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Posted by beargod, 14:51, 18th July 2003:
 
...and its Iamcal quietness.

I hate it when it does this on a Friday and I sit at my desk bored, thinking I should be working
Posted by chandler, 14:57, 18th July 2003:
 
only 3 hours till 3 hours driving yay.
Posted by Miki, 14:58, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm sorry BG
It could be worse, I really am working ...
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:59, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm not. I've just been spending all day putting together my awesome website. Took ages it did. Because it ROCKS.
Posted by beargod, 15:02, 18th July 2003:
 
It does indeed AP, who designed it? you? Its magical

Maybe you should but the donkey pic on the index though
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:04, 18th July 2003:
 
check it now dude! it's grown!

It's almost as big as BBCi now.
Posted by chandler, 15:04, 18th July 2003:
 
it made me cry ap cos it's so damned excellent.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 18th July 2003:
 
Thank you.
Posted by chandler, 15:09, 18th July 2003:
 
oh there is a "y " in that last sentence of mine that shouldn't be there
*runs off to change pants*
Posted by beargod, 15:17, 18th July 2003:
 
My god it is gihumous! How did you think up so much content? and who's is the pokemon site?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:18, 18th July 2003:
 
pokemon?
Posted by beargod, 15:19, 18th July 2003:
 
And miki, damn you do you just love steve now or something? You used to love me :'(
Posted by beargod, 15:20, 18th July 2003:
 
no not pokemon?

Pokemon
Posted by beargod, 15:22, 18th July 2003:
 
AP your beating SUl and I have passed Grim... YAY

www.iamcal.com/stats.php
Posted by Sul, 15:25, 18th July 2003:
 
quality not quantity. I dont see any of you making up witch stories!

:'(
Posted by chandler, 15:26, 18th July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by beargod, 15:26, 18th July 2003:
 
I made up other stories on another site
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 18th July 2003:
 
bragging about your penis length on "sweet16.com/chat"?
Posted by Sul, 15:28, 18th July 2003:
 
again
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:29, 18th July 2003:
 
dog poo
Posted by chandler, 15:30, 18th July 2003:
 
???
Posted by Sul, 15:33, 18th July 2003:
 
awww, looky, he found alt
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:34, 18th July 2003:
 
I was copying simon with his "go nowhere" links.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:34, 18th July 2003:
 
GYAC Sul, I do a programming degree :p
Posted by cal, 15:35, 18th July 2003:
 
the (spoof) pokemon site is by a friend of mine called JC
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:35, 18th July 2003:
 
well, sort of. it has programming in it. I 0w|\| j00!
Posted by chandler, 15:36, 18th July 2003:
 
wibbley
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:36, 18th July 2003:
 
FUCK ME!!! That pokemon site RULES.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:36, 18th July 2003:
 
tum te tum...

Damn Beargoditis. Worse than SARS.
Posted by beargod, 15:37, 18th July 2003:
 
I thought you would like it AP, I did :)
Posted by beargod, 15:38, 18th July 2003:
 
and which link goes nowhere ap?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:39, 18th July 2003:
 
Your pokemon one, before.


^%&%%"&*%&*$ etc.
Posted by Sul, 15:39, 18th July 2003:
 
Get Myself A Clue? ooooh ark at her. Meow. Handbags etc etc etc
Posted by Sul, 15:40, 18th July 2003:
 
that is one mighty fine pokemon site btw
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:40, 18th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:41, 18th July 2003:
 
Only joking Sul, me old mucker.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:43, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm bored, but I'm too lazy to do work. Shitbags.
Posted by beargod, 15:44, 18th July 2003:
 
swap AP, Ill do your work, you do mine :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:45, 18th July 2003:
 
Where is everyone???

