Discussion » Horrible Pervy Internet People

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:00, 25th July 2003:
 
They're on to us!
Posted by Sul, 10:06, 25th July 2003:
 
*runs home to destroy harddrive*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:07, 25th July 2003:
 
"Two had images of necrophilia."

What? Who? And Why?
Posted by beargod, 10:12, 25th July 2003:
 
I'm a perv now? how did they guess?
Posted by gobbo, 13:32, 25th July 2003:
 
"Another, who had images of bestiality, worked with animals. "

hmmm, "working". Thats what they call it is it. Hmmm.
Posted by gobbo, 13:34, 25th July 2003:
 
what i want to know is if they are watching us online isnt that an invasion of our privacy? And arent we protected from this sort of invasion? Oooooh, new thread, how to stop the government gestapo tracking us down...
Posted by Sul, 13:39, 25th July 2003:
 
bestiality is illegal in New Zealand? That news will come as a right shock half the farmers and their "girlfriends"
Posted by jlittle, 13:57, 25th July 2003:
 
come as a shock to me aswell, some of my ex girlfriends have been dogs!
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:16, 25th July 2003:
 
LOL at jlittle.

So people are prevs now because they enjoy that kind of stuff. What a load of crap.
Posted by Sul, 14:19, 25th July 2003:
 
please tell me youre joking
Posted by chandler, 14:21, 25th July 2003:
 
NOV! "sexual images of children and young people, images of torture, bestiality and necrophilia."

O_o yes that does make them prevs or even pervs, or even worse.
Posted by beargod, 14:23, 25th July 2003:
 
everyone is a perv in their own right
Posted by Rosie, 14:24, 25th July 2003:
 
speak for yourself BG.
Posted by beargod, 14:24, 25th July 2003:
 
I do Rosie :)
Posted by Rosie, 14:28, 25th July 2003:
 
:P
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:32, 25th July 2003:
 
I have to say I didn't entirely understand that article. Is it trying to dispel the stereotype of Internet Porn Fiends as dirty old men, and saying "young men look at dirty porn too"? Or is it merely handing out some statistics about the prevalence of porn? I'm not sure. The inquiry seemed to centre around the fact that "The study profiled 106 people who have been investigated by the Censorship Compliance Unit. The bulk of the people profiled in the Department of Internal Affairs study were identified via the internet"

So, it's giving some statistics about known porn fiends. Notably, illegal porn fiends, and the distribution within this broad category of the various different types of illegal porn.

The major finding of this report appears to be that these people are "young men"> So time to reasess our stereotypes perhaps, and stop giving dirty old men such a hard time.

What do you mean by "perv"? If you consider "perv" to encompass anyone viewing illegal porn (and thus included in this survey), then it would be bizarre to claim that "everyone is a perv". Whereas, if you consider "perv" to refer to anyone with a less than pure attitude towards sex (whatever the pure attitude may be), then obviously it has a broad opening.

You guys are definately all pervs though. It makes me sick.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:34, 25th July 2003:
 
nullo
Posted by chandler, 14:35, 25th July 2003:
 
im still waiting for nov to explain her remark!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:41, 25th July 2003:
 
Good point doc.
Posted by jlittle, 14:43, 25th July 2003:
 
Rosie is the biggest perv on here, sul comes a close second due to the amount of porn he has, and the flag he made.
Posted by chandler, 14:50, 25th July 2003:
 
flag?
Posted by chandler, 14:50, 25th July 2003:
 
i don't have any porn. do i get a special prize?
Posted by beargod, 14:54, 25th July 2003:
 
I have never bought porn :)
Posted by Sul, 14:56, 25th July 2003:
 
I made an england flag entirely out of porn.
Posted by Sul, 14:56, 25th July 2003:
 
not photoshopped either. Hand made! *insert joke*
Posted by chandler, 14:57, 25th July 2003:
 
nice, what did you stick it together with?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:58, 25th July 2003:
 
BG, don't you mean:

I have never bought porn :(
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:58, 25th July 2003:
 
Chay: Is having porn a breach of your pinko environmentalist ways?
Posted by beargod, 15:00, 25th July 2003:
 
Vic, no cos I still got porn, I just never bought it so :)
Posted by chandler, 15:01, 25th July 2003:
 
ap: nope i just don't have any
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:04, 25th July 2003:
 
MAN CANNOT BURP THE WORM ON IMAGINATION ALONE!!!

