Discussion » Chay can't drink stella!

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Posted by arsepuppy, 10:08, 22nd July 2003:
 
Apparently, it's not vegetarian (additives from fish bladders, etc.)

Although, these beers are veggie....

www.gonchong.co.uk/vegbeer....

Learn something every day.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:11, 22nd July 2003:
 
Henri Funck? I really must drink some of that..
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:12, 22nd July 2003:
 
No offence to you, Chay, or anything. Just that you're the only veggie I can think of here. And it's a point in our favour which we can use against your green Nazism ;)
Posted by chandler, 10:14, 22nd July 2003:
 
fair enough
i don't drink beer anyway.
yuck
(not due to a vege stance, just cos i'm a freaky bloke who doesn't like beer or football or cars)
Posted by beargod, 10:14, 22nd July 2003:
 
I think all vegetarians should pay cal to use the site:) or maybe just chay
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:15, 22nd July 2003:
 
I think BG should be made Prime Minister if all of his ideas are as good as that :)
Posted by chandler, 10:16, 22nd July 2003:
 
i think cal has for too much money already
Posted by chandler, 10:16, 22nd July 2003:
 
i'm not paying to fund his fighter jet habit
Posted by beargod, 10:17, 22nd July 2003:
 
Cheers AP, I have actually said a few times, I don't mind what my children do as long as they are not vegetarians, and eat garlic
Posted by Sul, 10:21, 22nd July 2003:
 
Well I never. So youre eating animal parts and drinking lager at the same time. Fantastic! More proof that Stella rocks!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:21, 22nd July 2003:
 
Stella does indeed rock.
Posted by beargod, 10:23, 22nd July 2003:
 
I have to admit that has tempted me to maybe drink it once in a while more then I do
Posted by amightygoodleader, 12:18, 22nd July 2003:
 
Woohoo! Special Brew is meaty!
Posted by beargod, 12:33, 22nd July 2003:
 
he he he so is Fosters
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:34, 22nd July 2003:
 
Grim will be happy to know that his one can is meaty.
Posted by beargod, 12:47, 22nd July 2003:
 
iamcal: Chay can't Drink Stella! - you big fathead mong face


this is a good tag line :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:51, 22nd July 2003:
 
HAHA!!!!

BEST (SORT OF) TAGLINE EVAH!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 22nd July 2003:
 
" Grim will be happy to know that his one can is meaty.

hee hee ;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:54, 22nd July 2003:
 
.. and red wine has blood in it, and cider used to have dead dogs in it ..
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:55, 22nd July 2003:
 
yeah, and milk is cows jizz.
Posted by chandler, 12:56, 22nd July 2003:
 
and smokey bacon crisps gove you cancer
and bottled water gives you cancer
and drinking red wine is bad for you
and drinking red wine is good for you
and agghhhh where will it all end?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 22nd July 2003:
 
And skittles are made from beetle juice. (not the micheal keaton one)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:57, 22nd July 2003:
 
beetle juice
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 22nd July 2003:
 
Its strange how we couldn't care less if things could hurt us or kill us and now its all No don't eat/drink that, It will make you fat/give you cancer/land you n hospital. Bollocks to it all If it does, it does and that is life
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:02, 22nd July 2003:
 
yeah.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:02, 22nd July 2003:
 
"iamcal: Edit Message - you big fathead mong face"


HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:03, 22nd July 2003:
 
Hmmm.

That's quite a bizarre argument. Surely it makes sense to claim that some things are less good for you than others, and therefore if you care about your diet you can cut out the things that are bad for you (ie, fast food, big buckets of oil, etc), and improve your diet. I mean, if they had direct proof that Cheese and Onion Slices actually gave you cancer, I imagine lots of people would give them up.

Plus we could always get into the whole Vegetarian debate. If you really want.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:04, 22nd July 2003:
 
Lets not.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:06, 22nd July 2003:
 
Good call.

Although, as I went to go put the kettle on, I was thinking;

I'm a vegetarian, and I smoke.

Does this mean I like animals more than I like me?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:19, 22nd July 2003:
 
Possibly.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:24, 22nd July 2003:
 
Can I still kick the faces off red pandas????