Jeff? Are you about??
Posted by chandler, 15:46, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm here, I'm making a piglet
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:47, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm making a few Flash interfaces and animations. Also cataloging old photographic slides of accidents. Yum. Cannot be bothered though. Getting grouchy too for some reason. Possibly because I'm still hungover from last night. Arse.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:47, 18th July 2003:
 
What are you doing BG??
Posted by beargod, 15:48, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm not online, this is brainwaves going from me to chay and he is typing it all in for me and I just sit here thinking about it, saves typing
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:48, 18th July 2003:
 
I think I've upset Sul :(
Posted by chandler, 15:49, 18th July 2003:
 
old photographic slides of accidents
??
are they like nasty accidents?
Posted by beargod, 15:49, 18th July 2003:
 
I am programming something which I sould have finished by now, but its too boring and I can't think of how to do something, except I have kind of now but it will be slow
Posted by chandler, 15:50, 18th July 2003:
 
I run beargods brainwaves through my spell checker before i type them though
Posted by chandler, 15:50, 18th July 2003:
 
damned spellcheck must be broken
Posted by Sul, 15:50, 18th July 2003:
 
Youve not upset me motherfucker ;) I was on the phone trying to explain to a dumbass that the dot in his username is fairly important.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:50, 18th July 2003:
 
Can't say too much due to the nature of the company's work, but yes. Some are more graphic than Goatse, in fact. None more rank.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:51, 18th July 2003:
 
Sul - Was it Grim...? Did he forget a dot?
Posted by Sul, 15:52, 18th July 2003:
 
lol :)
Posted by beargod, 15:53, 18th July 2003:
 
did you have to say three?
Posted by chandler, 15:56, 18th July 2003:
 
three dots
two hissy fits
one-can
zero
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:57, 18th July 2003:
 
"three dots
two hissy fits
one-can"

Tonight on BBC ONE!!!
Posted by chandler, 15:58, 18th July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 16:00, 18th July 2003:
 
Five novelty records
Four Spice Girls singles
Three dots
Two hissy fits
One-can
Zero
Posted by chandler, 16:01, 18th July 2003:
 
its the alternatve 12 days of christmas, but with less days and less christmas
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:02, 18th July 2003:
 
You need to incorporate the geek denial factor into that, methinks.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:02, 18th July 2003:
 
meep
Posted by chandler, 16:04, 18th July 2003:
 
Seven pre-teens dancing
Hexidecimal geekage
Five novelty records
Four Spice Girls singles
Three dots
Two hissy fits
One-can
Zero
Posted by jeff, 16:06, 18th July 2003:
 
i'm here! I just thought i'd lie down for a bit... man, my cough is more productive than me today...
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:07, 18th July 2003:
 
Four and Five are a bit too similar though.
Posted by jeff, 16:07, 18th July 2003:
 
poor grim, if you keep this up he'll never come back..

and that would be terrible now wouldnt it
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:08, 18th July 2003:
 
Jeff! Have you seen my cool new website???

*looks left*
Posted by jeff, 16:09, 18th July 2003:
 
oh i have, i was too in awe to say anything... man, i'm jealous of your skillzzz...

check out my profile, i've got a degree! :D
Posted by chandler, 16:09, 18th July 2003:
 
Seven requests for The Cheeky Girls
Hexidecimal geekage
Five novelty records
Four pre-teens dancing
Three dots
Two hissy fits
One-can
Zero
Posted by chandler, 16:10, 18th July 2003:
 
nice one jeff. would have been cooler if the name on it just said "Jeff" :D
Posted by jeff, 16:13, 18th July 2003:
 
yeah, but for that i'd have to enrol to do another degree but change my name by deed poll first...
*gets out ucas handbook*
Posted by chandler, 16:14, 18th July 2003:
 
scan it and photoshop it :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:15, 18th July 2003:
 
Not until I change my name to Superintendent Brent "Cocksure" Mahoney Esq.
Posted by jeff, 16:15, 18th July 2003:
 
wicked ;)
Posted by jeff, 16:30, 18th July 2003:
 
you should change it to supernintendo brent 'cocksure' mahoney esq...
Posted by chandler, 16:30, 18th July 2003:
 
true. :)

i'm bored witless
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:33, 18th July 2003:
 
Yeah, that is better.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:34, 18th July 2003:
 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Posted by chandler, 16:34, 18th July 2003:
 
B O R E D
O R E D B
R E D B O
E D B O R
D B O R E
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:36, 18th July 2003:
 
