Posted by
Rosie, 12:04, 29th May 2003:
I'm so flipping bored at work. I can see out the window and its looks so sunny and hot.
I need to look like I'm actually doing some work on my computer. So lets discuss what pants we have on.
I'll go first then.
I'm wearing grey pants that are about 10 yrs old from BHS.
Whos next?
Posted by
chandler, 12:11, 29th May 2003:
Im wearing some trunks, black, button fly
Posted by
Rosie, 12:12, 29th May 2003:
What shop are they from?
Posted by
chandler, 12:13, 29th May 2003:
whooo they are from Marks and Sparks, cos i made a mad dash to MK shopping centre before i went up to see emma. cos i wanted nice new pants :D
Posted by
Rosie, 12:15, 29th May 2003:
OH! Bless you chay!
:)
Posted by
chandler, 12:16, 29th May 2003:
i think they were appreciated :D
Posted by
plindoe, 13:10, 29th May 2003:
I have a dashing pair of grey duds on, very fetching!
duds? Whats that?
and i have black y-fronts on, obviously from M&S.
Posted by
Grim..., 13:14, 29th May 2003:
/me checks.
Gap. Boxers. Blue + Grey =]
I am wearing a pair of Bongo Blue Jeans that I picked up at Rugged Warehouse. They cost me $10.00. They are low on the hip and fit the arse very well. They are also low enough that they don't bother my tattoo which is in the healing process.
*whispers*
Nov, pants = underwear over here.
Posted by
Sul, 13:40, 29th May 2003:
I'm wearing some white umbro boxers.
umbro? you sure they arent footie shorts Sul?
Everytime I hear the word "Umbro" I always think of a Conan-type warrior...
"Me, Umbro, use Magic Sword of Diadora to save village from dragon"
Oh ... sorry about that: Pink Lacey Thongs.
Thanks FL. :)
Posted by
cal, 13:45, 29th May 2003:
blue next boxers
Posted by
Grim..., 13:47, 29th May 2003:
Eee, I can't
stand wearing Y-Fronts.
Where is me tackle supposed to go?
Eh, in the y-fronts. I tell you, they are the most comfortable set of undies i have ever had but playing footie in them is dangerous.
Posted by
cal, 13:55, 29th May 2003:
that confused me too
It doesn't sound right when you just say Thong.
SISQO'S BISCUIT FUN!!!!!
I never got around to making that game :(
Posted by
beargod, 14:35, 29th May 2003:
I am wearing boxers, black not sure make or shop from. I can't stand any other pants because my legs rub together so much it hurts all the time
Posted by
Rosie, 14:40, 29th May 2003:
! Your legs rub together so much it hurts? WTF is all that about then?
Posted by
beargod, 14:41, 29th May 2003:
I'm fat
Posted by
Rosie, 14:41, 29th May 2003:
Oh Babe!
:0
Thats really cute!!!!!
Posted by
chandler, 14:45, 29th May 2003:
i hate boxers cos you swing about in them
Posted by
chandler, 14:49, 29th May 2003:
i know Y-fronts are good.
and trunks are good cos they are close fitting too. keeps you all snug and secure :D
Fries your swimmers too. Although this isn't necessarily a bad thing ;)
Swinging about is the best bit!
Posted by
chandler, 14:58, 29th May 2003:
yeah, i figure that if i was trying to make babies then i would switch to something looser. but as it is i want to practise all the things you need to do to get a baby, without getting one :)
Practice is the key to longevity ;)
Posted by
Grim..., 16:11, 29th May 2003:
but as it is i want to practise all the things you need to do to get a baby, without getting one
My keen Red Dwarf nose sniffs out a series 1 joke =]
Posted by
chandler, 16:14, 29th May 2003:
yay :D
nice one grim... ;)
Chay has nice pants :-D (and I rather like the contents too ;) )
I'm wearing blank knickers not thongs never ever
Thongs aren't very everyone. My friend decided to try them out and wrote what we call the thong diaries. It can be found on my website. I did one on maxi-pads, but I think it will gross the guys out.
