Discussion » Height

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Posted by arsepuppy, 09:41, 30th May 2003:
 
Dunno if this has been done but how tall are you iamcalers?

I measured myself last nigh through boredom (my height, not my knob length of course), and discovered that I was only 5'6". I'm a shortarse :(
Posted by chandler, 09:45, 30th May 2003:
 
im about 5ft 10/5ft 11
Posted by Sul, 09:47, 30th May 2003:
 
I'm 6ft 2in and, as everyone has discovered by now, quite the skinny fucker.
Posted by chandler, 09:48, 30th May 2003:
 
lol
Posted by cal, 09:50, 30th May 2003:
 
same as chay
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:50, 30th May 2003:
 
Am I the shortest iamcal member then?
Posted by chandler, 09:51, 30th May 2003:
 
yes
Posted by chandler, 09:52, 30th May 2003:
 
cal: grrr :D
Posted by chandler, 09:52, 30th May 2003:
 
i prefer the term "slender"
Posted by cal, 09:53, 30th May 2003:
 
chay: i meant i'm the same height as you



retard
Posted by chandler, 09:54, 30th May 2003:
 
heehee :P
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:54, 30th May 2003:
 
Yeah Chay!


tsk.
Posted by chandler, 09:55, 30th May 2003:
 
bet you arent the same weight though
Posted by cal, 09:55, 30th May 2003:
 
about twice as much i'd imagine ;)
Posted by beargod, 09:56, 30th May 2003:
 
I think I am the same height as cal but not chay
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:59, 30th May 2003:
 
5ft 11, and i weigh 12 1/2 stone.
Posted by chandler, 09:59, 30th May 2003:
 
:D
Posted by jlittle, 10:26, 30th May 2003:
 
I dunno what I am TBH
Posted by chandler, 10:28, 30th May 2003:
 
a twat?

no offence
Posted by jlittle, 10:34, 30th May 2003:
 
none taken, fucker.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:34, 30th May 2003:
 
"Excuse me garcon! Can I have a dish of milk for Mr. Hawes over there?"
Posted by chandler, 10:50, 30th May 2003:
 
meiow
Posted by earthworm, 10:55, 30th May 2003:
 
6ft
Posted by Grim..., 11:00, 30th May 2003:
 
6'4"

Currently the tallest... =]
Posted by chandler, 11:13, 30th May 2003:
 
the guy sitting next to me at work is 6ft 7. he's a very very tall bastard. but then he isnt on here, so u still win grim
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:15, 30th May 2003:
 
yeah, my mate, who sits very close to me is 6ft 6in..but again, he isnt on here. Yet!
Posted by beargod, 11:16, 30th May 2003:
 
whereas I am alone on my whole floor
Posted by chandler, 11:17, 30th May 2003:
 
thats cos you ate everyone else beargod
Posted by Rosie, 11:18, 30th May 2003:
 
I'm 5ft7 and I weigh about 9 stone.
Posted by Sul, 11:20, 30th May 2003:
 
I 'ate alot of people in my office. That italian cunt to name but one

:)
Posted by beargod, 11:20, 30th May 2003:
 
I forgot about the eating
Posted by beargod, 11:29, 30th May 2003:
 
I wish there were people here now cos I am hungry
Posted by Sul, 11:29, 30th May 2003:
 
yeah its really warm in here too
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:33, 30th May 2003:
 
Is it sunny down there Sul?
Posted by 100% kitten, 11:34, 30th May 2003:
 
I think I'm about 5 foot 6 or 7. How very very average.
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 30th May 2003:
 
Its hot and sunny here in tonbridge
Posted by angel_mouse, 11:36, 30th May 2003:
 
im 5 foot 7 and a smidge
Posted by Rosie, 11:39, 30th May 2003:
 
Foghorn, its well sunny were I am - and I'm stuck inside.

:(

What a shitter, eh?
Posted by chandler, 11:43, 30th May 2003:
 
its a gorgeous day
im wearing shorts
i would have sandals on but i cant find them
wish i was outside
lunch on the lawn at work today methinks.

goddamn right what a beauftiful day
Posted by Sul, 11:43, 30th May 2003:
 
yeah, its hot and sunny. But my office is completley covered in sheets of plastic (tarpaulin sp?) and the air con is fucked. It's like a greenhouse in here.
Posted by 100% kitten, 11:45, 30th May 2003:
 
my office is freezing cold no matter what the weather outside we had to wear our coats in the office last year, but it's better than being boiling hot.
Posted by beargod, 11:45, 30th May 2003:
 
I don't know how to set up our air con

bbq tonight though so that will be nice
Posted by Rosie, 11:46, 30th May 2003:
 
I'm out of the office early today so I'm gonna lay on my roof and get a bit of sun.