Let's all get naked and stuff. Fuckit.
Posted by jeff, 16:36, 18th July 2003:
 
you bored?
me too *sigh*
Posted by chandler, 16:37, 18th July 2003:
 
I'm already naked
and stuffed
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:38, 18th July 2003:
 
*removes mug from ass*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:39, 18th July 2003:
 
Hmmmm.... I have the radio on in the background which has led me to this deduction - Kosheen are fucking awful.
Posted by chandler, 16:40, 18th July 2003:
 
*reports ap to RSPCA*
Posted by jeff, 16:42, 18th July 2003:
 
kosheen suck. we saw them at fabric just as they were becoming well known.. that woman MINGS for england, she mings like a minger should.. mingtastic..
i am not naked...
Posted by beargod, 16:43, 18th July 2003:
 
Kosheen?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:44, 18th July 2003:
 
Except she's Welsh. Which kind of explains her mingitude.
Posted by jeff, 16:44, 18th July 2003:
 
out of my way i'm running, i'm gonna catch you if you faaaaaaaaaaaaaalll....

they suck.. you're best off not knowing si.
Posted by jeff, 16:46, 18th July 2003:
 
fine, she mings for britain ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:48, 18th July 2003:
 
She's also, as my nan would say, "all arse and pockets".
Posted by jeff, 16:49, 18th July 2003:
 
your nan sounds great..
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:51, 18th July 2003:
 
last thing she did before she died was (nearly) pose in a grumble mag - fact

(she died just before the pictures got sent away.)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 18th July 2003:
 
She was cool.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 18th July 2003:
 
She used to call gay men "Armhole Charlies". I never knew why.
Posted by jeff, 16:54, 18th July 2003:
 
a grumble mag?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:54, 18th July 2003:
 
pr0n, innit.
Posted by jeff, 16:55, 18th July 2003:
 
oh, i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by jeff, 16:55, 18th July 2003:
 
ewe
Posted by chandler, 16:56, 18th July 2003:
 
"ewe"

*tried not to make bad joke about welsh porn mags*
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:56, 18th July 2003:
 
lamb
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:56, 18th July 2003:
 
She was from Brighton, tsk.
Posted by beargod, 16:57, 18th July 2003:
 
AP your proud your gran would do porn? thats sick man
Posted by jeff, 16:58, 18th July 2003:
 
brighton is great
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:58, 18th July 2003:
 
Didn't say I was proud, dude. Just a strange/funny anecdote.
Posted by beargod, 17:03, 18th July 2003:
 
ohk then, Brighton sucks, mainly cos it is a town, secondly cos it is the gay capitol in the world, thirdly there are very few straight clubs
Posted by jeff, 17:03, 18th July 2003:
 
you are the anecdote king ap, man i'm gonna miss you *hugs*
gave my keys back yesterday, no more leicester for jeff...
Posted by chandler, 17:04, 18th July 2003:
 
got something against homosexuals simon?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:04, 18th July 2003:
 
Nothing wrong with gay clubs. They're a laugh. Took the mrs to one once. My best mate's gay too (really).
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 18th July 2003:
 
LEAVE THE ARMHOLE CHARLIES ALONE!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 18th July 2003:
 
On that note, I'm off home.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:06, 18th July 2003:
 
NOT ON MY WATCH, SOLDIER!!!
Posted by chandler, 17:14, 18th July 2003:
 
only 45 minutes and i can be on my way.
Posted by beargod, 17:14, 18th July 2003:
 
your not letting yourself go home?

Nothing wrong with gays, just Brighton having more then any other place in England
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:20, 20th July 2003:
 
Yeah, that's wrong. An imbalance like that could tip the whole of southern england downwards, causing all the non-gay people up north to lose their balance and roll towards brighton, where the orgy will commence!

Why, I live in Brighton, and all the time, I'm constantly grinding my teeth down to a fine powder, furious at the higher proportion of gay people in my town than in any other place in england. Whenever I go back to St. Albans, I feel like I've chewed up a whole packet of refreshers, so refreshed by the overwhelming air of straightness that exudes all around it.