Discussion » Where's One-can??

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Posted by arsepuppy, 12:30, 4th June 2003:
 
I'm still waiting for him to turn up so we can have this scrap. I've been practising my headlock technique and everything!

;)
Posted by chandler, 12:35, 4th June 2003:
 
maybe he's in the wicky wicky wild wild west
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:39, 4th June 2003:
 
"One-Can" is such a cool nickname. Nice one Rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 13:04, 4th June 2003:
 
Yeah! Maybe Chay can abuse his powers even more and changed Grims name on here to his new name?!
How much would that piss One Can off,eh?

Ha ha ha hahahahahah!

:)
Posted by beargod, 13:05, 4th June 2003:
 
who's one-can?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:06, 4th June 2003:
 
one can van damme.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:07, 4th June 2003:
 
Sorry Chay, I take it back. If you could change his name, that would rock :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:07, 4th June 2003:
 
Fight the power!
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:55, 4th June 2003:
 
abuse the system
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:35, 4th June 2003:
 
One can we love you
One can we doooo
though you may be far away
we still love youuuu


(how much did the saint winifreds school choir rule!)
Posted by Grim..., 12:18, 11th June 2003:
 
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:19, 11th June 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by Sul, 12:26, 11th June 2003:
 
hahahaha :D
Posted by chandler, 12:45, 11th June 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 17:09, 11th June 2003:
 
Huzzah!
Posted by Grim..., 13:31, 12th June 2003:
 
Cal can't change my name to 'The Man With The Can' =[
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:33, 12th June 2003:
 
Not even just "One-Can"???
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:37, 12th June 2003:
 
HAHAHA, just noticed the can again!
Posted by chandler, 14:09, 12th June 2003:
 
Posted by Grim..., 14:11, 12th June 2003:
 
ORGY
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:43, 12th June 2003:
 
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..nice one Chay!

Grim, bet that looks liek heaven to you.
Posted by Rosie, 14:47, 12th June 2003:
 
lol! i like the one under one-cans arm!

:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:48, 12th June 2003:
 
That's the one he truly loves.

A Harem of One-Cans!
Posted by Sul, 14:50, 12th June 2003:
 
:O

Grim.... an aussie's pissed all over your decks CD player, man!
Posted by chandler, 14:51, 12th June 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Rosie, 14:56, 12th June 2003:
 
chay, make him one of them hats with beer cans on either side of his head...


*hahahahahaahahahahha*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:15, 12th June 2003:
 
a girl in my office has just stated that when she gets older she is going to grow a big bush, so if she falls she wont break her hip.

Classic!
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 12th June 2003:
 
sul! LOLOL
Posted by chandler, 15:25, 12th June 2003:
 
fl: lololol
Posted by Grim..., 15:27, 12th June 2003:
 
I do have decks there, but you can't see them.
I'm using them in that photo, by the look of things.
Posted by chandler, 15:27, 12th June 2003:
 
Rosie: Like this?



*wicky wicky*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:28, 12th June 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 12th June 2003:
 
tee hee!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:30, 12th June 2003:
 
I don't get the "wild wild west" reference :(
Posted by chandler, 15:31, 12th June 2003:
 
cos it goes wicky wicky scratchy scratchy wild wild west. and i expect that is grims fave tune
Posted by chandler, 15:32, 12th June 2003:
 
that wonderful will smith song
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:33, 12th June 2003:
 
i expcet that is grims fave tune

Only if Ace of Base do a cover version of it.
Posted by chandler, 15:33, 12th June 2003:
 
maybe it should be playing "ap, i want to take you to a gaybar"
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:35, 12th June 2003:
 
I know it was Will Smith's bad cover version of Wild Wild West you were on about, but I thought the "wicky wicky bit was just him being a knob.....

D'oh!

...I'll shut up now.
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 12th June 2003:
 
Chay: OMG!!! I'm laughing so much a little bit of wee has come out of me!!!


LOL!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:35, 12th June 2003:
 
Ooh, saucy.
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 12th June 2003:
 
"I'm laughing so much a little bit of wee has come out of me!!!"

LOL
OMG!
:D
Nice One Rosie!
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 12th June 2003:
 
ooh i double posted i didnt think i could do that
Posted by Rosie, 15:40, 12th June 2003:
 
Hee hee its a good job I'm wearing a sanitary towel today ( due to the fact i ran out of tampons) otherwise I might have had to go home and change my pants.


:(

:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:41, 12th June 2003:
 
lol!
Posted by chandler, 15:42, 12th June 2003:
 
omg rosie!
:D
Posted by Sul, 15:42, 12th June 2003:
 
hehehe :)
Posted by Sul, 15:45, 12th June 2003:
 
"I'm using them in that photo, by the look of things."

