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Posted by AreYouReady??, 12:44, 17th July 2003:
 
Thought I would introduce myself.

Hi!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 12:47, 17th July 2003:
 
So what does it take to be accepted?
Posted by Sul, 12:52, 17th July 2003:
 
not alot
Posted by AreYouReady??, 12:52, 17th July 2003:
 
oh good, got a few jokes etc etc wouldnt mind sharing....
Posted by Sul, 12:56, 17th July 2003:
 
knock yourself out
Posted by AreYouReady??, 12:57, 17th July 2003:
 
A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

"Listen love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I bloody well want on this train."

He carried on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns. Finally, he finished the bag and settled back for a little sleep.

The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.

After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop that noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"

"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the old woman, "I've paid my fare and I'll do what I want on this train."

At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the window. The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.

The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for that!" To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years when the police smell your fingers."
Posted by Sul, 12:58, 17th July 2003:
 
heheh :D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:00, 17th July 2003:
 
.....
Posted by AreYouReady??, 13:01, 17th July 2003:
 
Victor, why the .....?? dya get it?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:05, 17th July 2003:
 
thats it, i don't get it. can you explain?
Posted by AreYouReady??, 13:05, 17th July 2003:
 
I take it your kidding.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:10, 17th July 2003:
 
why would the police smell his fingers?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:25, 17th July 2003:
 


???
Posted by jlittle, 13:31, 17th July 2003:
 
I dont get it either :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 17th July 2003:
 
Contenders Ready????
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:35, 17th July 2003:
 
Oh, the joke.....
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:36, 17th July 2003:
 
fresh prawns - smell of jailbait minge etc.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:37, 17th July 2003:
 
what? was the bloke on the train that U.S. Marine then?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:38, 17th July 2003:
 
is that how they caught him?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:46, 17th July 2003:
 
I think him walking into a german police station had something to do with him being caught. Perhaps.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:19, 17th July 2003:
 
Is this about Debbie McGee??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 17th July 2003:
 
?? Eh? No understandi?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:50, 17th July 2003:
 
Germans ----> German Shepherd Dogs -----> Rumour about a picture in supposed existence, showing Mrs Paul Daniels getting licked out by an Alsatian.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:57, 17th July 2003:
 
now THATS magic!

obvious joke. sorry
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:58, 17th July 2003:
 
You'll like this, not a lot, etc......
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:01, 17th July 2003:
 
ha ha this away etc.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:01, 17th July 2003:
 
So how do I get outta the Into and into the normal chat?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 17th July 2003:
 
Sexual favours, innit.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:04, 17th July 2003:
 
Nah, not really....

Just tell us a bit about yourself, what you like etc. etc. Then the powers that be will decide your fate.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:07, 17th July 2003:
 
Im a 23yr old Male, work in London and like footy and cars....oh and ladeez of course lol.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:14, 17th July 2003:
 
Who do you work for?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:15, 17th July 2003:
 
and are we ready for what?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:16, 17th July 2003:
 
Wrong thread vic?
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:16, 17th July 2003:
 
I work for a city trading firm.

Are You Ready?? As in the boxing shout.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:18, 17th July 2003:
 
What footie team?
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:19, 17th July 2003:
 
Liverpool.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:20, 17th July 2003:
 
Cant think of any other questions...anyone else?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:22, 17th July 2003:
 
piratesninjasdaddychips etc...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 17th July 2003:
 
armadillos!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:28, 17th July 2003:
 
So am I done or not? I got a treat to show ya on the chit chat board when im accepted.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:28, 17th July 2003:
 
Were you impressed by the'pool last night?
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 16:29, 17th July 2003:
 
if he gets in, i want in two!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:30, 17th July 2003:
 
I was impressed yes.

Heskey looked good and Owen was his usual shit hot self.
Think we have a great chance for next season.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:30, 17th July 2003:
 
I like the name girl...wanna tell me more?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 17th July 2003:
 
I agree about heskey and owen, I also thought Hamman and Baros looked sharp. Kewell looked pish though. If Man Utd get Dwayne Dibbly they will win.
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 16:33, 17th July 2003:
 
I am a sexy cheeky, err, 16 year old. fancy WTF with me?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:34, 17th July 2003:
 
Lol @ Dwayne Dibbly.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:34, 17th July 2003:
 
Cant judge Kewell on one game, he will be a great signing without doubt.