:)
Posted by beargod, 11:48, 30th May 2003:
 
lay on your roof? are you spidergirl?
Posted by chandler, 11:48, 30th May 2003:
 
lay on the roof? coooooolio
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:49, 30th May 2003:
 
4 hours till Beer Time! Woohoo!
Posted by Sul, 11:49, 30th May 2003:
 
lay naked on the roof and have a wank basketball diaries style
Posted by Rosie, 11:50, 30th May 2003:
 
Yeah! I live in a flat and theres like a roof sort of bit outside my kitchen window. Its cool. I 've got a table out there and plants!

:)
Posted by beargod, 11:51, 30th May 2003:
 
oh, we are old fashioned and have a garden outside our flat
Posted by Rosie, 11:52, 30th May 2003:
 
how are your legs today bg?
Posted by Sul, 11:52, 30th May 2003:
 
I have a carpark outside my flat. Its not the best view.
Posted by beargod, 11:53, 30th May 2003:
 
as sexy as ever why do you ask?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:55, 30th May 2003:
 
I have pubs either side of my place. One of them, the Labour Club, is a bit noisy because there's always some old guys plaing "Aunt Sally" this time of year. That game rules.
Posted by Rosie, 11:56, 30th May 2003:
 
Just wondered!

:D
Posted by beargod, 12:00, 30th May 2003:
 
my boxers are very protective thank you rosie
Posted by cal, 12:00, 30th May 2003:
 
Aunt Sally?
Posted by chandler, 12:02, 30th May 2003:
 
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A199514
Posted by chandler, 12:03, 30th May 2003:
 
:)
we have skittles at our pub, with those little wooden "cheeses" its great fun, cos the room is small and some people have no coordination.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:05, 30th May 2003:
 
It'a a weird old traditional game they play in Oxfordshire, where you throw sticks at a white thing on a pole.


www.thisisoxfordshire.co.uk/oxfordshire/...

www.mastersgames.com/cat/pub/aunt-sally....
Posted by chandler, 12:06, 30th May 2003:
 
i posted a link already
Posted by jlittle, 12:07, 30th May 2003:
 
I used to be able to lay on my roof at the flat :\
Posted by beargod, 12:07, 30th May 2003:
 
aunt sally seems too easy
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:07, 30th May 2003:
 
Sorry, I was looking at links without F5ing.
Posted by chandler, 12:10, 30th May 2003:
 
ap thats ok :)
its not too easy bg, its surprisingly tricky to play
Posted by cal, 12:14, 30th May 2003:
 
skittles rules
Posted by beargod, 12:15, 30th May 2003:
 
I meant sounds easy
Posted by jlittle, 12:25, 30th May 2003:
 
I played "Swingball" for the first time yesterday - it rocks
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:37, 30th May 2003:
 
I am 5'6 and weigh in at 100lb
Posted by plindoe, 14:40, 30th May 2003:
 
i am 5'8" and weigh too much!

although dont look like a heffer!
Posted by bangabongo, 14:41, 30th May 2003:
 
I am 5 4" - Earthworm calls me 'stumpy' as a term of endearment!!
I am only little, but good things come in small packages - or so they say...
Posted by chandler, 14:42, 30th May 2003:
 
so is earthworm a good thing then :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:43, 30th May 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by cal, 15:04, 30th May 2003:
 
hehehehe
Posted by Sul, 15:08, 30th May 2003:
 
although dont look like a heffer!

Vic describes you more as a ball, mate. I'd kick the shit out of him next time you see him ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:10, 30th May 2003:
 
I'm a six foot tower-of-power!
Posted by Sul, 15:10, 30th May 2003:
 
errr - If I were you

Thats better. I wouldnt want to be invloved in any fisticuffs with vic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:11, 30th May 2003:
 
P.S. i didn't say he looks like a ball. i said "my dad has a saying about phil, he's 5'8 whichever way you look at him" you might understand better if you had seen him.
Posted by Sul, 15:27, 30th May 2003:
 
I figured that it meant spherical. I'm obviously wrong. I apologise to all parties concerned
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:09, 30th May 2003:
 
I'm tall about 6foot
Posted by earthworm, 19:38, 30th May 2003:
 
"so is earthworm a good thing then :D"

Took me a little while to get this one...
Posted by chandler, 20:06, 30th May 2003:
 
im glad you got there eventually
(and im sure she was too)
Posted by reitsma, 23:45, 1st June 2003:
 
6 foot 1.
Posted by jeffld, 05:55, 2nd June 2003:
 
I'm 5'11" and way overweight at 209 pounds.

I think I gained weight since the last time I posted it. I think I weighed the same as a bag of sugar if I remember correctly.
Posted by cal, 08:44, 2nd June 2003:
 
ahh, yes :)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 09:01, 2nd June 2003:
 
6'2"