Sorry, dude, it looks like you're putting a CD in a tray to me. :/ My bad.
Posted by chandler, 15:46, 12th June 2003:
 
he's just taken The Spice Girls out of the tray and put Will Smith in
Posted by Rosie, 15:48, 12th June 2003:
 
hahaha!! yeah yeah - then hes thinking about putting on a slow one by A1 to round the evening off!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:50, 12th June 2003:
 
He looks like he's flinching a bit due to the CD tray coming out too quickly.
Posted by chandler, 15:51, 12th June 2003:
 
there was a bit of a pause when he was swapping disks but he did a shout out on the mike to fill the gap.

respect
Posted by Rosie, 15:59, 12th June 2003:
 
* Big shout going out to little mikey whos 13 today. And heres a little number by cool and the gang to "celebrate"his big day.........(big cheesey wink)*
Posted by chandler, 16:02, 12th June 2003:
 
i am the one-can man i come from down your way and i can plaaay
(one-can you plaaay)
i play the See Dees
etc
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:05, 12th June 2003:
 
*fetches dictionary*

*rustles through pages*

Aah!

"One-Can: When Heather Mills does the can-can"
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 12th June 2003:
 
lol!


We're all taking the piss here - but "One-Can Mobile Disco" might be a right little earner..
Posted by Sul, 16:06, 12th June 2003:
 
arsepuppy: LOL very good :D
Posted by chandler, 16:07, 12th June 2003:
 
yup
he'll make a mint
(then he can eat the mint so he doesnt smell of fosters when he gets home.)

"you been out on the can again dear?"
"no, check my breath, it's minty fresh"

*gets coat*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 12th June 2003:
 
Now now, kids, let's not take the piss...

*writes down "Hi Ho Silver Lining" on the request sheet*

*discovers it's written down 8 times*
Posted by Rosie, 16:09, 12th June 2003:
 
LOL!!!

Hes got a secret compartment in his CD box to hide his DJing hat in so that his misses doesn't find it.
Posted by Rosie, 16:16, 12th June 2003:
 
its no wonder he never comes here anymore!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:19, 12th June 2003:
 
"BEST DANCER WINS THE TOP TEN 7" SINGLES!!!"
Posted by chandler, 16:19, 12th June 2003:
 
:D
we are just getting it out of our system
after this we will treat him with a bit more respect

*snigger*
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 12th June 2003:
 
maybe we should all club together and get him a new revolving disco ball to make it up to him, eh?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:25, 12th June 2003:
 
Or some "disco traffic lights". They truly bring the music of "The London Boys" to life.
Posted by chandler, 16:26, 12th June 2003:
 
maybe we should all club
(together and get)
him with a new revolving disco ball
(to make it up to him, eh?)

I can read between the lines rosie
Posted by Rosie, 16:27, 12th June 2003:
 
LOL!

I'm laughing with my legs crossed!
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 12th June 2003:
 
omg.
its tena-lady time for you missy
Posted by Sul, 16:30, 12th June 2003:
 
Gets coat and shouts overly-complex and shit joke whilst running to get a head start on the hecklers:

If Grim... could down his can really fast people might name this after him and ask "can you one-can one can?"
So if the Queen were talking about this to her buddies down the boozer she may say: "One can one-can one can. Can one?"


sorry
Posted by chandler, 16:32, 12th June 2003:
 
*tumbleweed rolls past*
Posted by chandler, 16:32, 12th June 2003:
 
*bell chimes*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:32, 12th June 2003:
 
I'm guessing one can.
Posted by chandler, 16:33, 12th June 2003:
 
*chay hits Sul on forehead with a spoon*
Posted by Sul, 16:33, 12th June 2003:
 
:( I shouldve kept that whole thought in my head
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:33, 12th June 2003:
 
Come on Chay, it was better than your "I am the one-can man" joke :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:34, 12th June 2003:
 
I liked it Sul. It's too clever for Chay. He likes Movies and Music, like Garbage ;)
Posted by chandler, 16:34, 12th June 2003:
 
i thought "what can you play?/one-can you play?"
was pretty inspired actually
;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:35, 12th June 2003:
 
I think everyone should stop slagging Grim.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:35, 12th June 2003:
 
Right you are, Foggy.

the one-can bandwagon rocks though
Posted by Sul, 16:35, 12th June 2003:
 
so do I! HAHAHA :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:36, 12th June 2003:
 
I forgot to add a " ;) " there.

"Stop slagging Grim"??

He loves it really.
Posted by Sul, 16:37, 12th June 2003:
 
Oh, sLagging. Bloody dyslexia!
Posted by chandler, 16:37, 12th June 2003:
 
"overly-complex and shit joke"

yep :P
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:38, 12th June 2003:
 
Just cos he did a clever joke doesn't mean you have to get all catty ! ;P
Posted by chandler, 16:38, 12th June 2003:
 
this is a very good thread :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:40, 12th June 2003:
 
He's offline now.

