Poll:
- Gay
- Straight
- Never read the books, so I can't say.
- Don't care eather way.
Just wondering...
Posted by
ell, 13:14, 22nd June 2003:
Finished reading the new book in 9hrs flat yesterday.
Posted by
Gary, 13:37, 22nd June 2003:
Wow! That's good going, Ell. I've never read any of the books!
Posted by
beargod, 14:52, 22nd June 2003:
I've never read any of the books in nine hours straight or ever, too crappy
9 hours? the books thicker than the yellow pages!
I saw a spoof book a while ago entitled "Gay presto! its Harry Botter" this probably tells you all you need to know.
I got the book yesterday, (my mum bought it for me, aww) about halfway through.
I don't read any of them. My friend loves them, and got one as soon as it came out.. whatever that's all about. I don't like to read books about things that couldn't happen. Anyway.
Posted by
mjt7420, 04:42, 22nd July 2003:
9 hours that's impressive. It took me 3 days of just about nothing but reading. God I love those books.
...
I mean... er ... you guys are losers
Posted by
Ana, 13:45, 23rd July 2003:
I did it in just under five hours - didn't even stop to drink/eat/do the nessacary*
*apologies for spelling
oh....ggrrrrr...feckin Harry Potter!
Before we invade France, shall we burn Harry Potter books???
I made the mistake on the weekend of yet again ruining the ending of the book to someone who hadn't finished it.... Whoops.
god yeah! I shall go to Edinburger and kick her ass before I set off.
And I think we should continue burning Potter book all the way through our rampage across Europe.
The beatch that wrote the books..she lives in Edinburger.
JK Rowling, thats her name. Cow.
Posted by
beargod, 14:06, 23rd July 2003:
she lives in Edinburgh?
Oh, ok. Good call.
We should get Seal as well and use his skin for sails on our ship.
Another good idea....full of them today arent we.
She does BG, very rich part of edinburger obviously.
Posted by
chandler, 14:22, 23rd July 2003:
no: full of it today.
drink my sunday piss chay.
Posted by
beargod, 14:34, 23rd July 2003:
If I finish my book, which is part of many projects I am on now, I will not have it for sale but on the internet, cos I think things should be free
...resulting in no money. Whoops.
What are you writing about??
You hand being up your arse?
Posted by
beargod, 14:52, 23rd July 2003:
yes hand up arse
no I had an idea about this guy who meets this other guy but the other guy knows all about him, then we go back through the first guys life, half way though the book we get to meet the second guy again and then lots of cool things happen like chay being turned into a detist and there is a big climax and everyone is happy because they all have hands up their arses.
But my English is apalling as you all may know. Oh well just means I will take longer
Posted by
beargod, 15:06, 23rd July 2003:
oh and by the way I am not after the money, what are peoples obsessions with money ?
so they can buy bananas and stamps, obv.
dont forget prawns, everyone needs to buy prawns every now and again.
Posted by
beargod, 15:30, 23rd July 2003:
Yes well I can be happy getting that sort of money from my job.
Hmmm... but wouldn't you rather get money from something you really enjoy, like writing a book, and then not have to do your job?
Or do you enjoy your job?
Posted by
beargod, 15:53, 23rd July 2003:
I enjoy my job, I dislike writing a book more, but I do it when I am not doing anything else/totaly bored :)
What, so you write to stave off the boredom?
Posted by
beargod, 17:10, 23rd July 2003:
pretty much, its something else to do
He writes anagrams for the Mail on Sunday puzzle page.
Posted by
cal, 17:53, 23rd July 2003:
without meaning to
Posted by
chandler, 17:55, 23rd July 2003:
under the pseudonym "a 'erb dog"
Posted by
beargod, 18:40, 23rd July 2003:
who does? Whats going on?
I say straight, but I may not have all the facts, I haven't read the new one yet as I think I need the pperback if I want it to fit in my work bag!
we know your dirty little secret. plus "Dear Deirdre"? don't make me laugh!
MY KIDS DAD IS MY DAD indeed!