Discussion » How Do I Get Approved From The Intro With Just One Post?

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:27, 11th July 2003:
 

Poll:

  • ACCEPT ME!!
  • I've been here for years and I can't BELIEVE you left me off the acceptance list.
  • Come on, Pirates would kick the collective Ass of Ninjas.
  • My IP's bigger than your T4! ASDL? I ask you! Is that some kind of applet?
  • Check your email. See those photos of you coming out of your front door?
  • Hi. My name is Suzie, I'm a 15/f and I really really like computers.
  • I'm really really interesting.
  • Did anyone here ever watch Thundercats?
  • I've just got out of the shower and oh! I'm only wearing a little towel! And as I go to pick up the phone, oh! It's fallen off!
  • I am a peaceful calm person with no destructive tendencies. Can I play?
Just something to help everyone struggling for membership. Not that they can see the results. Hah!
Posted by cal, 12:30, 11th July 2003:
 
let it be said: anyone (female) sending me naked photos of themselves (via email or mms, i'm easy) gets approved
Posted by beargod, 12:35, 11th July 2003:
 
can males send you photos of naked women?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:37, 11th July 2003:
 
Hmm... my missus is coming down tonight, and I do have loads of Stella in my fridge, and I have a digital camera....
Posted by cal, 12:39, 11th July 2003:
 
beargod: yes

ap: cal@iamcal.com or 07899 835 995

:D
Posted by jeff, 16:04, 11th July 2003:
 
shame i've already been approved eh ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:07, 11th July 2003:
 
DOWNGRADE HER CAL!!!
Posted by cal, 16:23, 11th July 2003:
 
she sent me the photos already, it's ok/
Posted by jeff, 16:37, 11th July 2003:
 
outrage!!!

anyway ap, you wouldnt get to see any even if i did send them to cal :Þ

cal, i'll sue you for slander i will (unless you make me another cd! heehee)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:39, 11th July 2003:
 
Damn you Jeff!

wouldn't want to see them anyway, miss "aspirins on ironing board" :p...




;)
Posted by beargod, 16:40, 11th July 2003:
 
I want to see them though :)
Posted by cal, 16:51, 11th July 2003:
 
www.iamcal.com/pics/jeff_baps.jpg
Posted by jeff, 16:59, 11th July 2003:
 
ha! you know you want me ap! besides, i've got the painters in at the mo, so they're a bit bigger :) any more than a handful is a waste, and you have girls hands...

cal, where did you get that picture? (i mean the original only its dead close)
Posted by jeff, 17:00, 11th July 2003:
 
damn, its beer o'clock, thats it for another weekend i guess... *sigh*
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:01, 11th July 2003:
 
It is beer o clock. But I may be getting some in an hour. Do I give in to beer or not ??
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:02, 11th July 2003:
 
I think beer may win :(

My liver is bigger than my balls.
Posted by jeff, 17:04, 11th July 2003:
 
why dont you have some beer now and some beer after?? i'm not getting laid for another 28 hours...
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:07, 11th July 2003:
 
I'm still at work. I'm hanging around so i can nick a fag off the other guy in my office.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:09, 11th July 2003:
 
Will you still have the communists around for tea in 28 hours?? Or are you two going for some ketchup lovin'??
Posted by jeff, 17:11, 11th July 2003:
 
why young man thats none of your busniness...
Posted by jeff, 17:15, 11th July 2003:
 
have a nice weekend everyone.. who've already gone anyway...
*voice echoes round empty room*
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:21, 11th July 2003:
 
It's a bit like goatse in here now.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:22, 11th July 2003:
 
Do snickers bars make your spunk taste funny??
Posted by beargod, 17:25, 11th July 2003:
 
I like the pic :)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:22, 11th July 2003:
 
I can't believe this crudity is going on in a post I started.

God, the shame.

Posted by jeff, 12:44, 12th July 2003:
 
indeed, especially crudity about me, the ex girlfriend of one of your good friends :)
I did actually put a different answer originally but felt it needed changing, twas far too crude..
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:31, 13th July 2003:
 
Well, something along those lines.

I feel so .. used ..