Discussion » Vic's Joke Of The Day.

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:20, 17th July 2003:
 
A bloke keeps phoning me and singing "stand and deliver" and "prince charming".

I keep telling him he's got the wrong number but he's adamant.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:21, 17th July 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by Sul, 12:23, 17th July 2003:
 
ditto :D
Posted by friday, 12:25, 17th July 2003:
 
On the subject of phone jokes, my brother used to make me do the following when I was about six years old.

1. Look up random number in phone directory.
2. Phone random number ask to speak to Mr Wall.
3. Because he is not there, ask to speak to Mrs Wall.
4. Because she is not there, ask if any of the little walls are there.
5. Because none of the walls are there, ask them what is holding their house up.
6. Promptly hang up.

tee hee
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:27, 17th July 2003:
 
cool!
Posted by Sul, 12:32, 17th July 2003:
 
uber-cool!
Posted by Rosie, 12:56, 17th July 2003:
 
LOL!
:D
Posted by sal, 14:54, 17th July 2003:
 
I once found someone called "B.A. Squirrel" in the phone book, so I rang them up and asked them "would you like to B(e) A Squirrel, and if so, where would you keep your nuts? eek eek"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:55, 17th July 2003:
 
LOL..classic!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:18, 17th July 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by gobbo, 15:58, 17th July 2003:
 
still laughing from the wall one! :)
Posted by angel_mouse, 12:20, 18th July 2003:
 
hmmm, vic: did you steal that joke off popbitch perchance?
or did they steal it off you?
or is it a slightly spooky coincidence?

(the Old Joke's Home at the end of this week's edition of PB)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:21, 18th July 2003:
 
I noticed that too.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:21, 18th July 2003:
 
no, someone sent me that by e-mail.

i laughed.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:22, 18th July 2003:
 
for some reason popbitch don't want my subscription :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:24, 18th July 2003:
 
They've improved a bit though. It used to be terrible for that.