The deal was she would wear thongs for a week if I wore pads vs tampons for a week, we agreeded and that is how the diaries came about.
sannie annies and tina tampons?
Posted by
chandler, 22:20, 29th May 2003:
nov. you know i read that. and then i had to rub the inside of my skull with sandpaper to try and remove the mental scarring
Posted by
reitsma, 00:08, 30th May 2003:
*looks down*
light gray bonds briefs.
nothing too exciting.
You got Redmaiden.
Chay: I'm sorry but it had to be done.
Posted by
jlittle, 07:49, 30th May 2003:
Im wearing gray y-fronts today from Matterlan
I'm wearing blue stubbies. For the non- informed they are work shorts that have a habbit of showing a builders smile.
Im wearing some black fitted boxershorts, button fly too but their from Burtons... HALLALUJAH for Burtons Store Cards!!
I think I might buy some new pants this lunchtime to celebrate payday :)
Posted by
Rosie, 14:02, 30th May 2003:
I get paid today. I am celebrating by having my eyebrows waxed and my 'tash removed.
:)
Today I am wearing a silk navy blue thong.
Posted by
chandler, 14:33, 30th May 2003:
me too!
not really
Posted by
Rosie, 14:48, 30th May 2003:
WAYHEY! foghorns got no pants on! Nudey Rudey!
I've got a thong on thats about 100 yrs old and it keeps riding up actually INSIDE my arse. Its fucking revolting. They are filthy. I'm gonna chuck them out tonight.
HEY! I've got stamps! Who wants my pants??
Posted by
beargod, 14:49, 30th May 2003:
I better not actually, kerry would kill me
Posted by
Rosie, 14:52, 30th May 2003:
Come on. Who wants me to send them my pants? Vic? You could snuggle up to them at night.
* you will need to wash them at a high temperature first though*
Posted by
chandler, 14:54, 30th May 2003:
lol
shall i get you to send them to someone here at work :D
Posted by
chandler, 14:54, 30th May 2003:
i'll give you the work address and someones name :D
Posted by
Rosie, 14:55, 30th May 2003:
Yeah! But they really are covered in shit chay. I wasn't joking about.
Posted by
chandler, 14:56, 30th May 2003:
um, ok maybe not then!!! lol
if they were fairly clean ones then the guy sitting next to me would love them
Posted by
chandler, 14:57, 30th May 2003:
it would make his week! but not if they are stained in a poo way
Posted by
Rosie, 14:58, 30th May 2003:
well, i say covered in stains, what i mean is they do have skiddies in them. My pants aren't actually caked in shit - i've got them on now.
Shall i send them?
Posted by
chandler, 14:59, 30th May 2003:
no! but you could send some another day, if they didnt have skid marks
Posted by
Rosie, 15:01, 30th May 2003:
I've got pants with old period marks on them . They have been through the wash so your friend won't experience any "crumbs" in the envelope...
Posted by
chandler, 15:04, 30th May 2003:
Phil Clarke
6 St Pauls Court
Stony Stratford
Buckinghamshire
MK11 1LJ
Don't send really rank ones though :D
he sits next to me at work
Posted by
chandler, 15:04, 30th May 2003:
heehee
you rule rosie
Don't even toy with the idea of sending me your pants.
In the meantime, i'm back home and currently naked as the day i was born :)
Posted by
Rosie, 15:06, 30th May 2003:
Hee hee! I will find him a good pair at the weekend!
You have to tell me what he says when he opens them though!
:D
Posted by
chandler, 15:07, 30th May 2003:
ok :)
he'll prob run off to the loo for a few minutes.
he's a desperate son of a bitch! ;)
Posted by
chandler, 15:08, 30th May 2003:
there are only a few of us here and we all work in the same room, so everyone will see him opening his mail! LOL oh thats gonna be classic!
Posted by
Rosie, 15:11, 30th May 2003:
lol!
Oi Vic - I have something else I'm gonna send you. Its nice! I grew it myself.
