Discussion » Hayfever

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Posted by Sul, 08:15, 27th June 2003:
 
I think I have hayfever. Ive never thought Ive had hayfever before. Am I more at risk to hayfever because I have a big nose?
Posted by jlittle, 08:20, 27th June 2003:
 
I don't think the size of the nose has anything to do with it mate.
Posted by Sul, 08:25, 27th June 2003:
 
I think you're wrong, the evidence is all there:

I've never had hayfever before and your nose keeps growing as you get older. Therefore my nose has grown too big to fight off the hayfever's immense powers (is it hayfever or heyfever?)
Posted by beargod, 10:00, 27th June 2003:
 
I think its the little men in your nose that have grown too old and can't punch the pollen away anymore
Posted by Sul, 10:42, 27th June 2003:
 
Pollen is Flower Spunk! :o

This fact has only just clocked. Spunk up my nose - just like a porn actress.
Posted by beargod, 10:47, 27th June 2003:
 
ewww, you gay now then Sul?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:56, 27th June 2003:
 
It's the goats, innit.
Posted by Sul, 10:59, 27th June 2003:
 
Goats make you gay - Be a vegetarian
Posted by jeff, 11:01, 27th June 2003:
 
put vaseline round the edge of your nostrils... it catches a lot of the flower spunk and stops it going up your nose.
global warming is responsible for the sharp rise in hayfever cases in the past few years... now stop whinging, take some medicine and get over it... i wasnt allowed to play on the school field in summer because i have such bad hayfever.. *oh the painful memories*
Posted by jlittle, 11:07, 27th June 2003:
 
awwwwwww
Posted by beargod, 12:27, 27th June 2003:
 
I have never had heyfever, I feel left out. :(
Posted by jeff, 13:46, 27th June 2003:
 
you should feel lucky... unless you like having a nose that is constantly dripping, eyes that itch and frequently go bloodshot, aggravated asthma resulting in a nasty dry cough, complete lack of sleep due to bunged up nose and a kind of tired woozy feeling all the time... that and taking eye drops, nose spray, tablets and an inhaler every day...
thats like saying "i've never had syphillis, i feel left out :("
Posted by jeff, 13:46, 27th June 2003:
 
then again that'd only be the case if a lot of people on here had actually had syphillis... on which i cant comment..
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:52, 27th June 2003:
 
*keeps quiet*


;)
Posted by gobbo, 14:22, 27th June 2003:
 
I think i have hayfever too, i lived in middlesbrough for three years and cos its near the coast and the place is devoid of all green life and countryside so i never noticed, but since coming home to the thames valley all ive done is sneeze.
Posted by beargod, 14:29, 27th June 2003:
 
Jeff I am like that always, always have been, but its never been at the same time, and the doctors have said no its not heyfever
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:30, 27th June 2003:
 
I dont have hayfever...so there, stick that up yer'jumpers.
Posted by beargod, 14:32, 27th June 2003:
 
its too hot to wear a jumper
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:32, 27th June 2003:
 
its fuckin pissing down here
Posted by beargod, 14:36, 27th June 2003:
 
its fucking hot here with no sun
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:38, 27th June 2003:
 
Hot in Herre?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:38, 27th June 2003:
 
wheres Herre?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:40, 27th June 2003:
 
It's a place where girls (who have been hypnotised by shite rapsmith Nelly) take off all their clothes, because they are so hot they are going to take their clothes off. Or something.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:43, 27th June 2003:
 
ah..i see.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:45, 27th June 2003:
 
or perhaps shit rapper skinra?!
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:23, 27th June 2003:
 
I have that CD and I love that song.

I would like to take my clothes off, but I'm at work. It's in the 90's today.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:24, 27th June 2003:
 
;D
Posted by cal, 14:16, 30th June 2003:
 
you've travelled back in time!?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:18, 30th June 2003:
 
I still dont have hayfever.
Posted by beargod, 14:26, 30th June 2003:
 
neither do I
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:31, 30th June 2003:
 
Good..bet Sul still has it though.
Posted by Sul, 15:58, 30th June 2003:
 
I dont have hayfever and never did. I was just hungover :)
Posted by angel_mouse, 16:11, 30th June 2003:
 
i thought i had hayfever, but it was a cold. who gets a cold in summer?!
Posted by beargod, 16:12, 30th June 2003:
 
I have constantly got a cold, I am always either snezzing or coughing, I hate me, does anyone want to exchange me for someone else?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:54, 30th June 2003:
 
I have some lint.
Posted by coolcat88, 21:43, 30th June 2003:
 
Go Nelly! He's from my home town, so he's really big around "herre" so yeah. Go Nelly.
Posted by coolcat88, 22:11, 30th June 2003:
 
I've never had heyfever.
Posted by beargod, 22:50, 30th June 2003:
 
who's Nelly?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 23:24, 30th June 2003:
 
an elephant.
Posted by beargod, 23:29, 30th June 2003:
 
oh yeah