Discussion » Another One To Split The Masses?

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Posted by friday, 13:19, 11th July 2003:
 

Poll:

  • face
  • charm (sniggering snigger)
  • size of wallet
  • size of bum
  • size of (u know what)
  • height
  • other
come on girls - it cant be all one sided can it?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:22, 11th July 2003:
 
I still prefer titties.
Posted by friday, 13:27, 11th July 2003:
 
Foghorn - you like the Bristols on men??
Posted by gobbo, 13:29, 11th July 2003:
 
I agree about the titties, and Beargod has a cracking pair of norks, you really must see them...
Posted by friday, 13:31, 11th July 2003:
 
Beargod, seeing as you failed to show me your arse yesterday, have u got any pictures of your tits?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:31, 11th July 2003:
 
Eh, no friday..i much prefer them on ladies.
Posted by friday, 13:32, 11th July 2003:
 
just checking FL, thanks x
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:33, 11th July 2003:
 
pleasure
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:35, 11th July 2003:
 
and why was BG going to show you his ass? Was there a i'll show you mine if you show me yours thing going on?
Posted by beargod, 13:36, 11th July 2003:
 
I did put a pic on here but it didn't show for you

thought I should hide it
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:37, 11th July 2003:
 
Arggh I'm at work!!


(who is it?)
Posted by friday, 13:38, 11th July 2003:
 
well he asked me if his bum was big in the thread and I quite innocently told him that I had never seen it but if he gave me a show, then I could tell him what I thought. But the picture didnt come out...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:38, 11th July 2003:
 
They cant be your BG! Or are they!!??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:38, 11th July 2003:
 
eh...hmmm..what?
Posted by friday, 13:39, 11th July 2003:
 
by the look of your Bristols though I think its a good job I never saw your bum - sorry arsepuppy (where did that name come from) I am also at work!!!!!!!
Posted by friday, 13:41, 11th July 2003:
 
thanks for hiding it - eh I got worried when I refreshed the page!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:41, 11th July 2003:
 
BG, who's titties?
Posted by beargod, 13:43, 11th July 2003:
 
they are mine

It was a google search for titties
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:44, 11th July 2003:
 
ah..
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:44, 11th July 2003:
 
Google eh?

But the URL was ICP related. You like ICP. Hmmm......
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:51, 11th July 2003:
 
what is ICP?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:00, 11th July 2003:
 
Insane Clown Posse. BG likes 'em. They suck :P
Posted by beargod, 14:01, 11th July 2003:
 
ooh yeah juggalo, what a coincidink
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:10, 11th July 2003:
 
I like those tittie..I am going to print them and stick them up in the office.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:12, 11th July 2003:
 
Friday: The arsepuppy thing explained: www.iamcal.com/about.php?page=3

(I'm not gay, which makes it stranger, I guess)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:14, 11th July 2003:
 
Me and Beargod should start a wrestling tag-team based on our obscure nicknames.
Posted by beargod, 14:14, 11th July 2003:
 
can't we just have sex instead? Its less painful :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:16, 11th July 2003:
 
You obviously don't know me too well....
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:19, 11th July 2003:
 
agghhh!! Easy with the batty chat please.
Posted by beargod, 14:22, 11th July 2003:
 
do you want to join in Foggy?
Posted by beargod, 14:44, 11th July 2003:
 
I think I killed iamcal with my obsenities again :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:51, 11th July 2003:
 
:(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:57, 11th July 2003:
 
eh, no i dont want to join. The thought makes me want to hurl
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:59, 11th July 2003:
 
go on foggy, you can be 'the big spoon'
Posted by beargod, 15:00, 11th July 2003:
 
oooohhh spoon :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:02, 11th July 2003:
 
Leave the obscenity to me, BG.

(my boss was in the room so I had to close the window)
Posted by beargod, 15:02, 11th July 2003:
 
silly boss
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:03, 11th July 2003:
 
Fuck it, the missus will be round in a couple of hours. Sorry BG. Also I have a fridge full of jelly and stella.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:03, 11th July 2003:
 
vodka jelly?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:04, 11th July 2003:
 
That gives me an idea....

Stella Jelly.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:07, 11th July 2003:
 
Good idea..try it. Let me know hwo it goes.
Posted by beargod, 15:12, 11th July 2003:
 
can you make stella ice lollies?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:13, 11th July 2003:
 
If anyone is getting a bit, eh, out of there head at the weekend, i recommend you go here:

www.boohbah.com/zone.html
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:13, 11th July 2003:
 
and yes, yuo can BG.
Posted by beargod, 15:15, 11th July 2003:
 
foggy I'm at work! >:(
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:17, 11th July 2003:
 
That boobah site rocks. But the programme is scary shite.

Also, a couple consisting of a black man and a white woman cannot produce chinese kids!! TSK!
Posted by jeff, 16:41, 11th July 2003:
 
ap you can't freeze alcohol!!! didnt you pay any attention in chemistry?? huh huh?
Posted by beargod, 16:43, 11th July 2003:
 
I thought about the alcohol, but I did freeze some alcohol before, it was dead weird
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:43, 11th July 2003:
 
That was BG talking about Stella ice lollies. I was on about jelly, TSK.
Posted by jeff, 16:48, 11th July 2003:
 
sorry dude, i was scan reading... hmmm, you'd have fizzy jelly, i dont know if that'd set properly and not to mention the fact that it would taste of sweet stuff and stella... unless you bought some plain gelatin.. or better still, a horse.. then you could cut its hooves off as and when you need them :)

bg, what exactly did you freeze??
Posted by beargod, 17:27, 11th July 2003:
 
An orange Hooch and a couple of cans of something else that I can't remember the name of
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:27, 11th July 2003:
 
Foggie:

Want to see mine?
Posted by jeff, 18:38, 11th July 2003:
 
ah i expect it was the water that the alcohol was mixed in with... but you cant freeze wine... hmmm

also, if you're ever bored or having a party, here's a fun thing to do.. go out and buy the alcohol and chocolate of your choice (i recommend vodka and chocolate orange) and then melt the chocolate in a saucepan. Stir in the alcohol and put the mixture back in the bottle (sadly you'll have to leave some out to drink as it wont all fit) then put the bottle in the freezer... that way it'll keep till you're ready to drink it.. mmmm chocolate vodka....
Posted by friday, 01:23, 12th July 2003:
 
wow
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:52, 12th July 2003:
 
If you freeze booze, you're actually distilling it to make it stronger.

Here's a game everyone can play. Buy a big bottle of White Lightning. Drink half of it. Get bad drunk. Stumble around. Cut the top off just above the layer of booze. Put it in the freezer. Check on it tomorrow. Take out the frozen top bit. Melt it. Leave the main thing in the freezer. Check on it on Sunday. Take out the frozen top bit. Keep going for about 5 days. What will remain will be a potent spirit that once had something to do with apples. Congratulations! You've just made home-made foul moonshine. Drink it. Get bad-wasted. Stumble around.

It's cool. Cause Alcohol freezes at a lower point than water.

I'm so glad no-one's voted for height. That makes me feel so much better about my diminutive stature.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:17, 14th July 2003:
 
Nov, yes please :D