:)
Posted by
Rosie, 15:12, 30th May 2003:
Chay - don't tell him they are from me. I don't want to get arrested. They might check my DNA or something!!
LOL!
I'll send them off Monday!
Posted by
chandler, 15:12, 30th May 2003:
okipokies!
Nice, get it sent rosie. in return i have reserved you a copy of 'Vic's Legendary 80's CD'
Posted by
Rosie, 15:14, 30th May 2003:
Deal!
Posted by
Rosie, 15:16, 30th May 2003:
Vic: Its a bracelet I've made out of my hair.
Nice, you realise this will let me make voodoo spells though right?
Posted by
Rosie, 15:20, 30th May 2003:
!
I tried to make one before, but i didn't get the braiding right. I'm making a couple so I shall get it sent when i post chay my dirty pants.
:)
ta, send me your address for the CD then.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:23, 30th May 2003:
ok. sending it to your hotmail account now.
Posted by
chandler, 15:27, 30th May 2003:
you arent posting them to me!!! to phil :D
Posted by
Rosie, 15:30, 30th May 2003:
Oh Crap! Yeah! I wont send them to you chay. I meant to say Phil Clarke.
:)
Posted by
chandler, 15:31, 30th May 2003:
:) i might try to bring the camera in so i can capture the look on his face :D
Posted by
Rosie, 15:31, 30th May 2003:
LOL!
Yea!
Posted by
chandler, 15:34, 30th May 2003:
i dont think there is a more dangerous combination in the world that Rosie and a book of stamps!
Posted by
Rosie, 15:35, 30th May 2003:
:)
I didn't buy pants in the end, I got a very blue t-shirt, but I may get some tomorrow.
As you've been kind enough to leave that address there, would it be amusing and confusing if I send some antique and anonymous pants to your friend too?
Posted by
beargod, 20:00, 30th May 2003:
yes please do that
Posted by
chandler, 20:03, 30th May 2003:
yeah ok!!!
hahahaa we are on a mission to freak him out then? EXCELLENT!! :D
random girls pants to Phil Clarke at that address then!!!
GPO BOX 1700
Canberra 2601
Australia
Send me some
I'm keeping my pants in my drawers thankyou very much :p
i don't believe in underwear, hence i am commando, like most of the time. hah.
don't your bits get a bit sweaty?
ok, I have some (clean) very old worn out pants. provided you promise no one will ever know where they came from you now have a number of choices, and I shall post them tomorrow:
st albans post mark or central london?
doused in perfume or not?
cryptic note attached? (I'm inclined not to - it seems so much more random without)
FYI: mr kitten is amused if a little baffled by this turn of events.
Posted by
Sul, 01:13, 1st June 2003:
I am SOOOOOOOOO sending Mr Clarke some underwear
Posted by
chandler, 01:59, 1st June 2003:
post mark, dont mind
perfume YES
no note
:D
Posted by
chandler, 02:04, 1st June 2003:
Sul: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
lol, its a small office, he will find out, i will be in trouble
I'm sure Chandler secretly wants all this underwear for himself (especially Suls haha)
eek, I might have got a bit over enthusiastic with the perfume, they reek. They'll go in the post tomorrow, there's a collection at midday which they should make, so they may well turn up on monday.
Posted by
chandler, 12:45, 1st June 2003:
lol!
the woman downstairs has to sort the post and bring it up. :D its gonna be classic when he opens it!! LOL
make sure you put Phil Clarke at the top though else the reception woman might open it :S
It definitely had Phil Clarke on it, and it went in the post yesterday, if it didn't turn up today, look out for a bright yellow envelope tomorrow!
*sniggers at childish prank*
Posted by
chandler, 12:44, 2nd June 2003:
not here yet, i'll keep you all informed
Posted by
Rosie, 13:50, 2nd June 2003:
I got caught stuffing a pair of my pants into an envelope. My b/f went mental when I told him i was posting them to an address I was given on the internet.
