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Posted by Sul, 11:44, 9th July 2003:
 
I've done two stupid things over the last few days:

1. Transfered £1200 into a complete strangers bank account and didnt realise til 5 days later. Then spent half the day calling HSBC and Lloyds trying to get the cash back.

2. Last night I could sleep because of noise so decided to use some makeshift earplugs created from toilet paper. It appears that my ear cavity is far longer than I thought and I lost it. I had to employ the use of my sister at 12AM to help me dig it out using a paperclip and tweezers. Which gave my parents a good laugh "What are you doing down here?" "I got some tissue stuck in my ear" "How old are you? 5?" "mmmm"

So can anyone beat my stupidity over the last week?
Posted by chandler, 11:45, 9th July 2003:
 
"Transfered £1200 into a complete strangers bank account"

that is sooooo dumb!
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:45, 9th July 2003:
 
I'm sure I'll do something. It's nearly 12 and nothing weird's happened yet. Which is odd.
Posted by chandler, 11:46, 9th July 2003:
 
and i almost did the ear thing, but i managed to get the tissue out. and tissue make crappy ear plugs anyway :)
Posted by Sul, 11:49, 9th July 2003:
 
yup. I can be VERY stupid at times. No-one warns of sticking things in your ear when your an adult though
Posted by Rosie, 11:54, 9th July 2003:
 
Something strange happened to me last night - none of it my fault.

I came home from work totally knackered and thought I'd have a bit of a nap before dinner.

BIG MISTAKE. A group of Morris Dancers started dancing and stick banging right under my window! VERY ODD!

I took photos of them.
Posted by chandler, 11:58, 9th July 2003:
 
hahaha. we have morris dancers living opposite us.
they wear normal clothes most of the time

they own a smart car
it has just enough room for their sticks, hankies and bells :)
Posted by beargod, 12:03, 9th July 2003:
 
I think the bank did the first one for me recently Sul, although £1400
Posted by chandler, 12:04, 9th July 2003:
 
blimey.
i transfer money and i always forget to check if its gone right
but when i finally remember its always ok. so thats lucky
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:05, 9th July 2003:
 
I broke my nose and got my 3rd concussion trying to breakdance to SClub.
Posted by chandler, 12:07, 9th July 2003:
 
lolol thats a good one :)
were you proud of yourself? :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:09, 9th July 2003:
 
I found the news absolutely on-the-floor hilarious for three days due to my head being all mashed. It was brill.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:11, 9th July 2003:
 
There's another one that a load of people in Leicester know about, but the bastards (Chris!) thought it a good idea to tell everyone. But I don't want to mention it.
Posted by chandler, 12:12, 9th July 2003:
 
hahaha
:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:13, 9th July 2003:
 
Jeff probably knows. (The doing a "certain something" for a moneyless bet).
Posted by chandler, 12:16, 9th July 2003:
 
jess! tell us! :D
Posted by chandler, 12:17, 9th July 2003:
 
did you stick your willie up a drainpipe in Leicester town centre?
Posted by Sul, 12:20, 9th July 2003:
 
Spice Girls Kareoke?
Posted by beargod, 12:21, 9th July 2003:
 
did you cry because you lost a plastic ring to chay?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:23, 9th July 2003:
 
I did lose my brown wings to Chay.
Posted by chandler, 12:24, 9th July 2003:
 
O_o
Posted by beargod, 12:25, 9th July 2003:
 
did you cry?
Posted by chandler, 12:30, 9th July 2003:
 
O_o
  '
  '
Posted by chandler, 12:30, 9th July 2003:
 
yes
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:32, 9th July 2003:
 
Surely you gained your brown wings with chay.

Unless he stole them.

The turd.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:35, 9th July 2003:
 
Gained them and had them stolen soon after, innit.

He also gave me the clap, which of course is the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by chandler, 12:37, 9th July 2003:
 
:P
Posted by beargod, 12:38, 9th July 2003:
 
Does it get annoying?
Posted by beargod, 12:40, 9th July 2003:
 
does it make you cry?

Do I have a crying obsession today?
Posted by chandler, 12:41, 9th July 2003:
 
yes
Posted by beargod, 12:44, 9th July 2003:
 
yes to which?
Posted by jeff, 12:46, 9th July 2003:
 
i have no idea what he's talking about, unless it was the 'procedure' he underwent voluntarily for a bet... but i could've sworn he's told everyone on here already..
Posted by chandler, 12:48, 9th July 2003:
 
nooo!
oooh do tell!
"procedure!"
O_o
Posted by jeff, 12:50, 9th July 2003:
 
gee, i couldnt its far too 'personal'
Posted by chandler, 12:50, 9th July 2003:
 
oooh go on, go on, go on, go on, go on :D
Posted by beargod, 12:51, 9th July 2003:
 
a procedure which made him cry and involved chay? and chay doesn't know about it?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 9th July 2003:
 
Shhh Jeff!
Posted by jeff, 12:52, 9th July 2003:
 
nah, i think he should tell you, i mean its a very 'delicate' matter
Posted by chandler, 12:53, 9th July 2003:
 
did it involve his naughty bits and an item of cultery?
Posted by jeff, 12:54, 9th July 2003:
 
i just cant say
Posted by chandler, 12:55, 9th July 2003:
 
knife, fork or spoon?

:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:55, 9th July 2003:
 
Fuck off Chay :p
Posted by beargod, 12:57, 9th July 2003:
 
a vacuum cleaner?
Posted by chandler, 12:58, 9th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 13:00, 9th July 2003:
 
was it a bycicle pump or maybe a BBQ

a guitar, or was his finger broken in an accident

did he nick a shopping trolly and someone rammed it into him so hard he cried?
Posted by chandler, 13:01, 9th July 2003:
 
"someone rammed it into him so hard he cried"

yeah but not a shopping trolley
Posted by chandler, 13:02, 9th July 2003:
 
;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:02, 9th July 2003:
 
Chay, for goodness sake, there's no need to brag about your girth.
Posted by chandler, 13:03, 9th July 2003:
 
sorry, i can't help it
im a proud man
:D

standing proud
;)
Posted by beargod, 13:03, 9th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by cal, 13:58, 9th July 2003:
 
i'm confused - someone supply me with THE FACTS
Posted by chandler, 14:02, 9th July 2003:
 
im confused too
Posted by chandler, 14:02, 9th July 2003:
 
i dont have any facts :)
Posted by Sul, 14:02, 9th July 2003:
 
well cal, when a man and woman love each other very much....
Posted by beargod, 14:03, 9th July 2003:
 
all I can work out is something happened between AP and chay and one of them cried :)
Posted by beargod, 14:03, 9th July 2003:
 
lol @ Sul
Posted by jeff, 14:07, 9th July 2003:
 
he had something very precious taken away.... and i'm only saying that cos he ruined harry potter for me... :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:07, 9th July 2003:
 
My eyes.
Posted by chandler, 14:10, 9th July 2003:
 
was it his pride?
or his willie, which now sits pride of place on the mantlepiece
Posted by beargod, 14:11, 9th July 2003:
 
was it his ear?
Posted by Sul, 14:12, 9th July 2003:
 
you're jewish right AP? So unless you had a public cutting can we assume that Jeff's not on about your foreskin?
Posted by chandler, 14:13, 9th July 2003:
 
thats what i was thinking too
Posted by Sul, 14:14, 9th July 2003:
 
or are they public cuttings? I seem to recall the one in southpark was. Excuse my ignorance.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:14, 9th July 2003:
 
Sul's nearly there. I got circumcised for a bet when I was 16. There.
Posted by chandler, 14:14, 9th July 2003:
 
but you wouldnt do that for a bet surely
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
Fucking hurt too, couldn't walk for a month.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
how much did you win?
Posted by Sul, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
:O

Give that man a beer!
Posted by chandler, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
"did it involve his naughty bits and an item of cultery?"

thats what i said. :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
When you're 16 you do things like that. Or at least I did. I suck.
Posted by beargod, 14:15, 9th July 2003:
 
or did you bet against yourself?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:16, 9th July 2003:
 
I won the respect of the naysayers. Fuck all money though. Bastards.
Posted by Sul, 14:19, 9th July 2003:
 
Who the fuck done it for you? The quacks or a religious type bloke? or a mate?
Posted by chandler, 14:19, 9th July 2003:
 
I like the word "naysayers" :)
Posted by cal, 14:19, 9th July 2003:
 
you sucked off a horse?
Posted by Sul, 14:19, 9th July 2003:
 
and if you say yourself I will be sending stella cakes in the post!
Posted by chandler, 14:19, 9th July 2003:
 
or a mate with one of those things they have for cutting the end off a cigar
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:20, 9th July 2003:
 
wow, its worth a little lie for stella cakes AP.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:20, 9th July 2003:
 
EDIT: I mean... errr... I did it er...myself......

