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Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 09:31, 10th July 2003:
 
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE CAR
Posted by chandler, 09:33, 10th July 2003:
 
one that when people buy it, instead of a car they get given a nice bicycle instead.
cars suck ass.
Posted by beargod, 09:39, 10th July 2003:
 
I can't start my cars engine, the battery has gone dead, My radio sucked it dry by heating itself up when the engine was off.

I missed seeing a flat last night because of this :(
Posted by chandler, 09:40, 10th July 2003:
 
see if you had gotten one of those cars that when you buy it you get a bike instead then you wouldnt have had that problem. :D

(you and kerry should get a tandem)
Posted by beargod, 09:43, 10th July 2003:
 
We have 2 bikes and I was thinking of riding to it, then I realised how fat I am and decided that I would loose some of it with the exercise so I didn't. Plus I think I have 2 flat tyres and no pump which does not help
Posted by jlittle, 09:45, 10th July 2003:
 
doh @ beagod - call the AA.

I saw one of those things that they use to charge up Battery fast at a boot fair - £30, I may buy one next time as it's happened to me before aswell ;( (light was left on)
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 09:45, 10th July 2003:
 
CARS ARE BETTER THAN ANY BIKE
Posted by beargod, 09:47, 10th July 2003:
 
I will call the RAC on Saturday, no hurry to use the car till Sunday really, I never use the car much anyway but it is still useful to have in working condition.
Posted by chandler, 09:51, 10th July 2003:
 
why must you type in CAPITAL LETTERS all the time Mr Supersonic Car Man?
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 09:54, 10th July 2003:
 
i don't always have to type in capital letters bike freak.
Posted by jlittle, 09:55, 10th July 2003:
 
what if you have an emergency beargod?
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 09:58, 10th July 2003:
 
SPEECHLESS NOW AREN'T YOU.
Posted by beargod, 09:58, 10th July 2003:
 
If I have an emergency I will nick Kerrys bike, its 10 times better then mine, or my mates bike
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:00, 10th July 2003:
 
I bet my ferrari enzo is way faster than your bike.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:02, 10th July 2003:
 
10 PRINT "*thud*"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by beargod, 10:03, 10th July 2003:
 
I bet your farrari Enzo goes at how fast you push it with your hand, I can get up to 30 mph on my bike
Posted by chandler, 10:04, 10th July 2003:
 
i agree ap!

*TH-fucking-UD*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:07, 10th July 2003:
 
Likewise.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:07, 10th July 2003:
 
My hoverboard owns you all.
Posted by chandler, 10:09, 10th July 2003:
 
that's true enough

(and by "enough" i of course mean "not at all")
Posted by beargod, 10:12, 10th July 2003:
 
vic talking about hoerboards on this thread, really confused me alot
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:14, 10th July 2003:
 
MY CAR IS THE FASTEST STREET CAR
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:15, 10th July 2003:
 
I know, i just read the other one. spooky eh?

Im upset now though, because MUSTANGMACH1 has left this room :(
Posted by beargod, 10:16, 10th July 2003:
 
has he?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:16, 10th July 2003:
 
haha!!
Posted by gobbo, 10:21, 10th July 2003:
 
We have JCB's here at work, we flatten your silly ferrari :D cos JCBs are big and cool, plus we got a free site master mountain bike with the JCB digger! I bite my thumb at thee sir!
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:22, 10th July 2003:
 
I have not left.
Posted by gobbo, 10:22, 10th July 2003:
 
Our JCB has a tire bigger than your whole car...
Posted by chandler, 10:23, 10th July 2003:
 
lol
dost thou bite thy thumb at me sir?
Posted by beargod, 10:23, 10th July 2003:
 
Dude can you nick that jcb for me?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:23, 10th July 2003:
 
My dad's bigger than your dad.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:24, 10th July 2003:
 
In Wales, people call JCBs "Jac Codi Baw", which translates roughly to "Jack The Shit Lifter". That was "Shit" not "Shirt", before you start.
Posted by chandler, 10:24, 10th July 2003:
 
"MUSTANGMACH1, 10:14 10 July 2003 :
MY CAR IS THE FASTEST STREET CAR"

Is it named "Desire" by any chance?
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:24, 10th July 2003:
 
I will out beat any bike in a race anytime.
Posted by beargod, 10:26, 10th July 2003:
 
thats not nice beating a bike, what has the bike done to you, plus won't it hurt your hands?
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:27, 10th July 2003:
 
That is probly what you named your gay bike.
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:28, 10th July 2003:
 
I will beat the bike in a race.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:29, 10th July 2003:
 
Chay: FUCKING GENIUS!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:29, 10th July 2003:
 
is your bike gay chay?

how does that work, does it not have a saddle?
Posted by beargod, 10:30, 10th July 2003:
 
so you are racing the bike and your punching it at the same time, there is not that much differeence except you are going slightly faster
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:30, 10th July 2003:
 
Of course a Ferrari will beat a pushbike. Even though you don't have one.

Oy Vey.
Posted by chandler, 10:32, 10th July 2003:
 
ap: thank you, i'll be here all week! (unless i get banned again O:) )
vicky: :D ouch!
Posted by gobbo, 10:50, 10th July 2003:
 
no i bite my thumb at MUSTANGMACH1, and no simon you cant have our digger...
Posted by MUSTANGMACH1, 10:52, 10th July 2003:
 
What is so great about a bike.
Posted by chandler, 10:56, 10th July 2003:
 
it doesnt use petrol, doesnt congest the roads, doesnt belch fumes, keeps you healthy, lots of fresh air. and its available in a range of cool colours. including pink, orange and violet. and you get to wear a cool hat.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:58, 10th July 2003:
 
Chay, stand still so I can shoot you.
Posted by beargod, 10:59, 10th July 2003:
 
DAMN you steve, I wass looking forward to the jcb, so I can dig a whole straight through the railway tracks.

And bikes are cool cos they get you fit and you can go down places you can't with cars
Posted by chandler, 10:59, 10th July 2003:
 
feel free, i have my protective hat.
thought that wont help if you shoot me in the chest
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:01, 10th July 2003:
 
Tsk Chay. It's always the stomach you aim for. Or the nutsack if you just want to maim.
Posted by chandler, 11:05, 10th July 2003:
 
i dont have a stomach, they took it away for servicing and forgot to return it
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:06, 10th July 2003:
 
sul punched me in my ample stomach last night :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:06, 10th July 2003:
 
Hence the strict diet of leaves.
Posted by chandler, 11:06, 10th July 2003:
 
foreplay was it vic?
Posted by Rosie, 11:11, 10th July 2003:
 
Why did he punch you for vic? were you squashing his head?
Posted by Sul, 11:18, 10th July 2003:
 
He asked me to. I obliged. Then he kicked me in the shin and I cried like a little girl
Posted by chandler, 11:20, 10th July 2003:
 
whatever turns you on
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:21, 10th July 2003:
 
haha. i rule!