What do you use for Rhythm Reading stimuli?? Hollyoaks? Channel 4 News?
Posted by chandler, 15:05, 25th July 2003:
 
haha.
depends on how good your imagination is.
Posted by beargod, 15:05, 25th July 2003:
 
Actually, I got away with imagination for a long time
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 25th July 2003:
 
Imagination's good but you need visual cues sometimes.

(Or just teabag the missus when she's asleep)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:08, 25th July 2003:
 
(joke)
Posted by chandler, 15:10, 25th July 2003:
 
O_o hahaha :D
Posted by beargod, 15:10, 25th July 2003:
 
whats teabag? some sort of halfbreed sex?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:10, 25th July 2003:
 
bless this innocent child
Posted by chandler, 15:12, 25th July 2003:
 
teabag was the scary lady in that thing with Teabag and T-shirt on ITV it was awful yet compelling.

thats what ap is talking about. honest
Posted by beargod, 15:13, 25th July 2003:
 
Oh you mean EMU
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:13, 25th July 2003:
 
That programme rocked. And T-Shirt grew up to be...... Sul. ;)
Posted by beargod, 15:14, 25th July 2003:
 
then they had a spin off
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:14, 25th July 2003:
 
yes, that is what AP was on about.
Posted by chandler, 15:14, 25th July 2003:
 
OMG YES! jesus it is Sul. I knew i'd seen that cheeky grin before. he just needs a bad baseball hat and ooh wow!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:14, 25th July 2003:
 
Yeah the spinoff was called "Skinny Rib and the Wifebeater"
Posted by Sul, 15:18, 25th July 2003:
 
"Skinny Rib and the Wifebeater" :D hehehe
Posted by beargod, 15:30, 25th July 2003:
 
what is "to teabag"?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:32, 25th July 2003:
 
The usual answer in this situation would be "ask your mum", but I don't think that's a good idea.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:32, 25th July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Sul, 15:33, 25th July 2003:
 
Ask my mum, she's filth
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:34, 25th July 2003:
 
Yeah.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:34, 25th July 2003:
 
Right, i'm off down the pub, see you all later.
Posted by Rosie, 15:35, 25th July 2003:
 
bye babe ♥
Posted by beargod, 15:36, 25th July 2003:
 
bye bye
Posted by Sul, 15:37, 25th July 2003:
 
bye babe ♥
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:38, 25th July 2003:
 
Vic's a pig?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:38, 25th July 2003:
 
??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:38, 25th July 2003:
 
babe...pig...get it now?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:39, 25th July 2003:
 
Come on, I am bored, tired, needing a smoke...
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:39, 25th July 2003:
 
oh. ok.
Posted by beargod, 15:40, 25th July 2003:
 
ha ha ha at foggy

KILL ME NOW
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:42, 25th July 2003:
 
Right, fuck you all. I am going for a smoke.

:D
Posted by chandler, 15:42, 25th July 2003:
 
nice little letters bg.
Posted by beargod, 15:45, 25th July 2003:
 
Do they look the same size as normal writing to you?
Posted by Rosie, 15:47, 25th July 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 15:48, 25th July 2003:
 
no bg they look like little captials

LIKE DEATH IN THE DISCWORLD NOVELS
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:49, 25th July 2003:
 
geek ;p
Posted by beargod, 15:51, 25th July 2003:
 
Death was cool in the disc world series though
Posted by chandler, 15:52, 25th July 2003:
 
ap: don't call me a geek or i will run off, cry, and then destroy my own forum and give up my job in a fit of despair. or something
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:53, 25th July 2003:
 
Right, my nicotine levels are at a acceptable level now.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:57, 25th July 2003:
 
How do you do the wee letters then? Chay, you will know.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:59, 25th July 2003:
 
HAHA, sussed it
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:00, 25th July 2003:
 
" ap: don't call me a geek or i will run off, cry, and then destroy my own forum and give up my job in a fit of despair. or something"

HAHAHA!!! LOL!!!

