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Posted by Sul, 15:27, 2nd June 2003:
 
Assuming that the all mighty cal doesnt deem this a 'pointless waste of time', I would like people to try to offend me. Go on. I'm pretty sure that I cant get upset by anything anyone can say.

I'll start

Sul, you're a sad pathetic cunt
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:28, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, you skinny wee fuck wit!

hows that?
Posted by Rosie, 15:28, 2nd June 2003:
 
sul, u eat poo.
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 2nd June 2003:
 
you'll have to do better than that
Posted by beargod, 15:29, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul you rock

Is that right?
Posted by Sul, 15:30, 2nd June 2003:
 
not quite
Posted by Rosie, 15:31, 2nd June 2003:
 
sul your brain is made of rock..


and u eat poo.
Posted by Sul, 15:32, 2nd June 2003:
 
come on Rosie. You can do better than that. That wouldnt offend my mum!
Posted by chandler, 15:33, 2nd June 2003:
 
sul you are an unfunny pointless waste of skin with all the social skills of a pubic louse, the fact that i have to share a planet with you makes me physically sick you fucking pathetic little split condom conceived maggot.
Posted by RUSS, 15:33, 2nd June 2003:
 
and you stink of fish
Posted by Rosie, 15:34, 2nd June 2003:
 
I can't be nasty to you sul! Its mean!
Posted by Sul, 15:34, 2nd June 2003:
 
now that would offend my mum. But not me.
Posted by chandler, 15:34, 2nd June 2003:
 
i tried
Posted by chandler, 15:35, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, every day you get more like Vicky and Cal.

(it doesnt get more offensive than that)
Posted by RUSS, 15:35, 2nd June 2003:
 
cheese then, stilton cheese, stinkore
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 2nd June 2003:
 
it was a good attempt, Chay
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 2nd June 2003:
 
thanks fucknut!
Posted by Sul, 15:37, 2nd June 2003:
 
not a problem
Posted by beargod, 15:39, 2nd June 2003:
 
I offended your Mum last night Sul, over and over, she liked it very much
Posted by Sul, 15:41, 2nd June 2003:
 
lovely

isnt this fun?
Posted by Rosie, 15:42, 2nd June 2003:
 
NO! Its horrid!
Posted by chandler, 15:42, 2nd June 2003:
 
beargod!!! LOL that was good
Posted by chandler, 15:43, 2nd June 2003:
 
Oh shut up you stupid cow rosie!

whoops we are supposed to be insulting Sul

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:44, 2nd June 2003:
 
How the fuck can you possibly hope to compare with 'that italian cunt' eh EH?
Posted by jlittle, 15:44, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, your an alcholic, useless, waste of space. You enjoy to suck of blokes and have sex with your fat sister (who looks like a bloke and has a wierd "growth" in the downstairs department.

You are going to wind up on the streets and proove to be a tramp that people walk past and laugh at.
Posted by Rosie, 15:44, 2nd June 2003:
 
Fuck off chay you mean old turd!

;)
Posted by Sul, 15:45, 2nd June 2003:
 
oooh vic may be getting getting warm.
Posted by Sul, 15:47, 2nd June 2003:
 
jlittle: A good attempt mate
Posted by chandler, 15:47, 2nd June 2003:
 
nobody loves you, you will die alone
Posted by jlittle, 15:47, 2nd June 2003:
 
thanks man
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:48, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, you are the twin of that a-hole Federico!
Posted by chandler, 15:49, 2nd June 2003:
 
if people had to choose between shooting you in the face or shooting noel edmunds AND jeremy beadle in the face they would pick you
Posted by Sul, 15:51, 2nd June 2003:
 
Chay: lol, that was good
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:52, 2nd June 2003:
 
and you couldnt pull a bird if you life depended on it you skinny little excuse for a man!
Posted by chandler, 16:00, 2nd June 2003:
 
you have to hand out two bags to everyone you meet, one for them to put over their head so they cant see you and one for them to puke into if they cant get the first bag on quick enough
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:00, 2nd June 2003:
 
She's way out of your league sul, she's shacked up with the italian and they mock you while doing the monkey dance.

P.S. want me to kick his ass rosie?
Posted by chandler, 16:02, 2nd June 2003:
 
yeah whatever vicky, ya pussy
Posted by chandler, 16:02, 2nd June 2003:
 
;)
Posted by Grim..., 16:02, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul < Vanessa Feltz
Posted by beargod, 16:03, 2nd June 2003:
 
If you ever tempted to masterbate yourself you would go limp, if you could give your self a blowjob your jihng would pack its bags
Posted by Rosie, 16:03, 2nd June 2003:
 
yeah! get him for us Vic.

:D
Posted by Sul, 16:03, 2nd June 2003:
 
my ass? :o
Posted by chandler, 16:04, 2nd June 2003:
 
screw you trailer trash!
Posted by chandler, 16:05, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul: probably my ass cos i called rosie a cow and trailer trash, (and a ho)
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 2nd June 2003:
 
Oi!! You cheeky cocksucker!
Posted by Sul, 16:07, 2nd June 2003:
 
*phew*

And Vic wins. The thought of her mocking me while jiggling about on his todger is too much to take. Well done mate :)
Posted by chandler, 16:08, 2nd June 2003:
 
so you can be upset then!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:08, 2nd June 2003:
 
"jiggling about on his todger "
Posted by nibbler, 16:09, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, you are a wank.

I mean quiet literally, you are a wank. Let me explain:

Back in the early seventies your blood father had a little shuffle in his room and dropped some man-brew onto the carpet. Being unemployed and useless like all of your ancestors and future family, he eventually moved out. A few weeks later, one of the cheapest and ugliest prostitutes this earth has produced moved in and low and behold a couple of weeks later she passed out on the floor butt naked, next to the little patch of sputum. Due to the incessant nature of Sullivan manspore, it eventually made it's way into said woman's 'girly bits' and the rest they say, is history.

I could also mention that your name Dan Sullivan, is not far off from being an anagram of anal fuck cunt.

So there you are , COCK PISS SULLIVAN I say.
Posted by chandler, 16:09, 2nd June 2003:
 
rosie: ;) i love ya really.

(and so does half of east london, on a regular basis)
Posted by chandler, 16:10, 2nd June 2003:
 
i havent really gotten the hang of this thread have i? :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:10, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, cheers pal. I was actually talking about kicking chay's ass.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:12, 2nd June 2003:
 
Why does Vic win? Is it because he is your bum chum? :D
Posted by Sul, 16:12, 2nd June 2003:
 
"I could also mention that your name Dan Sullivan, is not far off from being an anagram of anal fuck cunt." HAHAHAHHA :D

Guess I can be upset. There you go. Never mind ay?
Posted by Rosie, 16:13, 2nd June 2003:
 
Chay I love you too.
xx



*You crazy arsed butt-munch*
Posted by Sul, 16:14, 2nd June 2003:
 
FL: yes
Posted by chandler, 16:19, 2nd June 2003:
 
rosie: :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 2nd June 2003:
 
Sul, fair enough.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:24, 2nd June 2003:
 
"man-brew"



:D