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Posted by matrixman, 01:46, 29th May 2003:
 
The first Matrix movie has alot of things that foreshadow and suggest integral parts of Reloaded, and I'll assume that it and Reloaded suggestion components of Revolutions. I'll be constantly editing this post as I find new components that are relevant...

When the agents capture Neo and interrogate him, we get a glance of the Architect's room. The camera starts off in his room (notice the array of screens?) and then goes "through" one of them, into the interrogation room.
When Morpheus first tells Neo that he thinks that he is The One, He basically explains the entire structure of the matrix, as outlined by the Architect, to Neo. It goes something like this:
"In the beginning of the resistance, there was a man born in the matrix who could change whatever he wanted, and remake the Matrix as he saw fit. He was the one who free'd the first of us. When he died, the Oracle prophesized his return, and that his return would signify the end of the war"
When Morpheus and Neo go to see the matrix, they enter a lobby of a tenemant building. As they walk to the elevator, theres an old, (apparently) blind man with a walking stick and dark glasses sitting across from the elevator. Morpheus nods. The blind man nods back. Maybe not so blind?
The blind man could be a different in-matrix representation of Seraph, the Oracle's body guard application.
When Smith is interrogating Morpheus, he explains how humanity is a virus, replicating, copying, spreading across the planet consuming resources until there are none left.
Ironically, or perhaps as self fulfilling prophecy, this is exactly what Smith does when he "breaks free of the control" of his agent programming in the Matrix.
Posted by matrixman, 01:59, 29th May 2003:
 
if other people would post their thoughts id like to know them (especially vortexjjf)
Posted by Grim..., 14:36, 29th May 2003:
 
if other people would post their thoughts id like to know them

That's a stroke of luck, you can know them by reading them!
Posted by donnie, 14:41, 29th May 2003:
 
I think all this bad ass kung fu stuff will happen, then suddenly everyone will realise IT'S JUST A FILM!!!!!!
Posted by beargod, 14:54, 29th May 2003:
 
Its not just a film its a way of life, for some people anyway, like star trek is
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:55, 29th May 2003:
 
Yes. Sad people. Who smell of spit due to wanking too much.
Posted by cal, 16:22, 29th May 2003:
 
i do not understand this statement, yet find it mildly amusing
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:25, 29th May 2003:
 
A friend of mine used to be really into star trek. His room used to smell of saliva. I put 2 and 2 together and assumed that the smell was a result of him wanking constantly using spit as a makeshift knuckle-shuffle lubricant.
Posted by Grim..., 16:29, 29th May 2003:
 
What, exactly, does saliva smell of?
Posted by chandler, 16:30, 29th May 2003:
 
yeah spit doesnt smell. unless you smoke
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:31, 29th May 2003:
 
Dribble in the palm of your hand. Smell it. If you can't smell anything, it means you have hygiene issues and are so used to the smell you can't smell it.
Posted by Grim..., 16:32, 29th May 2003:
 
I thought that if it did smell of something (once it had dried) then you had bad breath.
Posted by chandler, 16:33, 29th May 2003:
 
yeah
Posted by chandler, 16:33, 29th May 2003:
 
if it does smell you know your breath is bad

hence licking the back of your hand and smelling it is much nmore effective than breathing into your hands and inhaling it, if you want to check your breath
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:35, 29th May 2003:
 
Right then. No more smokes for me then.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:37, 29th May 2003:
 
He didn't smoke though. He just stank of wanking.
Posted by chandler, 16:39, 29th May 2003:
 
lol stank of wank
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:40, 29th May 2003:
 
LOL...stank of wanking!
Posted by chandler, 16:42, 29th May 2003:
 
hey did he "hum of cum" ?
Posted by chandler, 16:43, 29th May 2003:
 
you could say he stunk of spunk
Posted by Grim..., 16:47, 29th May 2003:
 
Reeked of...

DAMNIT YOU GUYS TOOK ALL THE EASY ONES.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 29th May 2003:
 
Chay...enough!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:49, 29th May 2003:
 
Strong Whiff of Dick Jif.
Posted by chandler, 16:50, 29th May 2003:
 
i took all of them, and they werent that easy :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:50, 29th May 2003:
 
Scraping the bottom of the barrel there AP
Posted by chandler, 16:51, 29th May 2003:
 
ap: thats quite good
Posted by chandler, 16:51, 29th May 2003:
 
though technically it is Cif now, not Jif
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:51, 29th May 2003:
 
*burp*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:52, 29th May 2003:
 
"though technically it is Cif now, not Jif"

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