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Posted by earthworm, 21:33, 3rd June 2003:
 
As Sarah and I are moving house and have a biatch load of junk mail throught the door of our new house, would anyone like to recieve any of it? If you submit your address via email to me, you could be the owner of 100% PURE Junk mail!!! and I'm talking the real paper kind... none of this digital shit...

I will pay postage and packing charges... I will even send then first class and registered...

Who will take me up on this once in a lifetime offer!!
Posted by jeffld, 22:25, 3rd June 2003:
 
Uh, no thanks biatch.

Although I might change my mind when winter comes around and I could burn it in the fireplace.
Posted by earthworm, 08:17, 4th June 2003:
 
understood...
Posted by beargod, 10:12, 4th June 2003:
 
my adress is "Return to sender cos you are a bunch of fucks" and that is free post
Posted by chandler, 10:13, 4th June 2003:
 
LOL!!!!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:13, 4th June 2003:
 
Yes! Release that anger, BG! Fight the power! ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:14, 4th June 2003:
 
i enjoy opening the envelopes, tearing up the contents and placing it in the kindly provided envelope and then posting it back, cos that way the bastards have to pay for the right to recieve torn up junk. :)
Posted by Sul, 10:18, 4th June 2003:
 
Chay: I'm glad youve found yourself a girlfriend if you think that's fun. ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:20, 4th June 2003:
 
lol, well it isnt fun, but there is a certain satisfaction to it
like telling the cavity wall insulation people that you would love them to come and fit their wonderful product and then tell them "oh do you think the fact that our walls are 1.5ft thick solid stone is going to be a problem?" then laugh manically and put the phone down.


yeah im glad i have a girlfriend too ;D
Posted by earthworm, 10:34, 4th June 2003:
 
My dad saves it up and sends it to one lucky company every month...
Posted by earthworm, 10:37, 4th June 2003:
 
the worst kind of junk email comes in digital form... I'm even starting to get junk txt messages...

Has anyone ever downloaded that virtual girl desktop thingy? I keep getting loads of email about that!
Posted by Rosie, 10:42, 4th June 2003:
 
I have. not a girl though, it was this fucking blue monkey thing. It took me ages to get rid of it. i also downloaded a load of bouncing turkey things. I thought it was amusing at the time, but it got really annoying when i was trying to do my work!!
Posted by chandler, 10:49, 4th June 2003:
 
ditto
Posted by Rosie, 10:49, 4th June 2003:
 
ditto blue monkeys and bouncing turkeys chay?!
Posted by chandler, 10:57, 4th June 2003:
 
yep
Posted by Rosie, 10:58, 4th June 2003:
 
LOL!