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Posted by Sul, 08:35, 4th July 2003:
 
There's a mouse in my house (its actually a flat but only rat rhymes with that). Saw the little bugger at 4AM. He's not in the kitchen either, he's seems to have much prefered to the living area. Little fucker!
Posted by chandler, 09:25, 4th July 2003:
 
well that will teach you to be up at 4am. if you had been asleep in bed you wouldnt have noticed little mousey
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:32, 4th July 2003:
 
"little mousey".

*thud*
Posted by chandler, 09:36, 4th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 09:39, 4th July 2003:
 
did you catch it a fry it?
Posted by chandler, 09:53, 4th July 2003:
 
you really can't type can you beargod.
Posted by beargod, 10:01, 4th July 2003:
 
no

*looks down at his shoes and wanders to the corner on his own and dies and grows a maggot farm inside him*

Fishing anyone?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:03, 4th July 2003:
 
haha!!
Posted by chandler, 10:15, 4th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by gobbo, 20:43, 4th July 2003:
 
You should invent an elaborate plan to catch the little tike, like wait round the corner with a frying pan and when he comes out knock it up a notch - bam!
Posted by Sul, 20:44, 4th July 2003:
 
The mouse traps Ive bought dont even nearly hurt my finger. I have a feeling I'm going to wake up in the morning to a confused mouse bumping into things with mouse trap on his head.

I find this thought hilarious!
Posted by gobbo, 21:16, 4th July 2003:
 
hehehe, put a bit of cheese under a box held up with a stick attached to some string, then when he goes in, pull the string. If its anything like the cartoons you might end up with an acme ton weight on your head, so jump out the way when you get him! :D
Posted by Sul, 21:31, 4th July 2003:
 
:D

I wondered around hardware stores for ages trying find a selection of humane traps and "break your neck you vermin scum" traps. I was planning to place plain bread on the humane traps and doritos on the killers. I figured this was a way for the mouse to choose his own fate, I AM GOD IN MY OWN LAND after all. Unlucky for him I couldnt find any humane traps. Ho hum.
Posted by gobbo, 21:38, 4th July 2003:
 
You should use him as a beast of burden, get him to carry things round the flat for you :D, you could even make little reigns for him and sit an action man on him, make him work, hes not paying any rent after all...
Posted by Sul, 21:47, 4th July 2003:
 
yeah! The little shit! If he survives I'll make him my little slave. If not... well... I'll chuck him out for other peoples cats to bring in as a "present".

"Ohhh look what I caught. You're impressed I can tell. The way you're screaming and shouting at me. I'll just leave this here for you"
Posted by gobbo, 22:01, 4th July 2003:
 
hehehe, you can read the minds of cats! Thats a cool ability! :)

youd better make a very small whip so you can keep your slave slaving :D
Posted by ell, 01:54, 6th July 2003:
 
We have a resident rat we nicknamed "Feisty"... damn thing has the sleekest coat ever from eating all our curry leftovers.
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:20, 7th July 2003:
 
Are you really going to kill him Sul?
Posted by Rosie, 14:30, 7th July 2003:
 
I had rats in my flat sul - they made a thudding sound as they rooted about the kitchen. Nasty! You want to nick one of those rentokil traps they have in pubs/restuarants. They work a treat. ( I don't agree with killing them but its the only way you can rid your place of them).