Discussion » One To Split The Masses Me Thinks

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Posted by Sul, 13:06, 11th July 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Legs
  • Arse
  • Tits
  • Face
  • Personality *snigger*
  • Apathy
So what'll it be boys?
Posted by Sul, 13:07, 11th July 2003:
 
personally its the boat race that does it for me
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:08, 11th July 2003:
 
I also am a boat race fan, but the Bristols must be good also.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:12, 11th July 2003:
 
Wise words, Foggy, wise words.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:17, 11th July 2003:
 
Sometimes I feel as though i have to stear the young ones in the right direction. :D
Posted by gobbo, 15:04, 11th July 2003:
 
Titties and face are equal now, I am quite firmly a titty man :D (and if Beargod turns that into a sexual inuendo I will personally slap him in the balls with a towel flick...)
Posted by beargod, 15:06, 11th July 2003:
 
sorry I voted face twice, but I much prefer the eyes
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 11th July 2003:
 
Yeah I've heard about you, ripping the eyeballs out and shagging the sockets.... Sicko.
Posted by gobbo, 15:09, 11th July 2003:
 
thats not all, he likes to ram his cock up the nostrils too, a scene some of us have been unfortunate enough to witness.
Posted by beargod, 15:10, 11th July 2003:
 
dude tell them hoe you witnessed it :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:22, 11th July 2003:
 
how can you convert 'i am quite firmly a titty man' INTO a sexual innuendo?
Posted by beargod, 15:29, 11th July 2003:
 
I don't know, I was hoping no-one would notice so I didn't have to
Posted by beargod, 15:30, 11th July 2003:
 
maybe something about him having firm titties or tittie fuck or something, its not right though
Posted by jeff, 16:03, 11th July 2003:
 
i think he might have meant that beargod would pick up on the word firm, but then it wouldnt be an innuendo anymore, just outright filth.
Posted by beargod, 16:08, 11th July 2003:
 
Yes thats why I didn't understand it
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:26, 11th July 2003:
 
Right, which loser picked "personality"???
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:29, 11th July 2003:
 
not me.
Posted by jeff, 16:33, 11th July 2003:
 
sorry, just standing up for my own kind ;) no one said girls cant vote!! and man, i was such a munter up until a year ago that i had to rely on my personality!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:34, 11th July 2003:
 
Damn straight!!



(only joking! please don't kill me)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:35, 11th July 2003:
 
Apparently, I'm not a munter anymore since I grew hair. Or so I'm told.

!?!
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:28, 11th July 2003:
 
I like asses better then tits.
Posted by jeff, 18:42, 11th July 2003:
 
ap you never were a munter but i can safely say that growing our hair hasnt done us any harm if ya get me :)

nov you are so wrong, tits are where its at... :D
Posted by gobbo, 19:04, 11th July 2003:
 
jeff why were you a munter a year ago?
Posted by jeff, 19:18, 11th July 2003:
 
i don't really know what happened, but i guess i finally (at 21!) grew out of that whole awkward teenage thing... I cut my hair short at 17 and have only recently grown it long and safe to say it didnt suit me short.. there's a number of other factors.. i'll provide photos shortly... maybe a nice animated gif...
Posted by jeff, 19:47, 11th July 2003:
 
actually i'm going out for drinks... i'll do it later...

oooh! my friend's name was just on top of the pops, he was one of the five finalists for the bbc talent competition to find the best new young director!! and he's asked me to help him with his film!!! wooooo!!!
his name's adam cox, remember it!!!
Posted by jeff, 22:07, 11th July 2003:
 
i had a coke. it was nice. then i came home.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:45, 12th July 2003:
 
Hahahahahah! Is that "Adam"? He was on Top of the Pops! Hahahahaha!

That's better than my 'devil fist' motion at B**Witched when we got free tickets. That got on Top of the Pops.

Sadly, the 'Devil Fist Motion' is not as exciting as it sounds.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:36, 12th July 2003:
 
shame, it sure sounds exciting.
Posted by beargod, 10:05, 12th July 2003:
 
Is it not exciting but sexual instead?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:34, 13th July 2003:
 
No. and No.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE DEVIL STOLE YOUR GIRL?

We once went into the video shop after a film called "The Legendary Fist". Turned out the guy in the video shop didn't know the difference between a verb and a noun. We wanted a film about ninjas. But no. Alas.

Now, "Fist of Legend", that's another film altogether.