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Posted by farmkid, 11:00, 10th July 2003:
 
Hello, farmkid here, i've tried to post a reply to a thread and got frowarded to a banner that said i had to come here first and get my membership approved, i am generally polite and shower every morning
Posted by chandler, 11:00, 10th July 2003:
 
hello farmkid. :)
Posted by beargod, 11:01, 10th July 2003:
 
but do you smell? even if you shower yopu might smell. Do you clean behind your ears, and what about your teeth, do you clean them?
Posted by farmkid, 11:01, 10th July 2003:
 
Hello Chay, so whats the odds of having my membership approved? ;¬)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:02, 10th July 2003:
 
*Unzips trousers*

Ahem.... While you're down there.....
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:02, 10th July 2003:
 
;)
Posted by chandler, 11:03, 10th July 2003:
 
well basically there have been lots of annoying kids appearing on this site, and generally annoying everyone, but calling us losers or doing lots of swearing and talking crap.

so now this new things is so you can introduce yourselves so that we can see if people are going to be nice friendly people that would be good for the site, or annoying idiots.

:)
Posted by farmkid, 11:03, 10th July 2003:
 
Yes, i do smell, but it's the sort of smell you get used to...bit like living in Venice, i do clean my teeth bi-annualy, and on certain bank holidays
Posted by chandler, 11:03, 10th July 2003:
 
so do you work on a farm? :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:04, 10th July 2003:
 
Or do you work at farmfoods?? Their fish fingers are priced well I think.
Posted by beargod, 11:05, 10th July 2003:
 
is there a sheep involved?
Posted by farmkid, 11:06, 10th July 2003:
 
No, i work in an office as a business analyst, not too sure why i used the alias farmkid, easier to type than businessanalystkid.
Posted by Sul, 11:06, 10th July 2003:
 
that is true, farmkid. Cal lives on a farm though.
Posted by beargod, 11:07, 10th July 2003:
 
do you have a tractor? where do you live? and what is the answer to vics question when he gets back from smoking?
Posted by chandler, 11:07, 10th July 2003:
 
so you dont work on a farm and you arent a kid. :D
excellent, i like you already
Posted by Rosie, 11:09, 10th July 2003:
 
farmkid seems ok!

Hello farmkid! I'm Rosie and I talk about my muff alot but I don't mean any harm.

*its nice to have someone new come along who doesn't want to throw a load of abuse at us!*
Posted by farmkid, 11:09, 10th July 2003:
 
I dont have a tractor either, i have a cat with a rake tied to it to plough my garden. I doptn work at fram foods but i have worked at a cheese factory, washing cheese
Posted by farmkid, 11:11, 10th July 2003:
 
Hello rosie

nothing wrong with muff talk, i think it makes everyone more relaxed. If i want to hurl abuse i phone directory enquiries, those guys love a row
Posted by Rosie, 11:11, 10th July 2003:
 
lol!
:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:12, 10th July 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by Rosie, 11:12, 10th July 2003:
 
how long you been coming here fk?
Posted by cal, 11:13, 10th July 2003:
 
welcome to the world of being approved, farmkid :)
Posted by Rosie, 11:15, 10th July 2003:
 
yeah!
Posted by farmkid, 11:18, 10th July 2003:
 
I started nosing about the place in about may, thought it looked like a bit of laugh, and it doesnt seem to upset the websense thingy on my work PC so i dont have any problems logging on here, and i like the deep Intellectual converstions!
Posted by jlittle, 11:19, 10th July 2003:
 
hello dude
Posted by farmkid, 11:19, 10th July 2003:
 
wooo hooo! I promise to behave
Posted by beargod, 11:20, 10th July 2003:
 
I promise to lie
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:20, 10th July 2003:
 
Huzzah, welcome farmkid. what was the question i asked?
Posted by beargod, 11:20, 10th July 2003:
 
you havn't asked it yet vic
Posted by farmkid, 11:20, 10th July 2003:
 
Morning jlittle

Do you guys use this site from home or work or both?
Posted by beargod, 11:21, 10th July 2003:
 
both
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:22, 10th July 2003:
 
what should i ask?
Posted by farmkid, 11:23, 10th July 2003:
 
i dont have a pc at home, so all the time i spend on here, my work get the honour of paying me for!!