We had a row. I can sort of see his point. We have made up now anyway.
:(
:)
Posted by
Grim..., 13:55, 2nd June 2003:
"I can sort of see his point."
Sort of?
Posted by
chandler, 13:58, 2nd June 2003:
awww im sorry if i got you in trouble rosie
100% kitten has sent some anyway
Posted by
Rosie, 14:05, 2nd June 2003:
I will try and send something equally gross - but a bit easier to package.
:D
Posted by
beargod, 14:10, 2nd June 2003:
and less incrimnating?
Posted by
chandler, 14:12, 2nd June 2003:
rosie
not like really gross, please dont!
send him something sexy but not gross! :D
Posted by
chandler, 14:14, 2nd June 2003:
poor guy!
lol
Posted by
Rosie, 14:17, 2nd June 2003:
i wont send anything REALLY gross. I will send him something funny. I have a blow up dragon in my kitchen i could send him. Leave it to me. I'll think of something good!
Posted by
Sul, 14:17, 2nd June 2003:
send him your boyfriends ginger pubes!
Posted by
Rosie, 14:18, 2nd June 2003:
THats a fucking wicked idea! I could send him my sponge full up with pubes!!
Chay - what do you think?
Posted by
chandler, 14:20, 2nd June 2003:
rosie NO!!!
jeezus girl!!!
lol
the dragon sounds better
or something naughty but not gross!
omg, we dont want him getting upset, a sponge full of pubes would be rank!!!
Posted by
beargod, 14:20, 2nd June 2003:
is it a smelly sponge?
Posted by
Sul, 14:22, 2nd June 2003:
why? do you want it?
Posted by
Rosie, 14:26, 2nd June 2003:
No its not smelly beargod! Why would it be smelly! I use it to wash!
Ok chay - not the sponge..
Posted by
beargod, 14:32, 2nd June 2003:
it might be smelly, how would i know if i didn't ask?
Rosie you make me laugh very hard :-D
Posted by
chandler, 22:41, 2nd June 2003:
Redmaiden you make me
laugh very hard :-D
Posted by
chandler, 23:30, 2nd June 2003:
yeah
Posted by
chandler, 09:48, 3rd June 2003:
100% kitten!!!
OMG he got them LOL
um he sort of opened the envelope and then stuffed it in his bag!!!
and then told me, and said that they werent clean!
lol, but he didnt get them out of the envelope so he hasnt had a good look yet
i think you've scarred that young man for life LOL
Rosie i shouldnt send anything if i were you cos he was grossed out quite enough by 100% kitten's gift!
:D
Posted by
Rosie, 09:49, 3rd June 2003:
OMG! LOL!
Posted by
chandler, 09:51, 3rd June 2003:
100% kitten - were they clean? cos he looked at them as if they werent, you should have seen the :-S look on his face!!! LOL
Posted by
chandler, 09:52, 3rd June 2003:
omg he told me you put pubes in it LOLOLOLOL HAHAHA
talk about nervous laughter.
poor guy!
:D
ewwww - I can assure you there were certainly no pubes and they were clean, there was incredibly strong rank perfume & they are dropping to bits, mind. Perhaps he can't tell the difference between elastic and pubic hair?
And the smell of perfume to ...well another smell.
Posted by
chandler, 10:01, 3rd June 2003:
scarily that might be true
to be fair he didnt take a close look!
he just blushed and shoved them in his bag!
lol
ha ha, not grossed out enough just to chuck them away then!
ha ha, not grossed out enough just to chuck them away then!
Posted by
Rosie, 10:06, 3rd June 2003:
didn't he say something to someone like " someones sent me a pair of old cacs in the post"?
I would be a bit confused. Did he not question it?
Sounds like he has a new hat for tonight though.
Posted by
chandler, 10:08, 3rd June 2003:
rosie: no he saw me watching, and i caved in and told him i had something to so with it. :)
and no he didnt chuck them away :)
Posted by
chandler, 10:09, 3rd June 2003:
ap: LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAA
Posted by
Rosie, 10:13, 3rd June 2003:
ARRRGGHHH. Hes gonna have a barclays over them! Gross!!
