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Posted by beargod, 14:36, 3rd July 2003:
 
You make me think of that awful Bjork song, because you are so quiet.

People WAKE UP!!!!!1!!1
Posted by beargod, 14:39, 3rd July 2003:
 
Shhhh, Shhhh
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
You fall in love
Zing boom
The sky up above
Zing boom
Is caving in
Wow bam
You've never been so nuts about a guy
You wanna laugh you wanna cry
You cross your heart and hope to die
'Til it's over and then
Shhh, Shhh
It's nice and quiet
Shhh, Shhh
But soon again
Shhh, Shhh
Starts another big riot
You blow a fuse, zing boom
The devil cuts loose, zing boom
So what's the use, wow bam
Of falling in love
It's, oh, so quiet
It's, oh, so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...
You ring the bell, bim bam
You shout and you yell, hi ho ho
You broke the spell
Gee, this is swell you almost have a fit
This guy is "gorge" and I got hit
There's no mistake this is it
'Til it's over and then
It's nice and quiet
Shhh, Shhh
But soon again
Shhh, Shhh
Starts another big riot
You blow a fuse
Zing boom
The devil cuts loose
Zing boom
What's the use
Wow bam
Of falling in love
The sky caves in
The devil cuts loose
You blow blow blow blow blow your fuse
When you've fallen in love
Ssshhhhhh...
Posted by beargod, 14:39, 3rd July 2003:
 
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Posted by jbryan, 14:41, 3rd July 2003:
 
hey peeps asl?
is there any fit lads in this room????????????//
Posted by jbryan, 14:42, 3rd July 2003:
 
beargod asl?
Posted by jbryan, 14:42, 3rd July 2003:
 
im 25 and am wrapped in latex
Posted by beargod, 14:42, 3rd July 2003:
 
what room?

and yes AP and milhouse and Sul are all fit lads, I wouldn't go for Foggy though Nov will kill ya
Posted by beargod, 14:43, 3rd July 2003:
 
Oh yeah Milhouse is taken too, Cals not though
Posted by jbryan, 14:45, 3rd July 2003:
 
is there a pic of cal?
Posted by jbryan, 14:45, 3rd July 2003:
 
how old is he?
Posted by jbryan, 14:47, 3rd July 2003:
 
is there a pic of cal that i can c?
Posted by chandler, 14:48, 3rd July 2003:
 
yes.
its here:
www.iamcal.com/profile_1
Posted by beargod, 14:48, 3rd July 2003:
 


Thats cal in his happy hat :)
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 3rd July 2003:
 
i gave him the hat for his birthday. he loves that hat. i'm so proud.
Posted by chandler, 14:50, 3rd July 2003:
 
age: old enough
sex: yes i have plenty thanks
location: here and there
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:50, 3rd July 2003:
 
Hands of my foggie, you wanna chat with boys go the a chat room.
Posted by beargod, 14:53, 3rd July 2003:
 
what chat room?
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:57, 3rd July 2003:
 
anyone but here.
Posted by jbryan, 14:57, 3rd July 2003:
 
hi jemma how ya doin!
Posted by chandler, 14:57, 3rd July 2003:
 
yeah dont go touching other peoples foggies.
Posted by jbryan, 14:59, 3rd July 2003:
 
jemma hiya
Posted by jbryan, 14:59, 3rd July 2003:
 
gemma hi
Posted by beargod, 16:26, 3rd July 2003:
 
your making this song go through my head again, I wish I could stop it
Posted by beargod, 16:28, 3rd July 2003:
 
1 little 2 little 3 little indians 4 little 5 little 6 little indians 7 little 8 little 9 little indians 10 little indian boys
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:46, 3rd July 2003:
 
you like to sing songs about lots of indian boys?
Posted by beargod, 17:17, 3rd July 2003:
 
doesn't everyone?
Posted by chandler, 17:20, 3rd July 2003:
 
i do
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:44, 3rd July 2003:
 
I like to sing song about Monkey's.
Posted by ell, 23:19, 3rd July 2003:
 
Little Red Monkey!
Posted by beargod, 12:01, 4th July 2003:
 
Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said

Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys

Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew

Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 4th July 2003:
 
[Spoken:]
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
Altogether now!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,
play your digeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your digerydoo.
Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
Altogether now!
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 4th July 2003:
 
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Sun Arise come every mornin'
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Sun Arise fillin' up the hollow
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise, each and every day
Sun Arise, she come every mornin'
Sun Arise
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day

She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away the darkness everyday
She drive away your darkness everyday
Bringin' back the warmth to the ground

Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
Sun Arise
Whoa-oh-oh
ever-y ever-y ever-y ever-y day
Posted by beargod, 12:05, 4th July 2003:
 
[Chorus:]
I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Wherever I go through rain and snow
The people always let me know
There's Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With his extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

The day that I born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

[Chorus]

I had a dreadful childhood really, I s'pose I shouldn't moan
Each time they had a three legged race, I won it on me own
And also I got popular, when came the time for cricket
They used to roll my trousers up
And use me for the wicket

[Chorus]

I was a dreadful scholar, I found all the lessons hard
The only thing I knew for sure, was three feet make a yard
To count to ten I used me fingers, if I needed more
By getting my shoes and socks off
I could count to twenty four

I'm Jake the [stops to count]

...to twenty five

I'm Jake the peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Whatever I did they said was false
They said "quick march" I did the quick waltz
Then they shouted at me "put your best foot forward" - but which foot?
I said "it's very fine for you, you only got a choice of two"
But me, I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With the extra leg... diddle-iddle-iddle-um
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 4th July 2003:
 
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 4th July 2003:
 
???
Posted by beargod, 14:02, 4th July 2003:
 
I don't know, but did you enjoy my covers of Rolf harris?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:12, 4th July 2003:
 
They were lovely. Apart from them I got so bored that I changed my stylesheet from the B3ta one to the Kottke one.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:13, 4th July 2003:
 
The text looks nicer now.
Posted by beargod, 14:14, 4th July 2003:
 
I did that yesterday, then it was so bright i changed it back to chays one
Posted by chandler, 14:25, 4th July 2003:
 
my one rules
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:28, 4th July 2003:
 
If I wasn't such a luddite I'd give it a go and do the best one ever. Better than anything Chay could ever do. Chay sucks ;)
Posted by chandler, 14:43, 4th July 2003:
 
yep
Posted by gobbo, 20:40, 4th July 2003:
 
beargod you have far too much time on your hands, i hope you cut and paste those songs, otherwise you must be VERY bored to type it all out...
Posted by beargod, 21:54, 4th July 2003:
 
I wish I had those songs, but no I don't so I could not type them out
Posted by Sul, 21:57, 4th July 2003:
 
two little boys is one of the best songs ever

Everyone should have it
Posted by chandler, 23:11, 4th July 2003:
 
Sul are you saying everyone should have 2 little boys?
Posted by Haku, 05:31, 5th July 2003:
 
he he Rock is madd cool!!