I'm still waitng for Vic's question....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:23, 10th July 2003:
 
me too.
Posted by beargod, 11:24, 10th July 2003:
 
just something and quick

dunno
Posted by farmkid, 11:26, 10th July 2003:
 
The answer will probaly be no anyway, am i right?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:27, 10th July 2003:
 
well lets see.

Do you think pirates are harder than ninjas?

&*^*&(%^$%*$
Posted by farmkid, 11:28, 10th July 2003:
 
Yes, OK, i was right, the answer was no, good guess wasn't it
Posted by beargod, 11:28, 10th July 2003:
 
the bank of the river nile is soggy, unless it is dry
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:29, 10th July 2003:
 
Yeah, pirates are pussies as everybody know.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:29, 10th July 2003:
 
and now for some time-travelling.
Posted by farmkid, 11:29, 10th July 2003:
 
Is my membership still approvedd even though i may have upset some pirates
Posted by chandler, 11:31, 10th July 2003:
 
excellent "£%"%^%^*$^&
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:31, 10th July 2003:
 
^%&%&$%$*%&^()
Posted by cal, 11:31, 10th July 2003:
 
indeed it is

you can post anywhere now
Posted by beargod, 11:35, 10th July 2003:
 
but you have to remember one thing, vic has changed his question, and it may look silly :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:35, 10th July 2003:
 
killjoy. let me have my fun with the newbie.
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 10th July 2003:
 
ok, but I just felt I should warn him
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:40, 10th July 2003:
 
hey, he did some *Y*&^^&^_ timetravelling of his own. nice one.
Posted by beargod, 11:40, 10th July 2003:
 
shit now I have to do some :(
Posted by farmkid, 11:41, 10th July 2003:
 
Thank you
Posted by beargod, 11:41, 10th July 2003:
 
%&*(*(&^^&$£&!"£$
Posted by beargod, 11:43, 10th July 2003:
 
good one vic :)
Posted by friday, 12:02, 10th July 2003:
 
Hello everyone! Friday here, hoping to get approval. I enjoy the topics on this site, am not an annoying kid (although my Mum says I used to be), what else do you want to know?
Posted by beargod, 12:03, 10th July 2003:
 
does my bum look big in this thread?
Posted by friday, 12:07, 10th July 2003:
 
Well I cant actually see your bum but if you post a picture we could start a new topic?
Posted by beargod, 12:10, 10th July 2003:
 
chay have you that pic of my arse or did you sell it in the end, or give it away maybe?
Posted by chandler, 12:10, 10th July 2003:
 
i cant tell, i have some of your face, thats pretty similar.
Posted by beargod, 12:11, 10th July 2003:
 


if that don't work
Posted by friday, 12:11, 10th July 2003:
 
Are you doing this approval because of the "Hi Im Jemma, Im 15 looking to chat with any boys" thread? I actually thought that was one of the members taking the piss.........! I laughed anyway.
Posted by beargod, 12:11, 10th July 2003:
 
thats it isn't it?
Posted by beargod, 12:12, 10th July 2003:
 
friday: Yes it is the jemma thing but also cos there is alot more
Posted by friday, 12:15, 10th July 2003:
 
Then the approval thing is good, still havent seen your arse though...
Posted by beargod, 12:17, 10th July 2003:
 
my arse is just above, and its up to cal to approve, but I think you will get in
Posted by jeff, 12:27, 10th July 2003:
 
wow, i go away for ten minutes (ok two hours) and everything's a changing... hey farmkid!

Isnt it odd how cal puts up this new system and suddenly we get normal people joining us? I might consider starting to post more regularly if all the stupid kids eventually disappear, it just got too boring and time consuming...

anyone know where i can get a job?? :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
KFC? ;p
Posted by friday, 12:29, 10th July 2003:
 
Your arse is not showing in the picture.
In case you're shy about it maybe I should reinvent the meaning of your question:
does my bum look big in this thread?
Can I presume therefore that your reference to the size of your bum is actually meaning your consistent presence in this topic, because you are sat on your bum, which is a necessary item for you to possess in order to sit at the computer and type replies?