Posted by
chandler, 10:15, 3rd June 2003:
no, i dont think he will.
he looked grossed out.
he didnt run off to the toilet or anything
Posted by
Rosie, 10:19, 3rd June 2003:
you wait till he gets home chay and remembers he has those pants in his bag. He'll take 'em to bed and yank himself blue!!
EEWWWW!!
Posted by
chandler, 10:22, 3rd June 2003:
lol
i read that out to him
and he said "hahaha, what the fuck is wrong with that woman!"
LOL :D
Posted by
Rosie, 10:24, 3rd June 2003:
Well, theres nothing wrong with me tell him. Its not me whos got a pair of somebody elses pants stuffed into my bag.
:D
ha ha!
I'm only now starting to find this a little disturbing....
Posted by
chandler, 10:29, 3rd June 2003:
LOL
he insists they are dirty!
LOL
Posted by
Rosie, 10:34, 3rd June 2003:
Could you imagine what he would have been like if I had sent him the original ones covered in skiddies?!
:D
Posted by
chandler, 10:37, 3rd June 2003:
OMG he probably would have burst into tears! LOL
well if it pleases him to
think they're dirty....
we were discussing at the weekend how it's illegal to masturbate in Indonesia, but how on earth do they prove it? does the judge sniff your fingers?
Posted by
chandler, 10:41, 3rd June 2003:
lol
i guess you could be caught in the act.
Posted by
Rosie, 10:42, 3rd June 2003:
Wanking yourself off is a god given right! No one can tell you not to do it?!
That's it.
I am going to do some work now (or at least look more like I am) and never think of my pants and what has become of them or finger sniffing ever again.
Posted by
kjpusa, 11:44, 3rd June 2003:
Just wandered into this conversation.
I'm from england and would like to say that the idea of sending knickers through the post is one of the most bizarre ideas i've ever heard of !!
PS: I'm a boxers man myself.
Posted by
chandler, 11:47, 3rd June 2003:
pretty much all of us are from the uk
apart from the dutch, yanks and aussies.
and hello.
yes it is weird
Posted by
chandler, 11:59, 3rd June 2003:
oh yeah, and the german
Posted by
jlittle, 12:12, 3rd June 2003:
I recon we should all just send each other some random things
Posted by
chandler, 12:13, 3rd June 2003:
well ive sent stuff to emma
and miki and emma have sent stuff to me and each other.
and rosie has sent me a little face made out of junk before
and novs sent a postcard
its cool getting post!
Posted by
kjpusa, 12:14, 3rd June 2003:
Best pants are from Tesco !
Posted by
Sul, 12:19, 3rd June 2003:
"its cool getting post!"
except for the bills
Do you think you can send pants directly in the post? Not in an envelope. Just affix a stamp and put an address on.
Posted by
chandler, 12:21, 3rd June 2003:
lol!
i dont tend to get bills
i do get a bit of junk mail occasionally
Posted by
jlittle, 12:24, 3rd June 2003:
you could try sul!
Posted by
Sul, 12:25, 3rd June 2003:
I could starch them right up so theyre solid and use the cheeks like a postcard :)
Posted by
kjpusa, 12:26, 3rd June 2003:
no bills, alright for some !!!
Posted by
chandler, 15:23, 3rd June 2003:
hey its ok 100% kitten! he took a closer look now as he showed them round the office and he realised that it was elastic and not pubes.
and he says they smell nice, he reckoned he was going to put them in his room cos his room smells of fish and chips and the pants would make it smell better
which i think is code for "im gonna wear them every day for the next month"
It's even cooler when people send you stuff back.
Posted by
chandler, 17:34, 3rd June 2003:
yeah sorry nov! i never have sent anything back :S im rubbish!
I am thinking of kittens and flowers and chocolate, I am not thinking of what has become of the pants.
And if you like getting things in the post you should look at
nervousness. I'm not a member but it looks quite interesting.
