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Mine works for Balfour Beatty fixing the machines that fix the railway lines

And yours?

Since my dad retired, he became a UFOlogist. What a load of shite eh?

My dad constantly pisses me off even though i haven't seen him for about 11 years.

I shall stay out of this one.

Sul, I live opposite balfour Beaty, in Tonbridge, annoyingly loud bastards they are, louder then the trains usualy

My dad pushes up daisies for a living

:(

Sorry to hear that, BG.

Mine is blowing in the wind. (cremated)

Mine is the Office and Service Director for an International Biologistics company.

well yeah mine was cremated too.

Thats alright AP, I am fine with it, seems to upset everyone I tell though for some strange reason

Mine is a systems analyst.

My Dad is a retired film maker. One of his best was Dr Uggs, a story with animated puppets doing the strangest of things.

mine's the same as rosies

You are brother and sister?

Cal: :) or :*( depending on how you look at it!

Friday: Your dad did porn??

You think?

I think it is more likely to be heroine, or maybe pot

heroine? What, like Supergran?

maybe, was she on Dr uggs too?

"likely to be heroine, or maybe pot"

Because they are very similar drugs in their effect on people, aren't they. ;)

*thud*

Sorry, I didn't catch the "dr uggs" reference at first. D'oh!

*thud*

He's a Traffic Accident Investigator. One of those blokes who takes photos of crashed cars and draws the yellow chalk marks in the road. 6 weeks later he stands up in court and says "due to the number of yellow lines, it was his fault."

As of November this year, you can add the word "Retired" to the job title.

*thud* *thud*

copywrited by arsepuppy, thank you for not letting me use it :)

meant for AP by the way.

My father is like Rosie's too, luckily he doesn't live in this country.

My father's retired, but he has another job now scheduling gymnastics (no idea how that came about). And he plays a shit load of golf

My dad is an architect. Then my current client builds the houses. And i sit in the middle getting moeny off of bth of them! :D

money and both, please slap me for being a lazy typist.

he is a sub-post office master and antiques dealer. I haven't seen in in 14 years but he called recently and we are planning to meet up at some point.

Actually, I havent said what my old man used to do.

He was a Georgraphy Teacher.

Does that involve all George the kings foggy?

I would tell you what my dad used to do, but I actually do not know

:D

'Does that involve all George the kings foggy'

What the fuck does that mean?

Read your post dude, what did your dad teach in :)

No offence intended mind

oh right...

Ha DrUggs, der, I never thought of that. Maybe his film had some strange inuendo's in it, but from what I can remember, there was an ugly looking main character and he kept a gorilla in a cage that went mental and did in the laboratory of Dr Uggs. I think the whole set caught fire at the end if I am not mistaken. Oh yes, and there was one of those beds with elecrtric attatchments, a bit like the one Frankenstein was created on.

Ha! I've created a monster!!

Sounds awesome :)

Sounds very drug endorsed :)

Drug Endorsed? What, like..

"Hi, I'm Crystal Meth, and I think this is GRATE!!"

??

"Induced", non?

hehehe

probably, but it might have been endorsed by drugs, you never know

I hear that Ketamine is a fan too. And that one's a bugger to please.

LOL :)

Mine works in the middle management of a firm that organises financial printing in the Production area.

My dad is quality control manager for GE, General Electric, ever heard of them?

Mine guns down peasants.

Mine is a systems manager, I believe this involves writing computer programs

mine's a banker. spelt with a B.

What, a capital B?

Is anyone's dad a dustman?
with a dustmans hat?

anybody's dad wear cor blimey boots?

Redmaiden: The last "systems manager" I met was the size of an inflated London cab with a strange addiction to eating chicken pie (he was very lucky - there's a poultry farm about 10 minutes drive from his workplace) and browsing through user emails. He was exactly like the Bastard Operator only he wasn't funny. Just miserable. He spent all day locked inside, basically, a broom cupboard. And he had bloody large headphones which he plugged in to one of those old Roberts radios. And he'd always address me by saying "ahh, Mr Morris" - a bit like the Gestapo, but it would be quite possible to run away. He only said that because I insulted him via instant message.

My Dad is a Headteacher, was a bog standard teacher at the school Vic and me went too, then moved to Cairo, now is in Lusaka. Get to see him twice a year if lucky. He was at my wedding, paid for some of it and gave me £1500 as a present. Little bit more info than asked for but fuck it!

Oh and my stepdad was a lecturer at the uni I went to, he is now retired.

Ironically I read that last bit as "he is now retarded"

not really but its quiet and I wanted to make a crap joke

job done

LOL!

My dad used to own his own firm (a garage), but when him and my mother got divorced he paid someone to blow it up so that he could claim he was bankrupt and not pay my mother any maintenance.

the evil fucker.

he now works for someone else, doing something equally as dodgy i expect - although that's unfair as I don't know for sure.

Its may be unfair but speculation is fun :)

where is everyone today? Its totally dead here!

I don't know, But I just don't post much at the moment cos it never seems to do anything :(

I want to move into my flat now :'(

how is your monkey rosie?

Monkeys a bit lonely at the moment. Si and I are falling out about moving coz its a bit stressfull - due to the fact that we can't really afford anywhere half decent. I turned down that posh flat today coz I know that we can't really afford it. Anyway nevermind, eh? Something will turn up. And when it does my monkey will be happy again! Hurrah!

Hurrah!

It will all be fine one day, the economy will crash and we will be able to buy a house with a couple of pounds, We should make a revolution against the government soon though.

I recon you should buy a place though, It will be alot cheaper for you and you get something out of it in the long run

I can't buy coz I'm in debt. I will be able to when I pay the bank back the money I already own them......(when I'm 47!)

Right I am here now...

So, BG, when do you move in?

Rosie, sorry to hear about yer'monkey. And have you found another place to stay?

I move in about 7 weeks or less if all goes to plan, but we do not know an exact time or anything

good, hope everything goes to plan

cheers dude, how long till you quit now?

Buying? Now is blatantly not the time to pur chase.

Wait till the housing market crashes. Or the revolution comes.

Except if the latter's the case, odds are a shotgun will be more useful than a mortgage.

1 week tomorrow is my last day! Cannot wait..

Well, buying is cheaper then renting, and This is the time in the south to buy, cos house prices have reduced now

Good on you foggy, then you get to move down to reading, I feel sorry for you already

Well I thought it was gonna drop if not atleast stablise. However we got a house for £108950. The first house we could have had on this new estate was £96950, which is now up for sale at £149500. Our style of house goes for £4000-£5000 more than the other mentioned house, so fuck knows what ours is now supposed to be worth. All in the matter of 4-5 months. Still havnt paid a mortgage repayment yet, although I guess we will soon do!

tommorris, that's not my dad coz he's a vegetarian so he doesn't eat chicken pie

Plindoe: Its supposed to be increasing still in the north

my dad is a builder.

is he a flaming gallah too?

edit: i'm turning into beargod

YAY, everyone wants to be me, I am too cool

Back in your shed!

hmm, the shed may get a little full but I am willing to try if you lot are :)