Mmmm Stella Cake.
Posted by chandler, 14:23, 9th July 2003:
 
ap forgive me ignorance but why didnt it get "lopped off" when you were a mere babe?
im just asking cos i dont know
Posted by Sul, 14:23, 9th July 2003:
 
and what tools were used may I ask?
Posted by beargod, 14:24, 9th July 2003:
 
a can of stella?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:25, 9th July 2003:
 
Because a family member died having it done as a kiddie.
Posted by chandler, 14:26, 9th July 2003:
 
oh. ok.
Posted by Sul, 14:27, 9th July 2003:
 
sorry to hear that mate. I wasnt aware that it could turn out bad.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:28, 9th July 2003:
 
Anyway, let's change the subject to something other than my cock. :)
Posted by chandler, 14:29, 9th July 2003:
 
ok.
um

uh

hmm
Posted by chandler, 14:31, 9th July 2003:
 
umm
sooo

nice weather out today isnt it.

gorgeous and sunny
Posted by beargod, 14:31, 9th July 2003:
 
its too hot
Posted by chandler, 14:32, 9th July 2003:
 
no its lovely :)
wish i was out in it instead of stuck indoors on a computer

anyone know if its expected to stay nice on Friday - Monday?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:33, 9th July 2003:
 
On the subject of Arsepuppy's cock,

I knew a guy once who had to have his 'old chap' circumcised for medical reasons, he told me that it lead to tremendous disappointments for his girlfriend until it 'de-sensitized'.
Posted by chandler, 14:34, 9th July 2003:
 
hey we were talking about the weather you sod!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:35, 9th July 2003:
 
Yeah, strictly loose trousers for a little while, that was annoying.
Posted by chandler, 14:36, 9th July 2003:
 
the doc must have done a good job cos ap gave him a tip

boomboom

(sorry)
Posted by chandler, 14:36, 9th July 2003:
 
anyway, weather this weekend. im too lazy to look it up
sunny?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:37, 9th July 2003:
 
Any trouble with a 'Negligent Discharge' to coin an army phrase?
Posted by chandler, 14:38, 9th July 2003:
 
oh its going to be 18 on friday, 20 on saturday, 22 on sunday so thats ok
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:39, 9th July 2003:
 
Nah, not anymore.

Operation was cheap, there was a "half off deal on. I'd be a complete prick if I missed out on that etc..
Posted by chandler, 14:40, 9th July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:40, 9th July 2003:
 
really, i thought it was going to be 11 on friday, 12 on saturday and 13 on sunday.
Posted by chandler, 14:42, 9th July 2003:
 
no they got bored of the order and messed around with it.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:42, 9th July 2003:
 
really, i thought it was going to be 11 on friday, 12 on saturday and 13 on sunday.


Pete Townshend's weekend itinerary???
Posted by Sul, 14:43, 9th July 2003:
 
"really, i thought it was going to be 11 on friday, 12 on saturday and 13 on sunday."

That's not even legal in canada!
Posted by Sul, 14:43, 9th July 2003:
 
bah, beat me to it
Posted by chandler, 14:46, 9th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 14:46, 9th July 2003:
 
at least mine (18, 20, 22) were legal
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:48, 9th July 2003:
 
House!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:48, 9th July 2003:
 
You sunk my battleship!
Posted by jlittle, 14:48, 9th July 2003:
 
I knew a guy once who had to have his 'old chap' circumcised for medical reasons, he told me that it lead to tremendous disappointments for his girlfriend until it 'de-sensitized'.


How the fuck do you get your cock 'de-sensitized'?!? Anyhow, I had mine circumcised for medical reasons when I was a child and trust me, my girlfriend is never disapointed!
Posted by Sul, 14:50, 9th July 2003:
 
thats not what she told me

errr

yo' momma

etc
Posted by chandler, 14:50, 9th July 2003:
 
:D
"You sunk my battleship!"

never heard it called that before!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:51, 9th July 2003:
 
Shortly after the op, despite the loss of major sensory veins in the foreskin, the bell end is hypersensitive due to it's being constantly exposed. Through time, this sensitivity dwindles, but on the plus side, you last longer ;p
Posted by chandler, 14:53, 9th July 2003:
 
its true it does become slightly 'de-sensitized' the foreskin keeps it covered and sensitive. if this is removed then over time the now exposed part of the cock loses sensitivity. not to mention the sensitivity that was in the foreskin itself.

having said that, it does have to be removed on some people

and i dont mean to imply that it makes you less sensitive in a "not as good sex" kind of way.
Posted by Sul, 14:53, 9th July 2003:
 
A bird was explaining to me the fact that she prefered giving head to uncircumsised blokes for the reason that they dont last as long.
Posted by beargod, 14:53, 9th July 2003:
 
Chay the weather always does the opposite to what the weatherman says, unless they asy it in the afternoon for that day, and usually that is wrong
Posted by chandler, 14:54, 9th July 2003:
 
as ap points out you can last longer :D
and less prone to urinary infections too
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:54, 9th July 2003:
 
No knobcheese either!
Posted by chandler, 14:54, 9th July 2003:
 
it will still be a nice weekend bg.
:)
if it rains we can spend the day in bed
if it suns we can spend the day running through corn fields
etc
Posted by Sul, 14:56, 9th July 2003:
 
No knobcheese?
*Heads to the kitchen to fetch a knife*

Sounds like the perfect excuse to me
Posted by jlittle, 14:56, 9th July 2003:
 
A bird was explaining to me the fact that she prefered giving head to uncircumsised blokes for the reason that they dont last as long.