:)

I was just reading the "Mis-teeq are fucking shit" thread, where it all kicked off, for a laugh and all. It turns out that (quelle surprise) he started it by calling us all geeks. Tsk, one-can.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:02, 25th July 2003:
 
Grim..., 16:30 02 July 2003 :
I like Mis-teeq (more once they get the re-mix treatment admittedly), but I can't be arsed to justify it to all you geeks, the same way that I have to with Eminem, Star Wars Ep. 1, Harry Potter and The Sims


Hmmm.... karma's a bitch. :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 25th July 2003:
 
Anyway, I shouldn't derail this thread, especially as beargod is still in the dark about what teabagging is... :)
Posted by chandler, 16:03, 25th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 16:03, 25th July 2003:
 
thats silly
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:03, 25th July 2003:
 
I aint a geek.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:04, 25th July 2003:
 
I dont think I know what teabagging is...
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:04, 25th July 2003:
 
Exactamundo.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:04, 25th July 2003:
 
must be a english thing.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:05, 25th July 2003:
 
So, what is it then?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:08, 25th July 2003:
 
oh, is it a secret then. Fine *turns back*
Posted by Sul, 16:09, 25th July 2003:
 
dunking your bollocks in your partners mouth over and over again until desired strength of tea is acheived. Or your knees pack in.
Posted by beargod, 16:09, 25th July 2003:
 
I don't know foggy, chay doersn't either even though he won't admit it in front of AP
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:10, 25th July 2003:
 
Is that it Sul? Teabagging...hmm, very close to Humbaw.
Posted by chandler, 16:12, 25th July 2003:
 
:O mouth. i knew balls were involved somehow.
i dont drink tea though. now i know why
Posted by chandler, 16:14, 25th July 2003:
 
i love the way "Where's One-Can?" is still Topic of the day
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:19, 25th July 2003:
 
I know I'm quite new to all this stuff, but what did happen to "One Can"?

Tell me now whilst Can's away.
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 25th July 2003:
 
One Can must have got the right hump - hes been gone for ages..!
Posted by chandler, 16:23, 25th July 2003:
 
"Tell me now whilst Can's away."

Um he's gone forever so we can tell you whenever, there is no rush :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:23, 25th July 2003:
 
What's Humbaw???
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:25, 25th July 2003:
 
One Can's trying to get a job as Assistant Store Manager at the local Forbidden Planet.
Posted by beargod, 16:27, 25th July 2003:
 
One-can is leaving the forum he made
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:27, 25th July 2003:
 
Humbaw is when you place your bawz in yer womans mouth and ask her to hum your favourite song. Personally I enjoy 'Roxanne'
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:29, 25th July 2003:
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent, Foggy!!
Posted by beargod, 16:30, 25th July 2003:
 
does she hum low for roxanne?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:30, 25th July 2003:
 
I bet you are now thinking about what tune you want hummed!!! :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 25th July 2003:
 
No BG, high for the Roxanne part and then normal for the versesm then high for Chorus etc etc
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:35, 25th July 2003:
 
No, I actually meant Can as in Cal. But yeah, what happened?

Or is it shrouded in mystery?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:36, 25th July 2003:
 
Cal in in Paris.

One-Can had two-can and is sobering up as i type.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:37, 25th July 2003:
 
Guinness?
Posted by beargod, 16:38, 25th July 2003:
 
tu-can?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:38, 25th July 2003:
 
Three's a crowd.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:46, 25th July 2003:
 
Gallah?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:47, 25th July 2003:
 
Wonder if the tu-can is a relative of the gallah?
Posted by beargod, 16:48, 25th July 2003:
 
AP are you a relative of tu-can?
Posted by Miki, 17:29, 25th July 2003:
 
does having this stuff make you a perv or being turned on by watching it ?
Posted by chandler, 17:30, 25th July 2003:
 
cos both are true for Mistress Miki
Posted by Miki, 17:33, 25th July 2003:
 
apparently only guys are pervs so Im off the hook

plus I dont get turned on by it
Posted by beargod, 17:54, 25th July 2003:
 
Yeah whatever miki :D
Posted by Miki, 17:57, 25th July 2003:
 
:P
Posted by gobbo, 12:03, 27th July 2003:
 
"Mistress Miki"

:D
Posted by November Eclectica, 17:13, 28th July 2003:
 
I was joking. I have been out of town, again. Sorry it took me so long to reply.
Posted by sal, 18:50, 28th July 2003:
 
course you were ;)