Posted by
cal, 11:59, 6th June 2003:
All the stuff from may that's fit to print:
(sorry, a bit late this month)
ilovekrazy4eva@hotmail.com: hello everybody wot ya up 2!!!!!!!!!
Beerman (ilovebeerme): Moses supposes his toeses are roses but moses supposes erroneously, cause nobodys toeses are poses of roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!
juffaluff: see my resiliance, i shall not turn on icq, NO! bad jeff, in your bed..
jeff: i'm hoping my next inclusion in the roundup wont be so *nice* dont want people thinking i'm nice..
jeff: why do all my friends hate me? i'm such a sad loser
juff: How does this work? A combination of SMS Web Sender, sms.ac and fairy magic.hehe,so cute!!
Stacey: hey cal
jeff: i changed my password,i have no idea what it is,that way i cant procrastinate!! arent i clever?!
Sul: you're a cock. God bless them ay?
Belly/belly_72002@yahoo.com/07881442668: yes yes me and one of my crazy no brained mate want to be part of you. we feel that some of the stuff you do is cool but just not crazy enough. reply soon. belly
+447792124631: ulenko jak dochodzi to pusc mi pinga na michala starego buraka/baska
+447792124631: ulenko jak ci sie tam zyje na obczyznie bez nas my tu bardzo za toba tesknimy masz pozdrowienia od tomeczka pilismy na wyjezdzie twoje zdrobie caluje Cie mocno i sciskam/basia
0438502898 (Becky): Hello, does anyone actually use the website
www.iamcal.com anymore??
07747806303 (earthworm): Hi Cal... Just thought I would remind you that your website ROCKS!!
jeff: wow! your powerpuff girls keyring is da bomb! me want :)
jeff: quoting me "guys who have names that make them sound like 70s new york cops are pretty cool too"
07950117565: hey babesss
leon yagoo1820@hotmail.com: no message
shawnski: what is the answer to 1.3 on languid
shawn_b80@hotmail.com (shawnski): the answer to 1.3 on net riddle would be nicw
sailesh: no message
chay: PannaPitta! Fun's just a hop, skip, and scoot away! Listen for the pitter-patter of tiny panda paws!
jeff: how much do cocknies pay for shampoo? Pantene!!
jeff: I've finished my fucking degree!!!fuuuuck!!!
5613515369: Bobanku,jen zkousim,jestli Ti to dojde,Co je s tebou,vubec se mi neozyvas!Ja srotam,des.zatim pa!K.
jeff: simon was right,tom's beard is umm...OLD!!
tes: s
danish prime: yArR i would like to say goodnight and dream tight... dont bother i know who u really are..damn pirates. ive got to go cya bartokaj
jeff: happy bday iamcal!!does this mean you have 2bdays, like the queen? queen cal,haha!
jeff: hail queen cal!!! *curtseys* may you and your subjects have a royal evening!
Emma: Woo, Happy Birthday to the forum, hope you all get thoroughly pissed tonight and take lots of silly photos with your phone :-D
random dude: have a nice 3rd birthday :)
gues who?: MJORNINGH!
we wuv u Cal: LOL!1!1!1!1!1A/S/L
jo jo the magic pimp: nice web page ... and b3ta roxs to.
erm (digo): does this work?
chay: im on here but i said i was away. damned this addiction to iamcal. shhhh. you havent seen me, right ;)
anon: hello
mike: hellow cal.
Beerman: Have a kiwi it will make you feel great!
plindoe: dum de dum!
jeff: i have really good hair today :) sorry, had to share :)
02foxs@henbury.org.uk: why do my fave band 'ave 2 split up??????
St.John: Hi! Just a random test of this sms thingy! Sorry if it cost you anything :-( Long time B3ta lurker, but registered a while back.
Beerman: I just built a sweet rollercoaster. Equal numbers cheer and hurl when they come off it. Nice one.
hamster lover: what should i name my hamster?i might name it JuJuBe
07944253120: wE KNow hWo YoU arE !
+33614748633: salut, oui j ai recu ton message mais qui es tu ? samir. bye
21268961069: salut est ce que tu as recu ce sms si c est oui bipp moi ok ? j attend
+21262134092: salut ca va
+21262134092 (extrasamir): hi
jeff: morning cal, its a luuurvley sunny day!! :)
jeff: i have new shoes!!!!but i lost my bellybutton ring :(..new shoes!!
cal/cuteheyley@hotmail.com/205-9815: i think that they arre hot that is all
"procrastinate" is one of my least favourite words. It's sounds *so wrong* when people use it in sentences. FFS, just say "you're putting things off" etc.
Kids! don't think that you have to use big words just because you know them! ;) (I know I do it though. Sorry)
TSK!
/rant