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Posted by earthworm, 13:16, 30th May 2003:
 
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Posted by beargod, 13:23, 30th May 2003:
 
hmmm cool
Posted by cal, 13:24, 30th May 2003:
 
i like 22:

22. Whenever huge fat evil men are about to die, they begin flashing red or yellow.
Posted by beargod, 13:29, 30th May 2003:
 
I never did
Posted by Grim..., 13:30, 30th May 2003:
 
Bah - we can do better than that!

Let's carry on.

35. Refueling or re-arming a state of the art chopper is a simple process of winching ammo or fuel up from the floor.
Posted by Grim..., 13:36, 30th May 2003:
 
36. If you punch someone hard enough, you can set them on fire.
37. The strongest opponents often die in slow motion.
Posted by beargod, 13:37, 30th May 2003:
 
refuelling cars doesn't always happen
Posted by beargod, 13:38, 30th May 2003:
 
you can get away with a couple of key presses to have infinate lives/money
Posted by Grim..., 14:02, 30th May 2003:
 
40. If you slow down briefly, the police will chase someone else.
Posted by beargod, 14:04, 30th May 2003:
 
beeting up inocent passers by is fun, even better with a flame thrower
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:18, 30th May 2003:
 
42. Hire a tart, shag her then shoot her and take the cash back. This is legal.
Posted by beargod, 14:21, 30th May 2003:
 
43. winning football matches is easy