How long before you told her that you were uncircumsised and wouldn't last long then? :P
Posted by chandler, 14:56, 9th July 2003:
 
um when i say "we can spend the day in bed" i ment me and emma, not me and beargod

:S
Posted by beargod, 14:56, 9th July 2003:
 
there was no corn all the times I have been there so your 'filds of gold' can't be there surly
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:57, 9th July 2003:
 
flids of gold???

You cruel sod!
Posted by Sul, 14:57, 9th July 2003:
 
James: Right before she called you to tell you she'd be home in 10 mins ;)
Posted by chandler, 14:58, 9th July 2003:
 
you didnt go down to the fields bg
Posted by chandler, 14:59, 9th July 2003:
 
sul: :D
Posted by jlittle, 14:59, 9th July 2003:
 
James: Right before she called you to tell you she'd be home in 10 mins ;)


Oh well - I guess that explains why I don't get head then, after giving it to you I'm sure she'd be put of for life!
Posted by chandler, 15:00, 9th July 2003:
 
this is a great thread cos everyone is typing at the same time, and none of the jokes and comments folow on properly :D
Posted by Sul, 15:02, 9th July 2003:
 
"Oh well - I guess that explains why I don't get head then, after giving it to you I'm sure she'd be put of for life!

You're dad must be very unhappy too


ooooooooooooooh below the belt? :)

Chay: yeah :) Everyone loves talking about cocks
Posted by chandler, 15:04, 9th July 2003:
 
"below the belt?"

thats where i keep mine too
Posted by jlittle, 15:04, 9th July 2003:
 
You're dad must be very unhappy too


Why, did he try and give you head aswell? :P
Posted by jlittle, 15:04, 9th July 2003:
 
thats where i keep mine too


Not what I heard....
Posted by chandler, 15:05, 9th July 2003:
 
well i have somewhere else to keep it warm now
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:05, 9th July 2003:
 
*checks arsehole*
Posted by Sul, 15:06, 9th July 2003:
 
ROFL!
Posted by beargod, 15:06, 9th July 2003:
 
I like head
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 9th July 2003:
 
I can't think of anyone who doesn't like head, really.
Posted by chandler, 15:08, 9th July 2003:
 
ap: did you find that trolley that i parked in there?
Posted by jlittle, 15:08, 9th July 2003:
 
i dunno, never experienced it.
Posted by beargod, 15:09, 9th July 2003:
 
ha ha ha
Posted by jlittle, 15:09, 9th July 2003:
 
(warns Sul not to repeat this conversation to Linzi like he did with something on my blog ages ago that almost caused us to split up!)
Posted by chandler, 15:10, 9th July 2003:
 
ok to revise ap's statement: every guy likes head, apart from those who havent experienced it, but they would if they did :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:10, 9th July 2003:
 
I had a dream last night about shagging one of my exes, *shudder*. When I woke up I wanted to drill a hole in my head. At various points in the dream, she turned into a dog and started chasing me. Seemed very apt.
Posted by Sul, 15:11, 9th July 2003:
 
dont worry james, my lips are sealed, as are linzi's apparently
Posted by chandler, 15:11, 9th July 2003:
 
caniston once, now available as an easy to swallow capsule
Posted by chandler, 15:12, 9th July 2003:
 
oooh, thoooose lips
Posted by jlittle, 15:13, 9th July 2003:
 
I had a dream last night about shagging one of my exes, *shudder*.


Yeah, that was me. She isn't bad in bed.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:14, 9th July 2003:
 
Yeah, but a fucking minger of the highest ming.
Posted by chandler, 15:15, 9th July 2003:
 
I had a dream last night about shagging one of my axes

now there is a nasty way to get circumsized
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 9th July 2003:
 
this thread is a delecately woven tapestry of cock gags.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:18, 9th July 2003:
 
And yours was the worst.

You failed to include the obvious "axewound" gag.
Posted by chandler, 15:19, 9th July 2003:
 
blerg
Posted by jlittle, 15:19, 9th July 2003:
 
Yeah, but a fucking minger of the highest ming.


I've had worse!
Posted by Sul, 15:24, 9th July 2003:
 
you leave my mum out of this you arsehole!

:)
Posted by chandler, 15:25, 9th July 2003:
 
yeah! leave Sul's mum out of your arsehole!
Posted by jlittle, 15:31, 9th July 2003:
 
mum and arsehole in the same sentance - is that a common thing Sul?
Posted by Rosie, 15:31, 9th July 2003:
 
I LOVE sucking my blokes thing. Its the best thing in the world. he gets it out and I suck while we watch hollyoakes together. Sometimes he tells me to get off coz hes had enough though.... which pisses me off...