(Sorry - long sentence)
Posted by beargod, 12:30, 10th July 2003:
 
But the kiddies post on here all nicely, but then when they get approved they might not be so nice
Posted by beargod, 12:31, 10th July 2003:
 
It may do, did the link also not work?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:31, 10th July 2003:
 
subterfuge!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:32, 10th July 2003:
 
Well if that happens, Cal can relegate them back to iamcal purgatory.
Posted by chandler, 12:33, 10th July 2003:
 
i've been there, its not a nice place
Posted by farmkid, 12:34, 10th July 2003:
 
I got dysyntery from KFC, the bastards
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 12:34, 10th July 2003:
 
I wanna join :,,,(
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:36, 10th July 2003:
 
My sister nearly died after eating KFC once. :(
Posted by friday, 12:36, 10th July 2003:
 
The link did not work, and if it does mean that, Beargod, then me thinks your bum is large...
Posted by farmkid, 12:36, 10th July 2003:
 
cheekysexygirlprincess1337, is there anyway you could make your name shorter?, in future i will refer to you as csgp, otherwise i will have rsi before 1 o'clock
Posted by chandler, 12:37, 10th July 2003:
 
*resists urge to bore people with information about veges and the evils of fast food places*
Posted by chandler, 12:38, 10th July 2003:
 
*urge resisted*
Posted by farmkid, 12:38, 10th July 2003:
 
It's no coincidence, KFC have serioous food prep and storage issues, all done under the smarmy approving smile of the colonel
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:38, 10th July 2003:
 
Chay: Urban75.com is that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted by beargod, 12:39, 10th July 2003:
 
alot of meat eaters know all the bad things about fast food places whence McDonalds loosing money last year.

And being a vege is boring and not very tasteful too
Posted by jeff, 12:44, 10th July 2003:
 
being a veg is great... i gave up trying to eat meat mostly when living with two vegetarians and barely noticed, but sadly i like steak and chicken far too much..

i'm not working in kfc, even if it means wearing one of those cool hats...

my offer of working in a short skirt and bending over lots for anyone who's willing to pay me still stands :)
Posted by friday, 12:44, 10th July 2003:
 
I was a vegetarian for about 15 years - its not that boring..
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:45, 10th July 2003:
 
you can be my maid for 3 pound an hour.
Posted by beargod, 12:45, 10th July 2003:
 
I tried becoming a vege once then it came to lunch time and nothing goes in sandwichs better then meat
Posted by friday, 12:48, 10th July 2003:
 
What converted me was the smell of bacon sandwiches
Posted by beargod, 12:56, 10th July 2003:
 
so your now a meat eater?
Posted by jeff, 12:59, 10th July 2003:
 
i just couldnt live without steak...

chris i was thinking more of something in the region of £16,000 a year starting salary... i mean i DO have a nice bum...
Posted by beargod, 13:00, 10th July 2003:
 
thats more then I earn, but I should have had a pay rise by now :(
Posted by jeff, 13:01, 10th July 2003:
 
well i need enough to get a flat in london, and that'll bearly cover it... and hey, you pay for quality :)
Posted by friday, 13:02, 10th July 2003:
 
Yes I now eat meat but only when I am out, I don't buy it to cook at home - but then I don't have a fridge to put it in so maybe that's why..

