Discussion » Who Is The Most Attractive Person In The Cabinet?

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 10:56, 23rd July 2003:
 

Poll:

  • Tony Blair
  • Gordon Brown
  • John Prescott
  • David Blunkett
  • Jack Straw
  • Charles Clarke
  • Alaistair Darling
  • Geoff Hoon
  • Peter Hain
It's all men, not because I narrowed it down to a short list, but, well, to stop people being prejudiced according to which gender they actually prefer, and I needed to have Blair, Brown, Prescott, and Blunkett in there at least.
Posted by chandler, 11:14, 23rd July 2003:
 
I voted Alaistair Darling,

there is something very attractive about men with big black eyebrows

;)
Posted by chandler, 11:15, 23rd July 2003:
 
plus he is a Darling.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:32, 23rd July 2003:
 
And, to steal a line that should be in the 'Blackadder' thread, they probably walk into the cabinet and say 'morning darling'
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:49, 23rd July 2003:
 
Oh, to walk into the Cabinet! Some kid might go shut the door behind you!

I have to say, Gordon Brown is blatantly the most handsome. Plus he's got a cool glass eye.
Posted by chandler, 15:52, 23rd July 2003:
 
he taps it with the end of his pen and it goes "tink tink tink"
funky
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:53, 23rd July 2003:
 
It's really a Magic 8-ball. He uses it for decision making.
Posted by mjt7420, 16:29, 23rd July 2003:
 
I think it's a brilliant way to take care of policy, but what happens if it turns up "outlook not so good" ... i bet those are just terrible days for him
Posted by 100% kitten, 18:43, 23rd July 2003:
 
ooh, what a teaser, I suppose if the survival of the species depended on it, it would have to be Alistair Darling although it's a close thing with Hain, I do love a man with a tan.
Incidentally, I was at a meeting that Peter Hain was at once. Fear my power.
Posted by chandler, 09:28, 24th July 2003:
 
yay Darling is winning, based purely on his black brows white hair combo, and the fact his name is darling
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:47, 24th July 2003:
 
And lets face it, everyone loves a bumbling incompetent.
Posted by chandler, 09:49, 24th July 2003:
 
you forgot ineffectual
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:50, 24th July 2003:
 
Good Morning all,

Oh what a great day it is today, exactly 3 weeks from today I shall be leaving my crappy job for pastures new.

joy of all joys...
Posted by beargod, 09:57, 24th July 2003:
 
We will get a real mortgage quote today YAY
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:13, 24th July 2003:
 

One of these men is a LOVE GOD
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:25, 24th July 2003:
 
I submit that this:




Is the greatest MP.
Posted by RUSS, 12:40, 24th July 2003:
 
who cares?
Posted by cal, 15:12, 24th July 2003:
 
he looks a bit like you, vic
Posted by Sul, 15:13, 24th July 2003:
 
I was going to say that
Posted by chandler, 15:13, 24th July 2003:
 
i like your profile picture/cartoon vic
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:14, 24th July 2003:
 
l33t haXX0r!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:15, 24th July 2003:
 
Get involved - TO THE EXTREME!!
Posted by Sul, 15:16, 24th July 2003:
 
oh yeah. I forgot that was tom watson :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:16, 24th July 2003:
 
He's obviously a very handsome MP indeed then.

Cheers chay. (its not like i wrote it myself though)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 24th July 2003:
 
'ROFFLE!'
Posted by chandler, 15:23, 24th July 2003:
 
you mean you dont write the dilbert cartoons.
damn
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:52, 27th July 2003:
 
"Who cares"?

Oh, and Pirates vs. Ninjas and "Who was the most obese thundercat" is okay?