Discussion » Car Bears

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Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:36, 10th July 2003:
 
I luv car bears!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:38, 10th July 2003:
 
cool
Posted by beargod, 10:38, 10th July 2003:
 
car bears and notcare bears?
Posted by Sul, 10:39, 10th July 2003:
 
hey cheekysexygirlprincess1337

A/S/L/OS ?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:39, 10th July 2003:
 
yup.
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:40, 10th July 2003:
 
whos in this room?
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:41, 10th July 2003:
 
my daddys got a citroen.
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:41, 10th July 2003:
 
i love matrics.
Posted by chandler, 10:41, 10th July 2003:
 
lolol matrics!! lol
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:42, 10th July 2003:
 
ne 1 wanna meet me?
Posted by beargod, 10:43, 10th July 2003:
 
yes I wanna meat you
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:45, 10th July 2003:
 
meat?
Posted by farmkid, 10:45, 10th July 2003:
 
At last, a thread where we can discuss what cars out prents have

My mums got a peugot, i'm not too sure what matrics are, but i could grow to love them
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:47, 10th July 2003:
 
matrics oWNz J000000!!!!!!!1
Posted by beargod, 10:49, 10th July 2003:
 
it owns me?
Posted by Rosie, 10:51, 10th July 2003:
 
MY DADS GOT A NISSAN CHERRY.

Phew! I've had that pent up for f**king years. Iam so glad I could get it off my chest.

I f**king love you guys....

*group hug*

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:52, 10th July 2003:
 
My dad used to have a Volkswagen caravanette. He sold it :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:53, 10th July 2003:
 
It was his only car. He would drive it to work and to Kwiks and everything.
Posted by chandler, 10:54, 10th July 2003:
 
Rosie: :D
Posted by beargod, 10:56, 10th July 2003:
 
I have a car it goes broom broom
Posted by chandler, 10:57, 10th July 2003:
 
can you sweep up with it?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:58, 10th July 2003:
 
Test.
Posted by Sul, 10:59, 10th July 2003:
 
When my mum was learning to drive she crashed the family Orange Datsun Sunny.

(I think it was a sunny, it was a long time ago)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:24, 10th July 2003:
 
anyone finished their Geography homework?
Posted by beargod, 11:28, 10th July 2003:
 
done mine dude
Posted by chandler, 11:37, 10th July 2003:
 
i can't find mine

boomboom
Posted by beargod, 11:38, 10th July 2003:
 
what is with this sudden urge of boom boom from chay?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:39, 10th July 2003:
 
Worst.Joke.Ever.
Posted by beargod, 11:40, 10th July 2003:
 
so let me get this straight, chay is milhouse and AP is the comic book guy?
Posted by chandler, 11:41, 10th July 2003:
 
:D
nah, the comic book guy has a better social life
Posted by beargod, 11:42, 10th July 2003:
 
yeah he got a girlfriend once
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:43, 10th July 2003:
 
Fuck Off.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:44, 10th July 2003:
 
ooh, a witty retort. Touche Chay.
Posted by chandler, 11:46, 10th July 2003:
 
Tou-Chay

:D
Posted by chandler, 11:47, 10th July 2003:
 
(not to be confused with One-Can)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:51, 10th July 2003:
 
Cal, can you change the Topic of the Day, so he'll come back? I miss taking the piss out of him ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:52, 10th July 2003:
 
me2
Posted by chandler, 11:53, 10th July 2003:
 
i decline to comment either way
;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:56, 10th July 2003:
 
"Professional DJ, Not a Geek"

The above was taken from his Gaydar profile...

ARRGGHH NO BUMDOG!!! STOP IT!!!

*shoots self*

*stray bullet also hits Chay*

;p
Posted by beargod, 11:56, 10th July 2003:
 
He got really angry with you on his forum AP, I don't think he will come back
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:58, 10th July 2003:
 
Really? What did he say? And where?? (which thread??)
Posted by beargod, 11:59, 10th July 2003:
 
www.hsmx.com/gf5/topic.php?topicid=374&g...
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:00, 10th July 2003:
 
Right.
It's not funny, though, is it really?

Case to point, if there is ever an IAmCal get-togther, suggest to ArsePuppy that he doesn't go because I'll kick the hell out of him if I ever see him.