:O
Posted by chandler, 15:31, 9th July 2003:
 
lol! heehee its Rosie :D
hmmm, i dont like hollyoaks, neither does emma.
damn ;)
Posted by Sul, 15:32, 9th July 2003:
 
mum and arsehole in the same sentance - is that a common thing Sul?

It is in my advertising posters
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:32, 9th July 2003:
 
Will you marry me, Rosie?
Posted by Rosie, 15:34, 9th July 2003:
 
The constant sucking makes his willy sore, and then we cant have a f**k. :(

Thats the only bad point about it all....
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 9th July 2003:
 
Anyone heard from Nov today? I sent her a something and I wanna know if she got it...
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 9th July 2003:
 
O:P
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 9th July 2003:
 
O:)
Posted by Rosie, 15:38, 9th July 2003:
 
Chay!!! You cheeky herbert!

I was just wondering if anyone had spoken to her today....
Posted by chandler, 15:39, 9th July 2003:
 
no, havent seen her today. i wouldnt have posted what i did otherwise. :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:40, 9th July 2003:
 
:)

How come you and Red are married yet then chay-man?
Posted by beargod, 15:41, 9th July 2003:
 
I like head
Posted by chandler, 15:43, 9th July 2003:
 
"How come you and Red are married yet then chay-man?"

are or arent?

one day rosie, one day :)
Posted by Rosie, 15:44, 9th July 2003:
 
Sorry - my typing is shite today. I've got a mega brain-ache at work.

Have you asked her to marry you yet?
Posted by chandler, 15:48, 9th July 2003:
 
lolol
:)

no, rosie, not yet
but we are very happy
:)
Posted by beargod, 15:49, 9th July 2003:
 
I like head
Posted by chandler, 15:51, 9th July 2003:
 
are you refering to Anthony Stuart Head the guy who pays Giles in Buffy, bg?
Posted by beargod, 15:54, 9th July 2003:
 
he's doinga new show soon about looking after pets
Posted by chandler, 15:54, 9th July 2003:
 
are you serious?
Posted by beargod, 15:57, 9th July 2003:
 
yep all about little creatures, with his wife
Posted by jlittle, 15:57, 9th July 2003:
 
lol @ beargod, I have this wierd feeling that you like head - am I right?
Posted by jlittle, 15:59, 9th July 2003:
 
Rosie - do you want to help me think of ways to convert my bird into doing it?

She said she doesn't like the taste (and she hasn't done it on anyone else for the same reason), however seems quite happy for me to do it to her.

Maybe I'll go on strike!
Posted by chandler, 16:05, 9th July 2003:
 
you should point out that fair is fair, if you go down on her then the least she could do is return the 'favour'
Posted by chandler, 16:08, 9th July 2003:
 
plus tell her about rosie's pleasure at doing it, and tell her she will learn to love it :D

(watching hollyoaks at the same time is optional - thank fuck!)
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 9th July 2003:
 
Get chocolate body paint and dip your cock in it.


*but do it in a sexy/romantic way - don't just leap out at her with a sticky brown nob*
Posted by Rosie, 16:11, 9th July 2003:
 
Chay - it doesn't have to be hollyoaks - sometimes i can latch on till the programme "As If"
comes on!
Posted by chandler, 16:11, 9th July 2003:
 
oh thats reminded me of another thing for the shopping list. :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:14, 9th July 2003:
 
Apparently, so they say, what you eat and drink can have an effect on the taste of your sperm. Drink strawbery milk shake and see if she likes that...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:15, 9th July 2003:
 
On a slightly different subject, (not that i have a problem with this one)

My mate just sent me this:

You always hear about the U.S. government putting procedures in place and
tightening security so that another September the 11th doesn't occur don't
you ?!

Well I've just been looking in my diary and there is a September the 11th
this year !
Will they never learn !
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:15, 9th July 2003:
 
Chay - did you delete the creme egg thing on account of it exposing your width-based shortcomings?? (i.e. the ability to stick it in the egg??)
Posted by Rosie, 16:18, 9th July 2003:
 
LOL @ "stick it in the egg"!!!

:D
Posted by chandler, 16:18, 9th July 2003:
 
"Things that can make the flavor of semen strong or pungent are vitamins, asparagus, beets, coffee, cigarettes, a diet high in red meats or garlic. Strong foods like these can influence his ejaculate in much the same way as they do urine. To keep it smelling and tasting neutral, he can avoid these foods at least 24 hours before oral sex, and drink plenty of water. Carnivorous men tend to have stronger tasting semen than those who stick to vegetarian diets, though whether this is unpleasant or not to the person doing the tasting is up for debate.