You BASTARDS!!! You've hurt his feelings!!!!



;)
Posted by chandler, 16:40, 12th June 2003:
 
and it was him that said it was overly complex and shit
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:42, 12th June 2003:
 
told you, you all took in slightly too far.
Posted by Sul, 16:43, 12th June 2003:
 
Chay/AP: I did and it was. I even groaned after re-reading it.

Grim.../DJ Ess: I'm sorry dude. Someone stick the cheeky girls on. That'll cheer him up.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:44, 12th June 2003:
 
His main rival:

Posted by arsepuppy, 16:44, 12th June 2003:
 
Grim, we're only joking mate.
Posted by Sul, 16:45, 12th June 2003:
 
AP: I bow to that one, mate!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 12th June 2003:
 
I dont get the connection betweem Grim and the parrot..AP, explanation if you please.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:48, 12th June 2003:
 
Right click on picture.

"Properties".

Voila.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:49, 12th June 2003:
 
HAHAHA..surely that is better than One-Can?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:51, 12th June 2003:
 
It would if he bothered to splash out on another can. Instead, he blew the money on "So Macho", by Sinitta.
Posted by chandler, 16:51, 12th June 2003:
 
:)
i was looking for a toucan picture too
Posted by chandler, 16:52, 12th June 2003:
 
This one is his arch nemesis:

Posted by arsepuppy, 16:52, 12th June 2003:
 
Chay:
www.google.com

Always a good place to start.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 12th June 2003:
 
Chay! can you potatoshop that to have a can of fosters? (and obv. replace "guinness" with "fosters")
Posted by chandler, 16:53, 12th June 2003:
 
ap i ment i was getting one as you posted yours.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 12th June 2003:
 
Stop ripping off my jokes, Chay.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:53, 12th June 2003:
 
twocan with one pint
Posted by chandler, 16:54, 12th June 2003:
 
ap that was next on my to do list, then the boss came along.
:/
i'll do it later
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:54, 12th June 2003:
 
Using the same wording though (nearly)??

tut tut.

:)
Posted by chandler, 16:58, 12th June 2003:
 
yeah but mine was a toucan with a rival beverage. so therefore doubley better than your gag

:P
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:59, 12th June 2003:
 
Teef!
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:00, 12th June 2003:
 
I was going for subtlety too, though I did think about the guinness toucan...


....oh let's not argue..
Posted by chandler, 17:01, 12th June 2003:
 
yeah, lets join forces. :D

(no, not like that, get off me you sickpuppy)
Posted by Sul, 17:02, 12th June 2003:
 
push out the jive, bring in the love
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 12th June 2003:
 
so not "push in the love"???

*withdraws*
Posted by chandler, 17:14, 12th June 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Sul, 17:15, 12th June 2003:
 
*editted as noticed one of vic's posts was nearly the exact same thing. Only I had a better pun. I think*
Posted by Grim..., 17:23, 12th June 2003:
 
Not upset, just working.

The toucan bit was probably the funniest thing on here for days.

Hi Ho Silver Lining? Pah. More like 'Walking On Sunshine'.

And it gives you the oppertunity for the best DJ shouts ever: "Who want the re-wind on Nolan Sisters?"

=]
Posted by Grim..., 17:24, 12th June 2003:
 
Plus my DJ Hat is far more 'wik-ked' and 'street' than that.
I stole it from my baby cousin =]
Posted by Grim..., 17:29, 12th June 2003:
 
In fact this could be a contender for 'Funniest thread on IAmCal Ever'.

I'm gonna find more photos of me with one can of Fosters...
Posted by chandler, 17:32, 12th June 2003:
 
we ought to leave the thread whilst it is cool, and not break the onecan gag :)
history is littered with sitcoms and shows and artists and musicians who didnt know when to stop.

lets leave this thread at its peak, for future generations to enjoy.
;)
Posted by beargod, 21:22, 12th June 2003:
 
actually I got bored with the one cand joke about 50 posts in
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:09, 12th June 2003:
 
Can I join your gang beargod
Posted by beargod, 22:52, 12th June 2003:
 
I don't know its very exclusive, you have to have a profile picture without chay ormista snuffles in it
Posted by Redmaiden, 00:10, 13th June 2003:
 
ow bugga
Posted by arsepuppy, 00:37, 13th June 2003:
 
Fuck you Simon! The joke (which now shall not be mentioned in fear of overkill) rocks. Yeah.
Posted by beargod, 08:09, 13th June 2003:
 
It did yes, then it didn't then it made me fall asleep
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:51, 13th June 2003:
 
yup
Posted by poo, 18:04, 6th July 2003:
 
cha ching - do i hear the sound of money? I THINK SO