(Bearing in mind the rather disturbing likeness they have to Robin Cook)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:27, 22nd July 2003:
 
What the devil is a red panda?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:30, 22nd July 2003:
 
It's a small raccoon thing which should be extinct. Vermin of the highest order. Face-removal-by-kicking may be too good for them.
Posted by chandler, 13:47, 22nd July 2003:
 
they are lovely little animals. ap doesnt like them purely because i do like them.
which isnt much of a reason for red panda genocide.

Posted by arsepuppy, 13:56, 22nd July 2003:
 


Crap wide faced menstrual raccoon shite.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:58, 22nd July 2003:
 
Turns out Pizza is good for you.
Posted by chandler, 13:58, 22nd July 2003:
 
thats just unfair
Posted by chandler, 14:03, 22nd July 2003:
 
we all know your deep hatred stems from your secret love for the panda (and mr cook) it's no use pretending
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:03, 22nd July 2003:
 
I don't like them because they're hideous.
Posted by Sul, 14:03, 22nd July 2003:
 
Pizza and wanking are now good for you. Throw beer into this equation and I reckon Im gonna make myself invincible!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:04, 22nd July 2003:
 
I love the way it sits on that branch as if to say "Oh AP, look! I'm ready to have my face kicked off!". It's getting into position and everything.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:05, 22nd July 2003:
 
It's probably not the best time to have a dig at Linda McCartney then, is it....
Posted by chandler, 14:07, 22nd July 2003:
 
I'm sorry ap but if you saw that little animal in the wild i know you wouldn't "kick its face off" whatever that may mean. Cos you are playing the big tough man, but look at it, kicking something cute and furry isnt big and tough its sad and pathetic :)

besides the panda would lul you into a false sense of security and then bite your bollocks off. ;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:07, 22nd July 2003:
 
its always a good time.
Posted by chandler, 14:08, 22nd July 2003:
 
"It's probably not the best time to have a dig at Linda McCartney then"

I would but i dont know where she is buried
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:08, 22nd July 2003:
 
laughed lots this made me.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:08, 22nd July 2003:
 
*KICKKICKKICK*

"Have mercy on my ickle lil nosey"

*KICKKICKKICK*
Posted by chandler, 14:10, 22nd July 2003:
 
you dont need ickle and lil cos they both mean the same.

*CHEWCHEWCHEW*

"Yummy these bollocks really are the bum-dog's bollocks"
"pity they are so small"

*CHEWCHEWCHEW*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:10, 22nd July 2003:
 
Don't worry though, I'll barbecue it after though. Red Panda burgers for everyone.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:11, 22nd July 2003:
 
mememe!
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:11, 22nd July 2003:
 
Haha, joke's on you as I sold my bollocks to buy steel toe capped boots for panda kicking.
Posted by chandler, 14:12, 22nd July 2003:
 
you know if you want to go to prison and get raped in the showers there are easier ways to do it than getting 6 years for killing endangered wildlife.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:13, 22nd July 2003:
 
You are Chrissie Hynde and I claim my Tofu Burger.
Posted by chandler, 14:13, 22nd July 2003:
 
hahaha my magnetic hat deflects your crappy kicks away from the red panda and onto my own head. hahahaha take that bumdog!

*collapses onto floor as head bursts from multiple kickings*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:13, 22nd July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by chandler, 14:14, 22nd July 2003:
 
"curse you god for making me wear this magnetic hat this way"
*shakes fist at god*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:17, 22nd July 2003:
 
Hmmm I *could* steal a dolphin and use it as a makeshift club for pummelling red pandas.
Posted by chandler, 14:17, 22nd July 2003:
 
*lies on floor with burst head*
*forest animals come to the Chay to feed on him*

:(
Posted by chandler, 14:18, 22nd July 2003:
 
ap it would have to be a baby dolphin.
though i think maybe a herring would be better as you could just about manage to lift that over your head
:)
Posted by cal, 14:18, 22nd July 2003:
 
stop squabbling

the best thing from the pizza article is the sub-heading:

Italian researchers say eating pizza could protect against cancer.

what's next?

