Discussion » Beer Tits

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Posted by arsepuppy, 09:54, 31st July 2003:
 
Whilst on the lash last night I noticed that I was growing beer tits. Which is strange for a skinny bastard like me. Either that or it's pecs, but I doubt it, since I never work out.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:59, 31st July 2003:
 
Man Breasts!
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:00, 31st July 2003:
 
Chaps With Baps
Posted by beargod, 10:03, 31st July 2003:
 
I have them, they are useful
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:04, 31st July 2003:
 
useful? For what?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:05, 31st July 2003:
 
I used to have small man breasts but my daily sit ups and press ups have rid me of the breasts.
Posted by beargod, 10:07, 31st July 2003:
 
Useful for attracting your friends which are boys :)

My friend usually squeezes my breasts :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:09, 31st July 2003:
 
"STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF:

'THE CRAZY BISEXUAL ADVENTURES OF BEARGOD!'"

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:09, 31st July 2003:
 
Use the uniquely male power of self-delusion to tell yourself they are powerful pecs.

(i am three pounds lighter than i was on monday. god bless you Dr Atkins.)
Posted by beargod, 10:10, 31st July 2003:
 
AP: LOL
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:11, 31st July 2003:
 
:)
Posted by friday, 10:23, 31st July 2003:
 
most unattractive - I say get rid of them and PDQ!!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:24, 31st July 2003:
 
daily sit ups and press ups..that will do the trick.
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:24, 31st July 2003:
 
Poke Da Queen???

No thanks, she's a bit old for me :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:26, 31st July 2003:
 
plus that wont rid you of man breasts..
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:26, 31st July 2003:
 
Pretend to be Dan Quayle?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:27, 31st July 2003:
 
Punch Don Qwing?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:28, 31st July 2003:
 
Play Dr Quincy?
Posted by Sul, 10:32, 31st July 2003:
 
Ping Da Gateway?

edit: errr dumbass alert
Posted by beargod, 10:33, 31st July 2003:
 
please do it quietly?
Posted by Redmaiden, 20:54, 31st July 2003:
 
I like the phrase bitch tits

PDQ in my life is the machine at work you swipe the credit cards through...