Sweetening come is a whole different matter. Conventional wisdom on this subject (if there is such a thing) states that if he wants to make his ejaculate more palatable he should drink lots of citrus, pineapple or celery juice, and eat a lot of sweet melon."
Posted by chandler, 16:19, 9th July 2003:
 
rosie and ap. i deleted it cos i thought reddy might read it and not be to impressed with me discussing our activities. ;) (joke)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:20, 9th July 2003:
 
My kids are stronger than yours Chay!
Posted by chandler, 16:21, 9th July 2003:
 
lol. stonger smelling. :) i also drink a lot of water.
so maybe mine are more palatable ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:21, 9th July 2003:
 
"Things that can make the flavor of semen strong or pungent are vitamins, asparagus, beets, coffee, cigarettes, a diet high in red meats or garlic. Strong foods like these can influence his ejaculate in much the same way as they do urine. To keep it smelling and tasting neutral, he can avoid these foods at least 24 hours before oral sex, and drink plenty of water. Vegetarian men tend to be (whoops) pompous illogical fools who, much like ex-smokers can't help but try to convert people to their own idiotic doctrine regardless of how many times people tell them to fuck off.

Sweetening come is a whole different matter. Conventional wisdom on this subject (if there is such a thing) states that if he wants to make his ejaculate more palatable he should drink lots of citrus, pineapple or celery juice, and eat a lot of sweet melon."


^&(*)^^%&*(%^(%
Posted by chandler, 16:21, 9th July 2003:
 
we should have an iamcal meetup and organise a taste test
:S
Posted by chandler, 16:23, 9th July 2003:
 
"Vegetarian men tend to pompous illogical fools"

whereas carnivores tend to miss out words in sentences

i wasnt trying to convert anyone, i just pasted that in and thought you'd find the vegetarian bit amusing.
Posted by beargod, 16:24, 9th July 2003:
 
I have never smaked vic and I still try and help people stop, so what about my kind :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:24, 9th July 2003:
 
I'm up for that test chay!


*only joking - not wanting to appear like a slag or anything!"
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:24, 9th July 2003:
 
Oh shut it, weak spooge man.
Posted by chandler, 16:24, 9th July 2003:
 
vicky! lol! i was just thinking if i added the sperm thing to my boring rants at meateaters.

:D

after i had bored them with all the arguments for being a vege, i could say:

oh and it makes your sperm taste better! ;)

(i wouldnt be providing samples)
Posted by Rosie, 16:24, 9th July 2003:
 
I never smake either.

:(
Posted by chandler, 16:25, 9th July 2003:
 
ap: it makes it taste less strong it doesnt mean my kids havent got their gold swimming certificates :P
Posted by chandler, 16:25, 9th July 2003:
 
smake?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:25, 9th July 2003:
 
I don't know BG. but anyone who trys to smake me is in for some trouble.

Come on chay, can't you recognise a weak and transparent attempt to reignite an old debate.
Posted by chandler, 16:26, 9th July 2003:
 
"I'm up for that test chay!"

I was going to suggest that you might like to be judge, but i though better of it
(plus i wouldnt want you sucking me off)
Posted by Rosie, 16:26, 9th July 2003:
 
Errggg... this is going to put me off my Supernoodles!

I like spunk as much as the nxt women, but come on ppl - this is getting a bit revolting!

:P
Posted by Rosie, 16:27, 9th July 2003:
 
and why wouldn't you want me sucking you off?

Doubting my abilities chay?
Posted by beargod, 16:27, 9th July 2003:
 
damn that smake thing has made me cry from laughing too much
Posted by chandler, 16:28, 9th July 2003:
 
vicky! :D yeah? i thought it was just the ramblings of a hot headed carnivore ;)
Posted by chandler, 16:29, 9th July 2003:
 
"Rosie, 16:27 09 July 2003 :
and why wouldn't you want me sucking you off?"

cos i dont want sex with anyone else
:)

its nothing personal.
just if you offered i would turn it down
Posted by chandler, 16:31, 9th July 2003:
 
"likes spunk as much as the next women"

a possible future tag line?
Posted by Rosie, 16:31, 9th July 2003:
 
OK then mister.

Are you sure I can't tempt you....? :O
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:31, 9th July 2003:
 
But what about the fluor firewall??
Posted by beargod, 16:32, 9th July 2003:
 
I like my life and love head
Posted by chandler, 16:33, 9th July 2003:
 
nah its ok Rosie. thanks for the offer ( i think, :S )

"spunk" wouldnt be stopped by a firewall would it? :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:33, 9th July 2003:
 
What about the fluor firewall?
Posted by Rosie, 16:33, 9th July 2003:
 
I've just tried to be funny and it went tits up!

:(
Posted by beargod, 16:34, 9th July 2003:
 
is that a robot rosie?
Posted by chandler, 16:34, 9th July 2003:
 
no it didnt. the face was very good :O
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:35, 9th July 2003:
 
I laughed (you do mean the "mouth open" smiley, right?)
Posted by chandler, 16:35, 9th July 2003:
 
going "tits up" is something else entirely
Posted by Rosie, 16:37, 9th July 2003:
 
Well, if you change your mind chay, you know where I am.