Posted by
Rosie, 09:26, 4th June 2003:
NOV: I'm writing to you tonight. I've set some time aside so I make sure I defintate do it!
I'm going to make my own writing paper and everything!
XX
Rosie, you are going to make you own writing paper? What, chop a tree down and all that?
Posted by
Rosie, 09:31, 4th June 2003:
NO you muppett, I mean get a sheet of A4 cut it in half and drawing little pictures in felt-pen. Very creative, eh?!
:P
oh i see, yes that is very creative of you. :D
Posted by
chandler, 09:52, 4th June 2003:
OMG! Phil Clarke threw away 100% kittens pants!
cos he couldnt stand the smell
thou probably it was cos he had covered them in his sex wee.
:D
Posted by
Rosie, 09:58, 4th June 2003:
OMG! I told you Phil Clarke was going to wank himself stupid over them! and bollox to him throwing them away - more like he has folded them up and put them under his bed for safe keeping...
:O
Posted by
chandler, 10:00, 4th June 2003:
!!!
so what you gonna send him then rosie ;)
Posted by
Rosie, 10:08, 4th June 2003:
I don't like the sound of this Phil Clarke guy. He sounds a bit pervie. I could send him something - but nothing sex-like.
I will look around my flat and see what i've got. I know that I have a little caterpiller i won out of a kinder egg. So maybe phil would like that to put on top of his computer? Or a sock with "monday" written on it?
Posted by
chandler, 10:11, 4th June 2003:
he isnt pervy!
i think he did throw them away
he was quite shocked when he got them i think he shoved them in his bag to avoid embarrassment.
he certainly didnt seem very keen on them!
if you are sending something like a lil caterpiller or a sock then send them to me!
:D
phils a loser anyway, he doesnt deserve a catapillar
hey send me something funky rosie and i might get off my arse and send something back this time! :D
Posted by
Rosie, 10:19, 4th June 2003:
OK then! I'll sort you out tonite when I'm doing Nov and Vic.
Why is phil a loser? Is he not your friend anymore chay?
X
Posted by
chandler, 10:22, 4th June 2003:
nah hes just a loser! ;)
Posted by
Rosie, 10:23, 4th June 2003:
:)
Posted by
chandler, 10:25, 4th June 2003:
"I'll sort you out tonite when I'm doing Nov and Vic"
wont you have your hands full?
:S mental images
Posted by
Rosie, 10:57, 4th June 2003:
Hee hee!
b/f has got a job now. he is working in a warehouse and he has to work 11pm to 7am tonight. I won't be able to go to sleep coz i can't sleep without him there, so i need something to occupy myself.
:)
Posted by
chandler, 10:59, 4th June 2003:
"he is working in a warehouse"
i read that as whorehouse
Posted by
Rosie, 11:03, 4th June 2003:
I bet he wishes it was, bless him!
I'm v. proud of him actually. Hes sorting himself out now and I'm much happier than i was.
:)
Posted by
chandler, 11:04, 4th June 2003:
hoooray!
:)
im glad rosie
Posted by
Rosie, 11:06, 4th June 2003:
:D
Posted by
chandler, 11:08, 4th June 2003:
emma's been off the ciggies for well over a month now :)
im dead proud of her :)
Two days for me. Nearly caved in last night though.
Posted by
Rosie, 11:20, 4th June 2003:
Well done to reddy! I've been stopping and starting for the last 3 wks, so I know how hard it is!
:)
Yeah. Congrats, Red! It's a hard thing to do!
I'll be back on 'em on friday. Guaranteed. Going on the waz in Bristol (my friends DJ there), I won't be able to avoid it. Oh well.
watch this...
might need a high speed connection... (not pornographic)
www.thegrahamsonline.co.uk/antismoking.m...
I never saw this advert on TV but it's quite good!
Posted by
chandler, 11:50, 4th June 2003:
there was one where the guy goes round to his girlfriends for dinner and coughs up his lungs ontot he dinner table. that one was really really rough