So BORED!! BORED, BORED, BORED.
Posted by
beargod, 14:40, 30th June 2003:
I am too foggy, but I learnt that doing work stops me being so bored, thats why I am on Iamcal to avoid work
don't tell me that made no sense
I'm falling asleep at work. Only got 1 hour's kip last night. And I'm hungover, last night was surreal. On the other hand, I learnt how to do ActionScript in Flash today. w00t! (or something)
Posted by
beargod, 14:43, 30th June 2003:
I can't see you on the members online bit to the left AP. I havn't all day, is this the ghost of you typing?
That makes sense BG, in other words you are bored.
I am very tired too..need some extra sleep tonight me thinks. AP, 1 hours kip? And why was Sunday surreal?
My online status has been set on "hidden" for ages now.
why? Are you being stealthy?
Posted by
beargod, 14:46, 30th June 2003:
do you hide there eating doughnuts and are hidding so you don't have to offer me some?
That would just be rude..plain and simple rude. Not offering BG any doughnuts!
Posted by
beargod, 14:51, 30th June 2003:
yes shame on you you big fat bum dog :)
I'm hiding from Cilla Black. Damn her.
Why? Did you steal the doughnuts from her?
Posted by
beargod, 14:58, 30th June 2003:
did she try licking your eyeballs?
Nah she stole my doughnuts, then I called her an "ageing Ziggy Stardust-lookalike ginger bitch". She swore vengeance and I am no longer safe.
Speak to MI5, they will provide a new idendity for free.
Posted by
beargod, 15:01, 30th June 2003:
dude I know what you could do always keep one of those rubber doghnuts on you with icing and throw it to her if she ever sees you, you will be gone before she realises
or Dale Winton. Throw him, she will go to see if his tan has faded in anyway, and before she knows it..you will be gone!
Foggy: Sunday.... I was invited to a barbeque on Sunday by scary woman mentioned the other day. All going fine for a bit (except for a few "do you think they're shagging" type glances aimed our way, despite her being sat with her bloke as well; I felt awkward as FUCK), until later on. I went for a pish, and she was sitting outside the loo. And then came on to me. She started with the whole "can I have a kiss?" "can I have another one" bullshit (I gave her a friendly kiss, like you would to your auntie, just as a funny gesture (she is kind of a mate after all)). Then I thought nothing of it. Later on, I went to the cash machine, and she decided to get some ciggies and we were talking for a bit. She said "You're just as bad as me, you've got a girlfriend and everything". "Oh shit", I thought, then just told her that it was friendly, and I wasn't interested etc etc but would if the circumstances were different. She kept trying though despite me essentially turning her down each time. Anyway, I was chatting to her bloke (appears to be a bit of a wally but is ok deep down), and I got the impression that he was totally in love with her and is paranoid about losing her, and thinks that she plays around (she has done a lot, she only stays with him because of his money apparently). She had to put the kid to bed so me and him were just listening to some tunes before I went home. But it was awkward as fuck, it really was.
Posted by
beargod, 15:42, 30th June 2003:
Well throw foggy at her and don't tell Nov