*ps: i'm only joking. If god is watching me, I'm not cheating on my b/f so please don't try and get me back*

:)
Posted by chandler, 16:38, 9th July 2003:
 
Rosie i wont be changing my mind. :)
I wouldnt even contemplate cheating on my girl.
Posted by Rosie, 16:40, 9th July 2003:
 
WARNING : SHIT JOKE ALERT.

The husband climbs on bed naked.

Wife: I have a headache.

Husband: Good! I've powedered my dick with aspirin. You want to take it orally or as an injection?
Posted by beargod, 16:40, 9th July 2003:
 
she's watching him at all times even if she is not on the internet

ps. I love head
Posted by chandler, 16:40, 9th July 2003:
 
rosie: lol thats funny!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:41, 9th July 2003:
 
Can I take Chay's place then??

"I'm better than everyone because I abstain from meat. Ickle Wickle Mista Snuffles Superfuckingcute ^_^"

See, I can even sound like him. You'd never know it was we.
Posted by Rosie, 16:42, 9th July 2003:
 
I'm only pulling your plonker chay.

I've been with my Si for 5 years on the 13th of this month! and I have never even looked at another man whilst I've been with him....

:D
Posted by chandler, 16:42, 9th July 2003:
 
are you trying to get head from Rosie ap?
Posted by Rosie, 16:42, 9th July 2003:
 
Beargod.....?
Posted by beargod, 16:43, 9th July 2003:
 
what about vic, Rosie?
Posted by chandler, 16:43, 9th July 2003:
 
"I'm only pulling your plonker chay"

no thanks rosie! ive told you im not interested! heehee :D

(i know you are kidding rosie) :) its funny
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:43, 9th July 2003:
 
I will have been with my lady for 5 months exactly this friday. Cool.
Posted by chandler, 16:44, 9th July 2003:
 
rosie: so your three year anniversary would have been on a Friday 13th then
Posted by beargod, 16:44, 9th July 2003:
 
oh and my comment was about emma and chay rosie
Posted by chandler, 16:46, 9th July 2003:
 
ok heres a conundrum in the "how long you have been with your parner" vein
what events should me and emma count as anniversary material?

first MSN convo
first phone call
first time we met
first something else

hmmm. i shall have to think about that one
Posted by beargod, 16:47, 9th July 2003:
 
first knowing that you were together, all those other things seem very very sterile type things
Posted by Rosie, 16:47, 9th July 2003:
 
OH BG! I wrote "Beargod....?" and you were meant to say... "Yes Rosie..?" and I was meant to say " DO you like head?"

It's all ruined now!

and Vic doesn't count coz i've never seen him! ;P
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:47, 9th July 2003:
 
First snog when meeting, I guess. That's how I counted it when I had an internet relationship. Although we weren't going out until we met. I still can't see how that would work :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:48, 9th July 2003:
 
You weren't already going out from your first MSN convo, surely??
Posted by beargod, 16:48, 9th July 2003:
 
oh sorry rosie

Yes Rosie...?
Posted by chandler, 16:49, 9th July 2003:
 
yeah i guess so ap. that seems the best one as it was a very memorable weekend.

"first knowing that you were together." you see that was before we met bg. (though not the first MSN convo ap! :D )
also i dont think the first time we met is a very sterlie thing.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:50, 9th July 2003:
 
hmm, nice to be told you 'dont count' :(
Posted by Rosie, 16:51, 9th July 2003:
 
BG you mupp!! You know what I'm going to say now - so it won't be as funny!

:P

*sweet jesus give me strength!*

;)
Posted by beargod, 16:51, 9th July 2003:
 
Dude considering your MSN and phone call as things before you actually met, makes me think you could include that.

I think i meant they were less important then when you both knew you were together
Posted by Rosie, 16:54, 9th July 2003:
 
Oh Vic!!!!!

You DO count- but all I was tying to say was that I've never even seen you, so it can't be counted as cheating!

You know I have a soft spot for you Vic!

:D

No jokes about the "soft spot" thing pls!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:56, 9th July 2003:
 
Vic: ???
Posted by chandler, 16:57, 9th July 2003:
 
"*sweet jesus give me strength!*"

is jesus sweet cos he's been drinking "lots of citrus, pineapple or celery juice, and eat a lot of sweet melon." rosie?