Man U will always challenge but I dont think Ronaldinho will be a massive difference.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:35, 17th July 2003:
 
WTF? sorry dunno what that means??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:36, 17th July 2003:
 
No, you are right..you cant judge him on one game, but i thought he looked slightly out of it. If you know what i mean.

;)
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:38, 17th July 2003:
 
Remember he is playing a new team and needs to concentrate on the movement of his team mates before he can start doing his magic. He will learn the way they play and get in there himself soon, trust me.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:39, 17th July 2003:
 
oh I know this, I just expect a player of his skill to shine, but he didnt do that. Perhaps I was expecting to much too soon.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:39, 17th July 2003:
 
you were expecting too much too soon. Wait for him to get match fit again.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:40, 17th July 2003:
 
aye, fair enough. I shall wait for the season to start before dissing players.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:41, 17th July 2003:
 
Bet your a gooner right???
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:42, 17th July 2003:
 
Nae chance.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:43, 17th July 2003:
 
Celtic fan

*hides*
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:44, 17th July 2003:
 
*shakes fogs hand*

Nice one!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:44, 17th July 2003:
 
Wheres me little beatch??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:45, 17th July 2003:
 
*shakes AreYouReady??'s hand*

nice!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:45, 17th July 2003:
 
who, cheekysexygirlprincess1337???
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:45, 17th July 2003:
 
I hope we meet you in Europe again as I wanna be part of that atmosphere, quite possibly the two best supported teams in the world....outstanding when together!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:46, 17th July 2003:
 
Yeah lol....
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:47, 17th July 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 17th July 2003:
 
Yeah, and I hope we spank you again! :D
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:48, 17th July 2003:
 
How we never won I do not know, we just lost heart in the end. Was dissapointing to say the least.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:49, 17th July 2003:
 
Agreed, you should have won at glasgow but you didnt..then you bottled it at anfield.

I was at the game in glasgow, what a game!
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:50, 17th July 2003:
 
Oh I would of loved to have been there.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:51, 17th July 2003:
 
slightly pissed but i managed not to be thrown out. which was nice.
Posted by AreYouReady??, 16:51, 17th July 2003:
 
lol, so where is the cheeky girl??
Posted by AreYouReady??, 10:23, 18th July 2003:
 
Ive still not been accepted
Even though my fingers have gone ceptic
My cheeky girl's gonna missing
She is not even listening
I wanna be passed
so I can chase her sweet ass
Posted by friday, 10:37, 18th July 2003:
 
Oh for goodness sake, can't you save the footie crap for the pub? BORING!!!
Posted by cheekysexygirlprincess1337, 10:38, 18th July 2003:
 
I am not accepted cal's a poo-poo head.
hey areuredy a/s/l?
Posted by jlittle, 11:12, 18th July 2003:
 
Argh not another Liverpool fan :(
Posted by AreYouReady??, 11:30, 18th July 2003:
 
yep afraid so, come on you reds!!

im 23 m essex.
Posted by cal, 11:59, 18th July 2003:
 
you haven't yet said anything that would make use want you to be approved. by and large, we don't give a toss about football. i hate it :)
Posted by jlittle, 12:30, 18th July 2003:
 
go on - approve him, he isn't a teenage annoying idiot - and I can tease him about the 2-0 win at Anfield by Palace...
Posted by AreYouReady??, 13:52, 18th July 2003:
 
So Im not gonna be apporoved then?! Oh well.
Posted by kershawmonster, 23:49, 19th July 2003:
 
Err, hi.
Posted by may_em, 10:44, 28th July 2003:
 
fiuhhh, at last.
Posted by may_em, 10:48, 28th July 2003:
 
so i join an idiot community here.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:53, 28th July 2003:
 
or not. as the case may be.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:56, 28th July 2003:
 
Halla may_em!!1 a/s/l??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:02, 28th July 2003:
 
*snigger*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:06, 28th July 2003:
 
may_em, tell us something about yourself.