What a gent.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:01, 10th July 2003:
 
I have no problem with him though. Strange that.
Posted by chandler, 12:01, 10th July 2003:
 
*stray bullet also hits Chay*
but luckily i had my cool hat on :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:02, 10th July 2003:
 
Shame it's magnetic though. I keep on trying to shoot myself but it keeps on pulling the bullets away from me.
Posted by beargod, 12:03, 10th July 2003:
 
*cool hat falls to pieces due to chay letting off too much spunk into it*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:05, 10th July 2003:
 
Dude, Ass Puppy is a good for nothing mongrel.

And not worth listening to. Trust me.


popular on that site aren't you Ap.
Posted by chandler, 12:06, 10th July 2003:
 
"I'll kick the hell out of him if I ever see him."

Does he not realise there is a queue for that.
Posted by beargod, 12:08, 10th July 2003:
 
he he he, its funny, did I keep my neutral stance in that or should someone kick my arse?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:10, 10th July 2003:
 
TBH, I feel bad that he feels he has to go to the extremes that he has. And I will apologise for everything, but FFS, sense of humour bypass or what??
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:11, 10th July 2003:
 
I hope you were joking Chay :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:12, 10th July 2003:
 
But seriously, If I have genuinely upset people here, I *will* leave. For good. I'm not really the cunt I pretend to be.
Posted by chandler, 12:13, 10th July 2003:
 
:D
lol
to misquote the maytrics:
"there is no queue"

:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:14, 10th July 2003:
 
BG: That "spunk/hat" thing was SICK :)
Posted by beargod, 12:16, 10th July 2003:
 
I am sick sick to the spunk

* Must remember to look up spunk in the thesaurus*
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 10th July 2003:
 
"Entry: spunk
Function: noun
Definition: courage
Synonyms: backbone, determination, doggedness, fortitude, gameness, grit, gumption, guts, intestinal fortitude, mettle, moxie, nerve, pluck, resolution, spirit, toughness, true grit
Concept: bravery"

:D
Posted by beargod, 12:22, 10th July 2003:
 
hmm american style thesaurus not counted chay
Posted by chandler, 12:23, 10th July 2003:
 
dictionary:

spunk ( P ) Pronunciation Key (spngk)
n.
1. Informal. Spirit; pluck.
2. Punk, touchwood, or other tinder.
3. Vulgar Slang. Ejaculated semen.
Posted by beargod, 12:25, 10th July 2003:
 
damn, no other word then ejaculated semen

Rosie do you know any other words :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:26, 10th July 2003:
 
jism, spooge, man fat, tadpole olay....
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:26, 10th July 2003:
 
Benefits cream...
Posted by beargod, 12:26, 10th July 2003:
 
I said Rosie not AP
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:27, 10th July 2003:
 
Population paste, protein jellyfish, man-fat.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:28, 10th July 2003:
 
"Population paste"


LOL!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:28, 10th July 2003:
 
Axewound glue
Posted by jeff, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
lunch
Posted by beargod, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
lunch? is there that much?
Posted by chandler, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
"tadpole olay"

LOL
Posted by chandler, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
jess: omg! gross
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:31, 10th July 2003:
 
No, not gross. Women should be encouraged to ingest man fat.
Posted by jeff, 12:32, 10th July 2003:
 
no no, i'm on a diet ;)
Posted by jeff, 12:33, 10th July 2003:
 
men should be encouraged to not drink a lot of coffee before women are encouraged to ingest it though
Posted by chandler, 12:34, 10th July 2003:
 
i dont drink coffee at all.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:34, 10th July 2003:
 
No coffee for me this weekend then.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:34, 10th July 2003:
 
Stop fishing for blowjobs Chay.
Posted by chandler, 12:35, 10th July 2003:
 
i dont need to fish :P
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:35, 10th July 2003:
 
I've started drinking some yogic spice tea stuff that my mum sent me. it's odd but nice.
Posted by chandler, 12:35, 10th July 2003:
 
lol. that sounds like a criminal offence!
"excuse me sir why were you driving around with your penis sticking out of the window?"
"im sorry officer, i was fishing for blowjobs"
Posted by jeff, 12:36, 10th July 2003:
 
i wonder what that'll do to the taste... maybe you should do a survey... hey, would you ever taste your own batter?
Posted by beargod, 12:36, 10th July 2003:
 
I don't drink any hot drink and usually only water

I like head :)
Posted by jeff, 12:37, 10th July 2003:
 
its like every conversation just comes back to spunk..
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:38, 10th July 2003:
 
An ex once made me do it. Ick. I never aimed at her face again.
Posted by beargod, 12:40, 10th July 2003:
 
I would never eat my own spunk, I have a hard enough time thinking about when I touch it by accident
Posted by jeff, 12:40, 10th July 2003:
 
lol... i really like trying to kiss a guy just after... the look on their face is priceless ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:43, 10th July 2003:
 
I once pulled a girl in a club, and when I snogged her I noticed that her breath was suspiciously salty. I nearly heaved.
Posted by chandler, 12:45, 10th July 2003:
 
lol :/
Posted by jeff, 12:46, 10th July 2003:
 
eeeeweeeeee... that'll teach you to go pulling girls in the kind of clubs you go to...