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:58, 9th July 2003:
 
NOTE TO SELF: F5 IS YOUR FRIEND!!!
Posted by Rosie, 16:59, 9th July 2003:
 
I'm going

c u later

XX
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:00, 9th July 2003:
 
see ya x
Posted by beargod, 17:01, 9th July 2003:
 
bye rosie and ap no matter how much you remind yourself you always forget
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:02, 9th July 2003:
 
I'm still here, just saying bye to Rosie, you crazy mofo.
Posted by chandler, 17:02, 9th July 2003:
 
bye rosie
ooh its almost hollyoaks time
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:03, 9th July 2003:
 
Not till 6:30 dude.
Posted by chandler, 17:03, 9th July 2003:
 
i think thats what bg ment ap, like "bye rosie, and also ap: no matter...."
Posted by chandler, 17:04, 9th July 2003:
 
ap: oh right, i dont know i dont watch it :)
Posted by beargod, 17:04, 9th July 2003:
 
yes thats w2hat I meant
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:06, 9th July 2003:
 
oh yeah. I'm a fuckwit sometimes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:07, 9th July 2003:
 
(And nobody go "What do you mean sometimes??")
Posted by beargod, 17:14, 9th July 2003:
 
what don't you mean sometimes?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:15, 9th July 2003:
 
never mind.
Posted by Sul, 17:26, 9th July 2003:
 
HAHAHA AP you dumbass, Hollyoaks isnt on tonight!

(thats not really funny at all is it?)
Posted by chandler, 17:28, 9th July 2003:
 
no, its sad that you know when it is on
Posted by Sul, 17:29, 9th July 2003:
 
I've never EVER said at any point I wasnt sad.
Posted by chandler, 17:30, 9th July 2003:
 
well thats true enough
Posted by ell, 18:55, 9th July 2003:
 
I can do weirder than all of you, I WAS a morris dancer for 11 years!
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:18, 9th July 2003:
 
I am home sick and just logged on. Boy loook what I missed out on.

Rosie: No I haven't gotten you're letter yet.
Posted by November Eclectica, 19:21, 9th July 2003:
 
Ok I have a question for Rosie: You like giving head, but do you spit or swallow?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:50, 9th July 2003:
 
I would imagine rosie is more of an oil of ulay type girl.
Posted by chandler, 21:11, 9th July 2003:
 
olay
Posted by chandler, 21:12, 9th July 2003:
 
nov, why did you only ask Rosie that question? Im sure Sul has a preference too. ;)
Posted by Sul, 21:20, 9th July 2003:
 
No I'd be happy to just get/give some.
Posted by chandler, 21:25, 9th July 2003:
 
dont be greedy Sul. you have your andrex puppy. that should be enough
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:03, 9th July 2003:
 
Ulay or olay
Marathon or snickers
Opal fruits or starburst

you decide.
Posted by Sul, 22:04, 9th July 2003:
 
he only supplies the wipe off, no pleasure is gained. Not like your cat-tounge idea
Posted by chandler, 22:11, 9th July 2003:
 
Jif or Cif
Posted by Sul, 22:17, 9th July 2003:
 
I got a Cif pen for free. It was the best pen I ever owned. It got stolen. Ive never been the same since
Posted by Rosie, 09:10, 10th July 2003:
 
Nov: If you taste it, dont waste it!

I gulp the stuff down!!

:D

Morning everyone!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:18, 10th July 2003:
 
Morning sweetness, and what a lovely image to start the day with.
Posted by Rosie, 09:19, 10th July 2003:
 
I aim to please!
Posted by chandler, 09:24, 10th July 2003:
 
what a good start to the day! lol
Posted by beargod, 09:30, 10th July 2003:
 
Nice and refreshing thought
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 09:42, 10th July 2003:
 
IS ANYONE ON
Posted by chandler, 09:44, 10th July 2003:
 
Talking of stupid things...
Posted by beargod, 09:46, 10th July 2003:
 
chay is not stupid, he is a dog really, who can type on a keyboard that milhouse looking creature is his master
Posted by chandler, 09:48, 10th July 2003:
 
shut up simon
Posted by beargod, 09:49, 10th July 2003:
 
oh are they still not allowed to know?
Posted by chandler, 09:50, 10th July 2003:
 
its a secret
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:56, 10th July 2003:
 
hehe... "Milhouse" :D
Posted by chandler, 09:57, 10th July 2003:
 
grrrr! :D
Posted by chandler, 09:58, 10th July 2003:
 
mind you i dont know why i get worried about being like a character from an animation series cos bits of me are going to feature in the new thing we are doing at work.
Posted by beargod, 10:06, 10th July 2003:
 
he he he 'bits of you'
Posted by chandler, 10:07, 10th July 2003:
 
(not my bits though) :O
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:08, 10th July 2003:
 
You could be Milhouse for your final year project. Animation and all that.
Posted by chandler, 10:25, 10th July 2003:
 
yes. i could but surely that would be a breach of something or other, using characters without permission.
Posted by Sul, 10:27, 10th July 2003:
 
you could hope and pray that the examiners have never seen the simpsons
Posted by chandler, 10:29, 10th July 2003:
 
yeah i guess there is a chance! :D