Discussion » Hi My Name Is Jenna Im 15 And Wanna Chat Any 1 Up 4 It

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Posted by jbryan, 14:39, 3rd July 2003:
 
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx tlk to me peeps is there any fit lads out there
Posted by jbryan, 14:40, 3rd July 2003:
 
hello
is any body out therr
Posted by beargod, 14:43, 3rd July 2003:
 
there are a few yes
Posted by chandler, 14:46, 3rd July 2003:
 
i'm a fit lad.

i'm also spoken for.

sorry.

:D
Posted by beargod, 14:47, 3rd July 2003:
 
he's milhouse
Posted by jbryan, 14:49, 3rd July 2003:
 
millhouse how old r u
u can still flirt right.............
Posted by jbryan, 14:49, 3rd July 2003:
 
beargod u taken for i live in lancaster by the way where do u live millhouse
Posted by beargod, 14:50, 3rd July 2003:
 
beargod taken yes, and millhouse is nearer to you then I am
Posted by jlittle, 14:51, 3rd July 2003:
 
im fit hi how r u
Posted by jbryan, 14:51, 3rd July 2003:
 
r use not tlkin to me now...............wot room r u in now
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:51, 3rd July 2003:
 
rolling eyes .. good grief.
Posted by beargod, 14:52, 3rd July 2003:
 
shut up nov you know you fancy millhouse :)
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:58, 3rd July 2003:
 
I wasn't rolling my eyes about millhouse beargod. I was rolling my eyes cause of all the little kiddies.
Posted by beargod, 14:59, 3rd July 2003:
 
he he he, sorry I didn't mean to call him milhouse it just ended up that my fingers hit those keys in that order:)
Posted by chandler, 15:03, 3rd July 2003:
 
what room are you in! sheeeesh! cant these people understand the concept of a forum?
Posted by beargod, 15:08, 3rd July 2003:
 
I can't understand the concept of them
Posted by jbryan, 15:08, 3rd July 2003:
 
chay where do u live?
Posted by gemma, 15:10, 3rd July 2003:
 
chay i hear u live in preston
Posted by chandler, 15:12, 3rd July 2003:
 
i live in a house, it's a very big house, in the country
Posted by beargod, 15:12, 3rd July 2003:
 
who do you hear that from?
Posted by chandler, 15:13, 3rd July 2003:
 
preston!!! hahahaa :S
Posted by beargod, 15:17, 3rd July 2003:
 
I really want to know who said chay lives in Preston now
Posted by Sul, 15:22, 3rd July 2003:
 
That google search for "misteeq's anal treat" has finally reared its ugly head.
Posted by beargod, 15:26, 3rd July 2003:
 
looks like it Sul
Posted by gobbo, 20:41, 4th July 2003:
 
I know a girl who lives in Preston, but thats not the point is it...
Posted by Sul, 21:34, 4th July 2003:
 
is that the start of a limeric?
Posted by beargod, 21:53, 4th July 2003:
 
you think everything is Sul:P
Posted by Sul, 22:05, 4th July 2003:
 
its my lack of humour :)

I was a girl from Preston
It took me ages to get my breasts on
So I dropped the act
And married me twat
Just so I could rhyme "guest on"
Posted by gobbo, 16:35, 5th July 2003:
 
rrriiiigggghhhhttttt :D
Posted by jeff, 16:45, 5th July 2003:
 
thats odd sul cos i knew a strange girl from preston
she had to struggle to keep her big chest on
her dress was too loose
she looked like a moose
her obvious maleness i was too shy to question...

mmm that felt gooood...
Posted by Sul, 16:49, 5th July 2003:
 
very nice :D
Posted by gobbo, 17:24, 5th July 2003:
 
well done! :D
Posted by jeff, 19:24, 5th July 2003:
 
I am the iamcal limerick queen (cant be arsed to find the thread with the multiple stars in cars)
Posted by poo, 20:42, 5th July 2003:
 
hey ny fitness there?
Posted by poo, 20:53, 5th July 2003:
 
V.GD LIMERICKS BTW
Posted by poo, 20:54, 5th July 2003:
 
BOO! did i scare ya?
Posted by poo, 20:55, 5th July 2003:
 
hi
Posted by poo, 20:56, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 20:56, 5th July 2003:
 
what?
Posted by poo, 20:56, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 20:58, 5th July 2003:
 
who?
Posted by poo, 20:59, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 20:59, 5th July 2003:
 
do do doo doo dodo
Posted by poo, 20:59, 5th July 2003:
 
hi!
Posted by poo, 20:59, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 21:00, 5th July 2003:
 
huh?
Posted by poo, 21:00, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 21:00, 5th July 2003:
 
what?
Posted by poo, 21:00, 5th July 2003:
 
my name is..
Posted by poo, 21:00, 5th July 2003:
 
dooo doo doo doo dooooooooooooo
Posted by ell, 01:58, 6th July 2003:
 
Chay has a rival for postcount whore.

Also, does this topic title remind anyone else of their daily inbox contents? -_-
Posted by beargod, 10:26, 6th July 2003:
 
he he he
Posted by coolcat88, 15:32, 6th July 2003:
 
wow, this is pointless... someone tell jenna that this isn't a chat room.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:44, 7th July 2003:
 
Well, duh!
Posted by jlittle, 08:01, 7th July 2003:
 
(looks further up thread)

I live in Preston!
Posted by sexy devil, 11:34, 7th July 2003:
 
jlittle i live in lancaster how old u?
Posted by sexy devil, 11:35, 7th July 2003:
 
sexy devil is me jenna im so many ppl have joined my room u like...............
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 7th July 2003:
 
I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
So I came here to you, sweet lady
Answering your mystical call
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future, the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a spell she'd cast.

*Chorus
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you from behind.

Give me the ring on your finger
Let me see the lines of your hand
I can see me a tall dark stranger
Giving you what you hadn't planned
I drank the potion she offered me
I found myself on the floor
Then I looked in those big green eyes
And I wondered what I came there for.

(Repeat chorus)

Stay awake
Look out
If you're out on a moonlit night
Be careful of the neighbourhood strays
Of a lady with long black hair
Tryin' to win you with her feminine ways
Crystal ball on the table
Showing the future, the past
Same cat with them evil eyes
You'd better get out of there fast
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:46, 7th July 2003:
 
You know, I used to do that..

When I was a young lad of 53, I used to pretend to be teenage girls on those chat rooms.

Now I'm 56, I order my teen girls from a company in Bornemouth.
Posted by beargod, 11:51, 7th July 2003:
 
I like the fact she is supposed to be 15 on this thread but is 21 in another thread
Posted by jlittle, 11:53, 7th July 2003:
 
"sexy devil" - too old !