You are right AP, the copy paste thing is fun :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:23, 28th May 2003:
 
...they either have orange hair or orange faces. Strange, that.
Posted by chandler, 16:25, 28th May 2003:
 
rosie, send it to me
rosie@chaymation.co.uk
Posted by Rosie, 16:29, 28th May 2003:
 
I've sent it to you chay.
Posted by Rosie, 16:29, 28th May 2003:
 
Its well good.

:/
Posted by Rosie, 16:50, 28th May 2003:
 
I've made another and sent it to jlittle.

Hope you like it jlittle!

:)
Posted by chandler, 16:55, 28th May 2003:
 
can you believe my pc at work doesnt have word. how sucky is that
Posted by Rosie, 16:57, 28th May 2003:
 
Doesn't have word?
Posted by Rosie, 16:58, 28th May 2003:
 
I shouldn't worry chay - its a load of bollox anyway!

I'm just bored at work


:D
Posted by Rosie, 16:59, 28th May 2003:
 
I'm off home.

C U all tomorrow.

xx
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:01, 28th May 2003:
 
bye!
Posted by chandler, 17:01, 28th May 2003:
 
you sent a word document. and i dont have word
Posted by Grim..., 11:28, 29th May 2003:
 
Sissy (in the pic above) looks a lot like Carrie (from the film).
The actress who played Carrie was called Sissy Spacek.

Wierd, huh?
Posted by Grim..., 11:31, 29th May 2003:
 
"iceland - fucking awful sexual stereotyping" is a bit rich when it's coming from the same nobber who said "lower class vacuous scum acting like twats all day and all night"
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 29th May 2003:
 
what film grim?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:40, 29th May 2003:
 
" Sissy (in the pic above) looks a lot like Carrie (from the film).
The actress who played Carrie was called Sissy Spacek.

Wierd, huh?"

Except that according to rumour, her name isn't Sissy. It's Joanne. She's supposedly related to Wayne Rooney. (This may be bollocks)

BG: The film was called "Carrie"! Have you not seen any films apart from "UNIX Bum Death XI"? ;)
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 29th May 2003:
 
Grim... :P Lighten up you stupid tosser, jeez why do you have to take stuff so seriously!
Posted by chandler, 11:46, 29th May 2003:
 
why dont you go do some "scratchin" on yr "decks" like the super cool dude you are and just chill out
Posted by chandler, 11:47, 29th May 2003:
 
i believe "chill out" is what the young people are saying these days anyway
Posted by Rosie, 11:47, 29th May 2003:
 
Uh-Oh!

Come on ladies, no fighting please!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:48, 29th May 2003:
 
UNIX Bum Death XI?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:48, 29th May 2003:
 
casue you are soooo old Chay :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:48, 29th May 2003:
 
Thats the Matrix2 isn't it?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:48, 29th May 2003:
 
Did sissy have to leave the ugly tree completely to be on Big Brother or is she going back when her and her old grandma face are kicked out?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:49, 29th May 2003:
 
cue 500 angry posts from 13yo americans who have seen it 87 times and must find meanings.
Posted by chandler, 11:49, 29th May 2003:
 
dear dear the "yoooff" of today, i dont know :)
i remember when this was all fields.
damn, it still is
Posted by beargod, 11:51, 29th May 2003:
 
Sorry AP but i have never heard of that film before, I thought that might be the name of it.

And UNIX Bum Death XI was a great film :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:52, 29th May 2003:
 
Sissy is well ugly as ILBM states.
Posted by chandler, 11:53, 29th May 2003:
 
i always read "ILBM" as "LMAO" or "IMHO"
im dumb :(
Posted by Rosie, 11:53, 29th May 2003:
 
BG: You haven't seen Carrie?
Posted by beargod, 11:54, 29th May 2003:
 
nope I don't think I have ever seen Carrie
Posted by Rosie, 11:56, 29th May 2003:
 
You should get it out. Its good.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:58, 29th May 2003:
 
Is that the one where she has her period and all the girls throw tampons at her while shouting 'plug it up, plug it up'

If so, i havent seen it either.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:00, 29th May 2003:
 
She does indeed have a face like a shit-smugglers duffel bag.
Posted by Rosie, 12:01, 29th May 2003:
 
Yeah - thats the one!

LOL!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:04, 29th May 2003:
 
I preferred UNIX Bum Death 6, though ;)
Posted by Grim..., 12:37, 29th May 2003:
 
Chay: Lighten up you stupid tosser, jeez why do you have to take stuff so seriously!

Why do you have to post it?
It wasn't 'written' in a jokey context, so it just made you look like a hypocritical fool when you went off about the Iceland thing.

