Posted by
Haku, 05:33, 5th July 2003:
What do you think is faster cable or dsl?
Posted by
chandler, 13:31, 5th July 2003:
Who do you think is a faster Ally McBeal or Victoria Beckham?
Posted by
jeff, 16:46, 5th July 2003:
ally mcbeal is lighter so she's more aerodynamic but if we're talking about waterslides i'd go with victoria, that little extra weight would propel her further... or something..
Posted by
Haku, 05:47, 6th July 2003:
lol this has nothing to do with my question
Posted by
gobbo, 08:36, 6th July 2003:
cable depends really on what speed modem/service you decide to get, better ask Beargod about dsl i think he has it (i was round his house the other day and the modem for it is very tiny :D)
Posted by
beargod, 10:17, 6th July 2003:
with DSL you can get faster speeds then with cable, and what it is set at, but this will change with the more users who use dsl.
Cable is cheeper though for the speed, so i recomend that, then again if you are not English I don't know how it changes, not even in the rest of the british isles. Although i think Scotland and Wales are similar
Posted by
chandler, 12:44, 6th July 2003:
jess. i didnt ask who was faster, but "Who do you think is A faster" meaning which one starves themselves of food to which the answer is "both" :)
it has a lot to do with the computer... we have really fast dsl, but my comp has almost no ram and no memeory and all that crap left, so things run really slowly.
Posted by
poo, 18:05, 6th July 2003:
OOOO look at every1 being all interlectual. wish i was that clever :(
Posted by
gobbo, 22:24, 6th July 2003:
yes well miracles do happen, never know :D
Posted by
jeffld, 23:35, 6th July 2003:
See DLSreports.com
It is just the opposite, cable gets slower with more users.
Oh, savage. There I was thinking that this topic was going to be about staying up all night with chemical assistance. Darn.
Posted by
beargod, 08:54, 7th July 2003:
I meant it gets slower because originally when BT started ADSL they did not keep to the maximum bandwidth, but as more people join it, the more they reduce the max to what its supposed to be
Although i did hear that if your transfer rate drops below 50 K/Bps then BOOOM!
Posted by
chandler, 15:43, 8th July 2003:
lol
Posted by
beargod, 16:22, 8th July 2003:
What happens if they rip out the speed dial, how would you know?
If you were making a bomb, why would you leave a red wire and a blue wire hanging out?
I dunno, why would you leave a red wire and a blue wire hanging out???
this is meant to be a joke, right?
can do, i'll try to think of a punchline
Posted by
beargod, 16:31, 8th July 2003:
if you weren't making a bomb you can't leave the red and blue wire hanging out
no, can't think of anything. lets make it a competition. in the meantime, i'm off home. see you all in half an hour
Posted by
beargod, 16:33, 8th July 2003:
bye vic and what is wrong with my punchline :)
Posted by
chandler, 16:33, 8th July 2003:
id make all wires the same colour, make sure that cutting any wire triggers the bomb and not put any kind of clock on it.
Posted by
beargod, 16:40, 8th July 2003:
what about if you want to disarm the bomb because you armed it in your house and you did not put any disarming thing on the bomb?
Did someone say "Disarm"??
Posted by
beargod, 16:47, 8th July 2003:
might have why?
Well pour some sugar on me, you animal.
Posted by
chandler, 16:48, 8th July 2003:
beargod, i wouldnt arm it till i got to the place i wanted to blow up
That's what happens when love and hate collide(s).
Dammit, I've run out of Def Leppard song titles.
Posted by
beargod, 16:55, 8th July 2003:
chay your kiddy might arm it whilst playing with it, there might be nothing to stop them
Posted by
chandler, 16:59, 8th July 2003:
maybe the bomb will be strapped to the kiddie.
Posted by
beargod, 17:01, 8th July 2003:
maybe the bomb will just suddenly blow up and you then realise that you should have coloured the wires
Oh look, its been half an hour :)
Posted by
Rosie, 17:04, 8th July 2003:
I'm off!
see you all tomorrow.
:D
x
Posted by
chandler, 17:05, 8th July 2003:
:)
I think DSL is a lot more faster then cable.
Posted by
cal, 09:57, 9th July 2003:
it was her officer! she murdered the english language!
Posted by
chandler, 10:03, 9th July 2003:
tea he
Posted by
chandler, 10:04, 9th July 2003:
give her a break she's a native of the former colonies
Posted by
chandler, 10:05, 9th July 2003:
and thus has not been given access to the same level of education and good breeding that is available to the rest of the Empire :)
Posted by
beargod, 10:08, 9th July 2003:
its no longer the empire, they shoved our tea into the sea and then we got pissed off, and after a long time of fighting to try and make them say sorry they were too annoying so we left them too it :)
Posted by
chandler, 10:12, 9th July 2003:
thats why i said former colonies
Nonsense, we could have taken them any time, but why should we want to continue a war with our own relatives (at the time) it turned out to be far more amusing to watch them try to run their own country. this continues to the present day. Giggle as they prove they can't even hold a decent election. Smirk as they piss away the huge amount of world-wide post september 11th goodwill by continually going to war with countries that can't possibly defend themselves. Chortle at Justin Timberlake. Etc.
Posted by
beargod, 10:23, 9th July 2003:
that is true vic, It just annoyed me that they inventer salty tea and did not drink it, what a waste
Posted by
beargod, 10:33, 9th July 2003:
you know that d is disguised as an r
i guessed that, but i'm still lost with 'salty tea'
Posted by
chandler, 10:57, 9th July 2003:
i think he is refering to the boston tea party
i dont know though
as in putting tea in the (salty) sea
Posted by
beargod, 10:59, 9th July 2003:
yes there is the answer up there ^
Ah, silly of me not to get that then.
Posted by
chandler, 11:00, 9th July 2003:
"its no longer the empire, they shoved our tea into the sea and then we got pissed off"
he did explain