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Posted by Ana, 13:09, 14th July 2003:
 
Has happened to this site lately? Did Cal throw a tantrum? And what do i have to do to get approved, assuming "horrid teenagers" (quote from a thread on here) are allowed back in? Sexual favours are out of the question, I'm afraid ;oD... does anyone have any good suggestions?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:52, 14th July 2003:
 
then it will have to be non-sexual favours, lend cal a tenner.
Posted by Ana, 13:55, 14th July 2003:
 
Bother, i'm skint.

*turns out her pockets and handbag*

Will a hand mirror, old lipstick, packet of polos and a couple of pence do instead?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:56, 14th July 2003:
 
he might take the lipstick.
Posted by Sul, 13:58, 14th July 2003:
 
oh to have the power to bargain approval for lipstick
Posted by Sul, 13:59, 14th July 2003:
 
although arsepuppy can keep his lipstick away from me.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:59, 14th July 2003:
 
what??
Posted by Sul, 14:03, 14th July 2003:
 
*visits strangers house, dog starts humping leg. "Ooooh look he's got his lipstick out, he must really like you", cries the crazy piss smelling old lady*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:03, 14th July 2003:
 
I made some homemade tattoos on saturday out of my g/f's eye liner pencil. One, on my arm, was a naked cartoon man with 'tache and specs, with the words "FUCK YOU MR. CHICKEN, YOU'RE NOT MY MUM" written by it. I was somewhat pissed, hence the great "LESBIAN vs. HEDGEHOG" debate which started soon afterwards.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:04, 14th July 2003:
 
oh, ok, lipstick/dog's cock, gotcha.

:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:08, 14th July 2003:
 
red rocket arsepuppy red rocket!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:09, 14th July 2003:
 
Said tattoos wore off in time though :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:09, 14th July 2003:
 
lol @ vic
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:15, 14th July 2003:
 
who won the great lesbian v hedgehog debate?
Posted by Sul, 14:18, 14th July 2003:
 
I imagine it would be lesbians surely
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:18, 14th July 2003:
 
It's an ongoing scientific study, I rang up everyone I know for contributions, and at one point went around to people's houses to ask them. I'll scan in the list and upload it sometime. Mrs AP thinks that "hedgehog" wins, but there was no clear winner.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:29, 14th July 2003:
 
i think that hedgehogs must surely lose, they are that crap that milk kills them.

i may be missing the point somewhat.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:32, 14th July 2003:
 
I'll have to remember that one.
Posted by cal, 15:56, 14th July 2003:
 
the best way to get approved is to send naked photos of yourself to me@sexygirl153.com
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:01, 14th July 2003:
 
pah, that fine cheekysexygirlprincess1337 is not allowed to post. but that whore 153 is ok?