"llama salesmen say llamas are well worth buying"
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:20, 22nd July 2003:
 
"Cos you are playing the big tough man"

Hohoho!!!!

Priceless. I'm as tough as Stephen Hawking's calf muscles :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:21, 22nd July 2003:
 
But squabbling rocks though.

plus we don't mean it. Well I don't anyway. Don't know about Carla Lane over there ;)
Posted by chandler, 14:25, 22nd July 2003:
 
:P
Posted by cal, 14:27, 22nd July 2003:
 
hahaha
Posted by Gary, 14:37, 22nd July 2003:
 
Haha! I love the squabbling on here. :D

Just that you're the only veggie I can think of here.

I am, too. :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:38, 22nd July 2003:
 
Where's me pills, nurse? I feel one of me "turns" coming on......
Posted by chandler, 14:49, 22nd July 2003:
 
Chay
Gary
Dr Lucid
Reddy (though she has wandered off)

hmmm, the ranks will grow stronger and stronger :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:50, 22nd July 2003:
 
wandered off? has she left or something?
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:51, 22nd July 2003:
 
Shouldn't Uncle Moc be on that list too? And that Chandler character??
Posted by chandler, 14:52, 22nd July 2003:
 
wandered off as in doesnt come here anymore ap :)

Chay
Gary
Dr Lucid
Reddy
Uncle Moc
Chandler

wow the ranks are getting bigger :D

^%*&%&*£^*"^*()()(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:54, 22nd July 2003:
 
Me Sul and Vic aren't veggies, tsk.

Why has she left??
Posted by Sul, 14:57, 22nd July 2003:
 
Yeah! We're beer drinking, tab smoking, meat eating men!!!!1
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:57, 22nd July 2003:
 
I have been accused of many things in my life, but vegetarianism is not one of them.
Posted by beargod, 15:07, 22nd July 2003:
 
That would be my second worst fear to be classed as a vege
Posted by chandler, 15:09, 22nd July 2003:
 
reddy left cos she has better things to do





(like me for example)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:12, 22nd July 2003:
 
well sod off then! :D
Posted by chandler, 15:15, 22nd July 2003:
 
please tell me you got the (bad) joke. :P
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:17, 22nd July 2003:
 
yeah, but I've activated my thinly-veiled-"look-at-me,-I'm-getting-some"-comment filter.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:17, 22nd July 2003:
 
yip..
Posted by chandler, 15:18, 22nd July 2003:
 
curse you Johnny Badman. you'll never get away with it
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:19, 22nd July 2003:
 
mine is always on, i only knew chay was back here because sul told me the other day.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:22, 22nd July 2003:
 
lol!
Posted by chandler, 15:24, 22nd July 2003:
 
when you were applying the filter you accidentally activated your personal "Not Getting Any" setting though Vicky
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:26, 22nd July 2003:
 
Tum-Te-Tum

*&^&*$%^*
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:28, 22nd July 2003:
 
Who are you talking to Vic?? Did someone say something???
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:29, 22nd July 2003:
 
I was talking to you mate.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:33, 22nd July 2003:
 
chay filter?)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:45, 22nd July 2003:
 
i know, i got it.
Posted by chandler, 16:09, 22nd July 2003:
 
I'm in a mood cos I'm not allowed to drink Stella
;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:10, 22nd July 2003:
 
You are lucky.
Posted by chandler, 16:12, 22nd July 2003:
 
Stella is for Jonathon Cainer fans, hence the astrological name.
Posted by chandler, 16:25, 22nd July 2003:
 
(thats the envy talking)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 10:50, 23rd July 2003:
 
Uncle Moc ain't around here any more. He was getting too big for his boots, so I found a fork too big for his eye and disposed of him, threw him away like a piece of rubbish into a dark store room.

Anyway, what's wrong with Robin Cook?
Posted by chandler, 10:55, 23rd July 2003:
 
ala superted?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:02, 23rd July 2003:
 
Yeah, except he wasn't rescued by a spotty man. He just got more and more ill. I fed him with a load of old tofu I found behind the sink.
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