iamcal.com Since May 2000

Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 12:19:28 -0700
From: Matt (mxcloud9@hotmail.com)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: haha

hey Mr.Who Claims he can spell.
Looks like you cant spell for shit,

""I win. When I go into work next, I'm going to surprise all my
co-workers and put up pictures of myself instead of their ugly kids and
their inane drawings. ""

Inane Drawings? WTF is an INANE drawing?

Moron.

116949 stupid kids tried stepping to my iNsAne skills and got 0wned.

1 Cloud9 stepped to your INANE babble and Bitch Slapped the FUCK OUTA YA.

Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 05:58:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: Little (########@yahoo.com)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Reply to Website

Hi,

I am not sure what your name is or what kind of life you have. I just
thought I would comment on your site. Before you can grade a child's
work, learn how to spell yourself. For instance, INSANE, which is what
your are.

Have a nice day!

Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 20:03:44 -0400
From: Whone (######@######.ca)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: YOU SUCK ASS!

ya shitface
you spelled insane wrong on your page, yet you thing your the grammar
king.. make fun of 9 yr olds.

but regardless your page was fuckin funny.

Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 09:46:22 -0700
From: Seth Major (######@################.com)
To: maddox@xmission.com
Subject: Nice Spelling

You spelled insane wrong there smart guy

I'm only posting this because of the sheer number of emails I get from you dipshits telling me that I had a typo on my "I am better than your kids" page. The word is "inane," not "insane." Inane is a word, look it up:

inane (i-'nAn), adjective:
1 : empty, insubstantial
2 : lacking significance, meaning, or point: silly

Seriously, I thought people were kidding when they kept emailing me one after another telling me I had a typo. That's another thing, you cocks can stop emailing me with every little typo and grammar mistake you find on my site. I know they're there. There's a typo on my Metallica page, there's another on my Jenny Jones page and I'm sure there are a few others I've missed--on purpose--to lull you into a false sense of security by making you think that I'm not perfect and that you stand a chance of busting my chops; little do you know that my chops are un-bustable. Regardless, I'm not going to fix them because I just don't give a shit. So then why do I bitch about spelling, grammar, etc in some of my hate mail?

As of this writing, I've written 283 web pages containing over 122,000 words. Let's say that hypothetically each page contained 3 typos (the actual number is much lower than that, but for the sake of argument bear with me). So that would make a grand total of 849 typos on my web site, or 0.7% of the total words on my site incorrect. That's less than one percent of all the words on my site spelled incorrectly given this generous model. Hell, even if I had 5 mistakes per page, that would still only make 1,415 or 1.15% of the words spelled incorrectly on my site.

Now let's look at the average dipshit sending me hate mail to tell me how much of an idiot I am. Most of them have upwards of 5 mistakes per sentence. I'm not bitching so much that there are mistakes, but if you're going to tell someone that he or she is an idiot, you had better make sure not to look like one yourself, or at least sound half intelligible when you do it. That's all I ask. Also, it's "YOU'RE" not "YOUR" when you want to say "you are." As in, you're pissing me off by sending me this stupid bullshit.