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Posted by jlittle, 13:56, 25th July 2003:
 
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What's your wierdest train story?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:59, 25th July 2003:
 
I know a woman who for a while couldn't go on trains without masturbating...

:S
Posted by chandler, 14:00, 25th July 2003:
 
O_o
Posted by jlittle, 14:05, 25th July 2003:
 
Mine :

Two of my friends were going out together, and at the time I was single. I had always had a thing for the female side of the partnership and when I noticed that their relationship was not very good (they lived quite far away and the male side of the relationship never made an effort to go and see the girl), I would always bring the matter up with her when I spoke to her. I was in the end, trying to break them up so I could have her for myself.

Anyhow, I was chatting to her though my mobile on the train one day - I worked till 11pm so it was the last train home to Bexleyheath. Again, I was talking about their relationship and saying she should be the one to make the move to end it. I just about managed to convince her before I put the phone down.

After this, someone started talking to me on the train - he was a bit drunk, but he was basically saying that he overheard me and asked if I was trying to break them up, a conversation emerged any other people (it was a busy train) joined in until we all basically ended up talking about my love life, their relationship, and how awfull I was trying to break two friends up. Talked for the half an hour jourey and when I got off the remaining people who had been in the conversation all said good bye and waved.

I also met an Aussie on the train once who just started chatting with my and a few of my mates, I ended up dating her after they got off the same stop as us for a drink.
Posted by Sul, 14:06, 25th July 2003:
 
AP: Beforehand, During or After?
Posted by chandler, 14:07, 25th July 2003:
 
BeForehand or Backhand
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:11, 25th July 2003:
 
During.

Deep pockets etc.

She told me she doesn't do it anymore. Possibly because I took the mickey.
Posted by Sul, 14:17, 25th July 2003:
 
Was she good looking? Im intrigued

and slightly turned on
Posted by chandler, 14:19, 25th July 2003:
 
you are doing just the same in your profile picture Sul. dont deny it :) i can see the glazed look on your face
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:20, 25th July 2003:
 
arf!
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:20, 25th July 2003:
 
I used to take the train to work and so did a guy I was dating at the time and we decided to try out the bathroom. The bathroom was really small, but we managed to have some fun.
Posted by beargod, 14:22, 25th July 2003:
 
damn you nov you changed it
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:22, 25th July 2003:
 
TSK! A train toilet is no place to play Monopoly!!!
Posted by chandler, 14:22, 25th July 2003:
 
question. why do you still call it a bathroom when it didnt have a bath in it? unless it was a big train.
Posted by Sul, 14:22, 25th July 2003:
 
I hate people who vandalise the toilets on trains
Posted by chandler, 14:23, 25th July 2003:
 
yeah but in that photo you are sitting on a train naked from the waist down sul
Posted by Sul, 14:24, 25th July 2003:
 
and? I was on the vinegar strokes
Posted by chandler, 14:24, 25th July 2003:
 
haha
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:25, 25th July 2003:
 
haha!!

which reminds me, I didn't get Viz this month :(
Posted by November Eclectica, 14:33, 25th July 2003:
 
I do it out of habit.
Posted by chandler, 14:34, 25th July 2003:
 
"I do it out of habit"

what? masterbate on trains O_o !!!! :D

teehee
Posted by November Eclectica, 16:46, 25th July 2003:
 
giggle ... no call restrooms bathrooms.

Although I save the masterbating for when I am at home alone.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:46, 25th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 16:48, 25th July 2003:
 
she thinks she is alone, how cute
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:50, 25th July 2003:
 
hee hee
Posted by gobbo, 19:48, 25th July 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Drago, 18:39, 26th July 2003:
 
This was a few weeks ago, coming back from cardiff...

Bunch of old women get on... two about 70, the other 50ish. I mention I'm piss-poor, they give me all their sandwiches, some flapjack. Then one goes off, buys two bottles of wine, drops a few quid putting her change back, says "You can have that when we leave love." They drink a bottle, then leave me the other when they get off at Derby.

Then a guy gets on, turns out he's really good mates with my Mechanics teacher -weird. We sit and chat and watch the Office DVD on his laptop.

Had weird conversations with Edinburgh festival directors and stuff before... got random phone-numbers off people on trains.

I must look approachable or something, I always end up chatting to grandmothers.

Chatted to Peter Beardsley (ex famous Newcastle United footballer) for a couple of hours coming back from London once, pretended I didn't know who he was. Had a great chat - nice bloke. Turns out his kids go to the school across the road from mine, he's always in the off-licence around the corner. Always chat to him, had lifts around in his car and stuff.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:51, 27th July 2003:
 
This guy I know called Sexy Dan was once given a load of crazy hallucinogens by Leon and this other guy, and then he got on a train to London. Whilst the train was going to london, he suddenly saw Leon and friend sitting opposite him, and so he starts talking to them. They have quite a nice chat, until suddenly Sexy Dan realises that Leon and friend are still back in Brighton. He concentrates really really hard, and Leon and friend disappear, to be replaced by a really really scared looking old woman. "I've got to ignore Leon and friend" thinks Dan. But then Leon and friend start cussing him bad, saying how rude it is for Dan to just ignore them. "Dan, I can't believe you're so rude." Dan just stares in a terrified manner at this equally terrified old woman.

Moral: Don't mess with drugs and trains, kids.
Posted by cal, 11:33, 29th July 2003:
 
sexy dan == arsepuppy, or not?

(you two know each other, right?)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:36, 29th July 2003:
 
nah, not me. I've only bumped into the Doc once. Twas very brief. Like 5 seconds or something.
Posted by beargod, 11:41, 29th July 2003:
 
Did you know it was him at the time?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:43, 29th July 2003:
 
Yeah, it was Jeff's 21st. He had crazy backcombed hair and stuff.
Posted by beargod, 11:46, 29th July 2003:
 
Did you slap him?

Did you see titties?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:59, 29th July 2003:
 
Titties?
Posted by beargod, 12:00, 29th July 2003:
 
yes did you see any titties?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:03, 29th July 2003:
 
where?
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 29th July 2003:
 
at Jeffs 21st
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:04, 29th July 2003:
 
Um, stupid question an everything, but why would I see titties at Jeff's 21st?
Posted by beargod, 12:06, 29th July 2003:
 
maybe cos someone might have flashed them?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:06, 29th July 2003:
 
*thud*
Posted by beargod, 12:09, 29th July 2003:
 
was that you dropping your head hard on a pair of titties?

Sorry, If you look at peeps, Yesterday I was obsessed with saying Boobies, I am dragging myself away from that with the word titties
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:12, 29th July 2003:
 
Oy....... Vey.......