Can't fucking stand hypocrits.
Posted by Grim..., 12:38, 29th May 2003:
 
And I happen to be working class, mate, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Posted by chandler, 12:41, 29th May 2003:
 
oh go and wrap yourself in a duvet and eat loads of chocolate and you'll soon feel better dear.
Posted by chandler, 12:42, 29th May 2003:
 
and i can post what i like. i happen to think bb is full of dickheads and watched by dickheads, i also happen to hate the iceland advert
Posted by Grim..., 12:42, 29th May 2003:
 
twat
Posted by chandler, 12:44, 29th May 2003:
 
oh when i say dickheads i mean that some of the people who watch are only temporary dickheads. they can seem almost normal the rest of the time
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:45, 29th May 2003:
 
That Jon sounds pretty cool though, he's like an uber-geek demigod.
Posted by chandler, 12:45, 29th May 2003:
 
oh and hypocrite is my middle name.
Posted by Grim..., 12:45, 29th May 2003:
 
So how does dickhead equal "lower class vacuous scum"?
Are you, somehow, above the rest of us?
Posted by chandler, 12:46, 29th May 2003:
 
remember i havent actually seen it, like i havent watched a single second of it. and therefore my argument is based on an assumption

though its a fairly safe assumption
Posted by chandler, 12:48, 29th May 2003:
 
i wasnt suggesting that all "lower class" people (and i know phrases like that are daft) are vacuous, otherwise i wouldnt have needed to use the word vacuous.
ditto with the word scum.
Posted by Rosie, 12:49, 29th May 2003:
 
I know what scum means, but "Vacuous"...?
Posted by chandler, 12:49, 29th May 2003:
 
if its any consolation i do feel bad about using the phrase lower class cos i didnt really mean that. mind you how else would you describe that strange Jade girl from before, i think the label fits her.
Posted by Rosie, 12:51, 29th May 2003:
 
Jade was a pig.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:51, 29th May 2003:
 
It's all a bit of a moot point anyway though. Most BB contestants are middle class (albeit some with working class pretentions).
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:51, 29th May 2003:
 
Vacuous - Empty headed.
Posted by Grim..., 12:51, 29th May 2003:
 
No it doesn't.
Lower class describes people that work for a living.
It's as bad as me calling you a Jew for not watching it.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:51, 29th May 2003:
 
Jade was complete Argos pondlife.
Posted by Rosie, 12:52, 29th May 2003:
 
AP: Cheers ;)
Posted by chandler, 12:52, 29th May 2003:
 
I dont use "vacuous" often but in this occassion you have to admit it fits in so many ways:

"complacently or inanely foolish
devoid of significance or point
Lacking intelligence; stupid
Devoid of substance or meaning
Lacking serious purpose or occupation; idle"
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 29th May 2003:
 
Grim. I'm fucking Jewish you cunt. Leave us out of it.
Posted by chandler, 12:53, 29th May 2003:
 
a jew?
Posted by chandler, 12:54, 29th May 2003:
 
i dont see exactly how failing to watch shit tv programmes makes me jewish. not that i would object to being jewish, but i aint
Posted by chandler, 12:55, 29th May 2003:
 
incidentally: ap: what is the name of that little round hat thing. I used to know it but ive forgotten. I like those.
Posted by Grim..., 12:57, 29th May 2003:
 
Ak!
Please read the post properly - you'll find that I said calling Chay a Jew would be complete bollocks, like what he is spouting about Jade and the working classes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:57, 29th May 2003:
 
a "kippah" or a "yamulkah" (sp?) I call 'em skull caps. It's easier. Only wear them once a year though.
Posted by Grim..., 12:58, 29th May 2003:
 
AP: Grim. I'm fucking Jewish you cunt. Leave us out of it.

Cunt is a bit strong, my love.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:59, 29th May 2003:
 
Ok, um "sweetheart" :S
Posted by Grim..., 13:01, 29th May 2003:
 
What day of the year do you wear your little hat?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:02, 29th May 2003:
 
First day of Chanukah.
Posted by Grim..., 13:02, 29th May 2003:
 
And, someone, please tell me what the hee :S is meant to represent - a man eating spagetti?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:03, 29th May 2003:
 
Thats what this post needed, anti-semitism. anyone got any popcorn?
Posted by chandler, 13:03, 29th May 2003:
 
ah it was the word yamulkah that i used to know. cheers. :) its just a piece of information that i wanted to know! weird arent i!?
Posted by beargod, 13:03, 29th May 2003:
 
Jade is very ugly, fat, dumb and stupid though. How she got pregnant with a bloke actually putting his jihng in her I don't know, I would have thought the bloke would go limp just looking at her
Posted by chandler, 13:05, 29th May 2003:
 
oh and grim:

Jade = vacuous scum
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:07, 29th May 2003:
 
"jihng"

I like that. I may use it.