In all honesty, I started eating meat again because I got hungry.
Posted by jeff, 13:04, 10th July 2003:
 
how do you survive without a fridge??
Posted by Sul, 13:07, 10th July 2003:
 
I rarely use my fridge. Beer is generally drunk before it gets time to warm up
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:08, 10th July 2003:
 
My flatmate gave me 6 stellas last night for free! rock!
Posted by friday, 13:10, 10th July 2003:
 
Hi Jeff - I simply don't buy foods that need to go in the fridge. If I buy a packet of milk or some cheese, we consume it the same day - I would love a fridge though - means I can start eating yoghurts in the middle of the night
Posted by Sul, 13:12, 10th July 2003:
 
arsepuppy: Your flatmate is a fool!
Posted by farmkid, 13:12, 10th July 2003:
 
Come and live with me Jeff, it's nowhere near London, the transports unreliable, and every where stinks of cow poo or cellophane!
Posted by jeff, 13:14, 10th July 2003:
 
I guess it would be expensive for me to live without a fridge, for a start I live miles from any shops, and they all close at 5 because its a small town, and secondly I dont eat very much, so i can keep stuff like cheese and milk for ages, it usually goes off before i finish it. I like my orange juice chilled too :)
Posted by jeff, 13:14, 10th July 2003:
 
where do you live farmkid?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:16, 10th July 2003:
 
Sul: He gets free beer in his job but only drinks guinness. So when it's stella, I get it.
Posted by farmkid, 13:17, 10th July 2003:
 
Between Weston Super Mare, the centre of the universe as we know it, and Bristol.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:17, 10th July 2003:
 
Bristol rocks!
Posted by Sul, 13:18, 10th July 2003:
 
"He gets free beer in his job"

What is it, where is it, how do I apply?
Posted by friday, 13:19, 10th July 2003:
 
Yay Bristol, the clubs are great - or they were 5 years ago when I was last in UK
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:20, 10th July 2003:
 
On weekends, he works at the Asda depot in Didcot. Pay's good and one of the perks is as much free beer as you can carry.
Posted by jeff, 13:20, 10th July 2003:
 
hmmmm, i'll think about it farmkid
Posted by jeff, 13:20, 10th July 2003:
 
uh. no :)
Posted by farmkid, 13:22, 10th July 2003:
 
Ah well, just more pistachios for me!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:23, 10th July 2003:
 
i'll only need you for three hours a week jeff, think about it. nine pounds a week!
Posted by jeff, 13:25, 10th July 2003:
 
hmmm, think of all the pistachios i could buy with that.....
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:31, 10th July 2003:
 
well if its nuts your after.....
Posted by friday, 13:34, 10th July 2003:
 
Brother Cal, when you get here, please let me know if I have been approved. Thanks.
Posted by PLoc, 20:28, 10th July 2003:
 
hello Cal....I want to be approved for the rhyme post please
Posted by beargod, 22:47, 10th July 2003:
 
Yoooou have to proove you are worth, try and upset somone :P
Posted by PLoc, 01:17, 11th July 2003:
 
try and upset someone?
Posted by PLoc, 01:18, 11th July 2003:
 
what do I need to do to get approved? I'll battle someone....
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:17, 11th July 2003:
 
You can start by posting something else apart from "when are you going to approve me?". You have to earn your slot here now.
Posted by cal, 10:27, 11th July 2003:
 
i have no interest in approving anyone who wants to come here to "battle". take your silly rap elsewhere
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:50, 11th July 2003:
 
CAL HATH SPAKE!
Posted by jeff, 11:46, 11th July 2003:
 
maybe we should devise a questionairre for new people with questions like 'pirates or ninjas?' and questions about the best ways to upset gary to see if they've been lurking for a while...
(sorry gary! ;))
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:49, 11th July 2003:
 
Vic: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:59, 11th July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:00, 11th July 2003:
 
What? No battling? Denied!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:03, 11th July 2003:
 
Battling with quarterstaffs is cool, but with words it is pish.

BTW, I have found a house in Reading, and i shall be there from about 4 weeks on. Woo..another Scotsman in Engaland.
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 11th July 2003:
 
how much foggy?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:06, 11th July 2003:
 
renting BG, 700 per month.
Posted by beargod, 12:07, 11th July 2003:
 
jesus, thats more then me, and I am getting a mortgage to pay less then what I am paying :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:17, 11th July 2003:
 
yeah, I will rent for a year then buy something. I already have a flat in glasgow which i am renting out..