I really hope everyone's gone to lunch or something cos i seem to have killed all the threads in about 15 minutes... i'm starting to get paranoid...
Posted by farmkid, 12:46, 10th July 2003:
 
maybe she'd been eating peanuts, they're salty and chicks love 'em
Posted by beargod, 12:46, 10th July 2003:
 
Does AP go to under sea clubs?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:49, 10th July 2003:
 
To be honest, the fact it was at an indie club shocked me more. I'd expect it at a shite townie meat market though.
Posted by jeff, 12:49, 10th July 2003:
 
he was kissing a seal! thats it!!
mmm i like pistachios... salty nut goodness..
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:50, 10th July 2003:
 
NOOO!!! YOU MENTIONED SEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I HATE YOU!!!!!!


Where's me powerdrill??
Posted by jeff, 12:51, 10th July 2003:
 
mmm townie meat markets... i went on holiday when i was 18, pulled 5 guys in one night (only one of them was actually fit) and ended up with a throat infection... never pulled a random since...
Posted by jeff, 12:52, 10th July 2003:
 
no you're never gonna survive ap, unless, you get a little bit crazy... ooo aint it the truth..
Posted by farmkid, 12:52, 10th July 2003:
 
See what i mean, buy a girl a packet of dry roasted and she's yours forever
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 10th July 2003:
 
I rarely do TBH. Especially not now.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:53, 10th July 2003:
 
*shoots Jeff*

*bullet strays*

FUCKING HAT! DAMMIT CHAY!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:53, 10th July 2003:
 
bloody Seal.
Posted by jeff, 12:54, 10th July 2003:
 
Especially not now


I should hope so too!!

please do shoot me, i think i deserve it for that seal comment ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 10th July 2003:
 
Whats the matter arsepuppy, don't you want to be free, to live your life the way you want to be?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:56, 10th July 2003:
 
I've tried, but, you know, Chay's magnetic hat, and all.....
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:57, 10th July 2003:
 
Solitary Bumdog, is there still a part of you that wants to kill??

Hmm yes.

*Shoots Jeff and Vic*

*Bullets stick to hat instead*
Posted by chandler, 12:58, 10th July 2003:
 
use silver bullets, they will work on jess properly, plus they arent magnetic
Posted by jeff, 13:00, 10th July 2003:
 
are you saying i'm some kind of werewolf chay?? huh huh? *resists urge to resurrect m***ix discussions*
Posted by chandler, 13:01, 10th July 2003:
 
aggh no matricks discussions please :)
Posted by jeff, 13:02, 10th July 2003:
 
did you see how i **ed it out so no one could search for it? huh huh?
Posted by chandler, 13:04, 10th July 2003:
 
nice
Posted by chandler, 13:05, 10th July 2003:
 
but now if people search for "nice bum" they are going to get this too
though you might get some job offers out of it
Posted by jeff, 13:11, 10th July 2003:
 
can't hurt can it ;) (please refrain from your obvious dad joke)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:13, 10th July 2003:
 
You can't shoot us AP, its the loneliness thats the killer.
Posted by jeff, 13:16, 10th July 2003:
 
he's right, without us, who would you mock?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:17, 10th July 2003:
 
moc?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:17, 10th July 2003:
 
Oh it's ok really, I compare you to a kiss from a rose.
Posted by jeff, 13:19, 10th July 2003:
 
thats it ap, thats it! embrace seal, he is your solitary brother!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:22, 10th July 2003:
 


STABSTABSTAB!
Posted by jeff, 13:43, 10th July 2003:
 


LOVELOVELOVE!!!11
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:48, 10th July 2003:
 
Argggh it's me granddad.

how old is that pic?
Posted by Sul, 13:49, 10th July 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:51, 10th July 2003:
 
If I remember correctly, that's from the photo of me and Bunf from SFA, was it??. I was veh stoned that day.


(I really hate all pics of me without hair. I've gone to the extent of getting rid of them completely)
Posted by jeff, 13:51, 10th July 2003:
 
i dont know ap, you were the one that went on the holiday with your buddy seal, you should know :)