(How do you pronounce it?)
Posted by Grim..., 13:12, 29th May 2003:
 
Jade = vacuous scum

Fair enough.

So by a bit of simple maths: lower class = vacuous scum ?
Posted by Grim..., 13:15, 29th May 2003:
 
"jihng"

Knowing Beargod, it was a typo.
The T and J keys are quite close together, by his standards =]
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:15, 29th May 2003:
 
"Jade = vacuous scum

Fair enough.

So by a bit of simple maths: lower class = vacuous scum ?"


Um. No.


Are you claiming that Jade is in any way a good representative for the proletariat in general? FFS dude.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:18, 29th May 2003:
 
'proletariat'

For the love of jesus AP, whats the score with all these bizarre words! Have you got the loo paper with the words on it?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:19, 29th May 2003:
 
I just like big words.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:19, 29th May 2003:
 
So i see..
Posted by Grim..., 13:20, 29th May 2003:
 
No, Chay said 'if its any consolation i do feel bad about using the phrase lower class cos i didnt really mean that. mind you how else would you describe that strange Jade girl from before, i think the label fits her.'

I.E. Jade = Lower Class.

Then: Jade = vacuous scum.

Go fig.

And Jade isn't in any way a good representative of anything.
I think even the hippo people she comes from are ashamed of her =]
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:23, 29th May 2003:
 
Maybe he didn't mean "lower class" in a socio-economic way for that example, instead meaning "a lower class of person"? A member of the "untermensch" if you like.
Posted by Grim..., 13:25, 29th May 2003:
 
Maybe you just made that entire post to use the two words "socio-economic" and "untermensch" =]
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:27, 29th May 2003:
 
The "untermensch" thing was added as a joke though. Cos it was a term given by the Nazis to the Jews during WWII. Subtle dig, see? ;)
Posted by Grim..., 13:29, 29th May 2003:
 
No - my eyes automatically skipped over your big words =]
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:31, 29th May 2003:
 
Thats exactly what i do :D
Posted by Grim..., 13:36, 29th May 2003:
 
That way I can enchew obstification.

OH NO!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:42, 29th May 2003:
 
" That way I can enchew obstification.

OH NO!"


Cue Bumdog Joke #3627...

"You can get a cream for that"

*ba-doom-tish*!
Posted by Grim..., 13:46, 29th May 2003:
 
=]

Actually it means 'to avoid over-complication' - but I think I spelt enchew wrong.
Posted by chandler, 13:47, 29th May 2003:
 
hey grim!

"think the label fits her."

sorry dude i said i was sorry about the stupid "lower class" comment, but i ment the rest of the label ie Vacuous Scum, fits her
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:49, 29th May 2003:
 
SANDY BE CAREFUL!!!!
Posted by Grim..., 13:50, 29th May 2003:
 
K. I'm bored of arguing now anyway.

<stupid crappy american cartoon moral point at the end>Maybe we should try and remember that people don't always mean what they said.
And real love is doing the washing up, even when it isn't your turn</american cartoon>

Not wishing to be racist - was there ever an English cartoon with a crappy moral bit at the end?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:51, 29th May 2003:
 
If you count "The Hurricanes" (US/UK), then yes.
Posted by Grim..., 13:54, 29th May 2003:
 
Hurricanes - what was that?
We're they sports stars or something?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 29th May 2003:
 
They played the old Fitba'

Used to play against the "Gorgons" every week.

It was shit.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:58, 29th May 2003:
 
Mr Ben?
Posted by chandler, 14:02, 29th May 2003:
 
HENRYS CAT!!!
that had a moral
but it was always fucked up!

like:

Don't play with your food, or otherwise your food might play with you.

lol
genius
Posted by Grim..., 14:04, 29th May 2003:
 
Mr Ben had a moral?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:08, 29th May 2003:
 
Mr Ben had a moral?

Yes. It was "never fight Steve Collins. Or Thulane Malinga."
Posted by ell, 14:11, 29th May 2003:
 
"Drugs are good" I think. Most 80s British cartoons seem to be about drugs :O
Posted by beargod, 14:25, 29th May 2003:
 
jihng is said how it is spelt, here is the first time i gave a definition, a little while ago
Posted by chandler, 14:28, 29th May 2003:
 
(Jing)