Posted by
friday, 11:45, 5th August 2003:
Fancy a hilarious challege? Then tell me what you think of this! I just got in on my yahoo email address from someone I do not know. Who can help me write a reply??!!
"Your remembrance make flowers to bloom and then smiling lips found to be shaken.
while collecting all tht scattered pelets of those flowers, feelings arose in heart, wetted
by shower of rain.Your thoughts aspring as like the new leaves come in the season of
automn
I follow ur thoughts as same as sunlight folllow the shadow in raining.You come in my
life as a life giving river flow through dessert without any shore.
look mangos get rippen but still u not come just to met me!!!!how much i hve to wait 4
u? why u test me always ? now my all anger had gone away.Now i m so cool as like the
moonlight, but to feel it, u must hve to walk lonely in a sweet nice tht full of so twinkling
stars, atleast one night with empty mind. At tht instant if u sung a song then i will become
rythme of it,if ur heart filled with feeling n find the path through eyes then i will become
tears,....dear, think to burn ,but wait for u ,as tht candle ur if!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I m searching my existance frm last few days in ur shadow, Im seeking u ..once return to
see ur friend.Whole environmentwould wait 4 u.without u breeze forget the path towards
me to flow.
miss u lot yar
pranay"
Posted by
Rosie, 11:50, 5th August 2003:
I know what to write back.........
"SHIT OFF FREAK".
that about covers it!
:)
Posted by
friday, 11:52, 5th August 2003:
FREAK, thats a good start!
Why don't you send it to nov, and then reply with whatever she replies with.
*snigger*
good idea Vic, I like your thinking.
Posted by
friday, 12:30, 5th August 2003:
I don't know her email address, maybe she will read this thread..?
How about;
my dear,
from the very first time i saw you waiting there at the station, wearing your red dress
somehow a spark crackled between the two of us.
i used to see flashes of your shape, silhouetted against large local landmarks
and the sight of them made me stop, catch my breath, and brush a single tear from my eyelashes
but these days, we are apart so much, seperated like milk in oil. perhaps a week, perhaps two lifetimes, will ebb away before our fingertips can touch once again. elusive, just out of sight, under my skin, your eyes deep pools, your dilated pupils just beyond my grasp.
one day, we shall meet again, at a crossroads at midnight. except i shall be a sparrow, and you a great magpie, and we shall not recognise eachother, and pass.
this is the nature of these sad times. keep up the hope, if only for those stolen moments in the back of a black cab one tuesday night,
touch. respect. grease.
Freitag the Mighty, Destroyer of Nations. xxx.
Well, that's what I'd write, anyway. Perhaps.
Posted by
beargod, 14:50, 6th August 2003:
thats very romantic doc
Posted by
Rosie, 14:53, 6th August 2003:
*I still reckon Shit Off Freak is better*
Posted by
beargod, 14:55, 6th August 2003:
yeah but that was still romantic of him
It's kind of about the romance of it. It's also playing young pranay back at his/her own game.
But yeah, each to their Owen.
Whoever he is.
Posted by
friday, 09:35, 7th August 2003:
Hey Doctor, that was bloody hilarious, what a wonderful imagination you have.
So, shall I send the reply? Or should we edit it together a bit more?
I'm not sure... what else do you reckon your correspondent may be looking for?
Posted by
cal, 11:41, 8th August 2003:
looking for lurve?
Don't bother. She passed away and her sausages are shite.
Linda Evangelista's dead?
Posted by
beargod, 12:42, 8th August 2003:
thats enough with the lindas, cos there are too many
thats about all i can think of to be honest.
hurrah for (Be)Linda Carlisle, i think i'll listen to her now.
circle in the sand la la la etc.
Massive hit in the middle east at the time, that one. At the time you couldn't get away from it.
ahh la luna la luna oooooooooh
Linda Snell?
Londis?
Did you send the message, Freitag?
Posted by
friday, 15:32, 11th August 2003:
I'm not sure... what else do you reckon your correspondent may be looking for?
I have a funny feeling its an Indian looking for a wife....
I have sent Dr Lucid's message as it is about as random as Pranay's email itself, lets see what happens!
This is the reply -
my dear,
from the very first time i saw you waiting there at the station, wearing your red dress
somehow a spark crackled between the two of us.
i used to see flashes of your shape, silhouetted against large local landmarks
and the sight of them made me stop, catch my breath, and brush a single tear from my eyelashes
but these days, we are apart so much, seperated like milk in oil. perhaps a week, perhaps two lifetimes, will ebb away before our fingertips can touch once again. elusive, just out of sight, under my skin, your eyes deep pools, your dilated pupils just beyond my grasp.
one day, we shall meet again, at a crossroads at midnight. except i shall be a sparrow, and you a great magpie, and we shall not recognise eachother, and pass.
this is the nature of these sad times. keep up the hope, if only for those stolen moments in the back of a black cab one tuesday night,
touch. respect. grease.
Freitag xxx
Watch this space...!!
Posted by
friday, 15:35, 11th August 2003:
Oh God, his name is Pranay Wankhede, can u believe it?
Posted by
beargod, 15:37, 11th August 2003:
I kind of think its a wind up with a name like wankhede
actually, no i can't believe it.
Posted by
friday, 15:41, 11th August 2003:
well yes, now its a wind up with a reply like the one I just sent
Posted by
chandler, 15:43, 11th August 2003:
"Linda Snell?"
an Archers fan are you Dr?
Not really.. I'm much more a Neighbours fan myself.. but it's quite hard to ignore Linda's influence on Popular Culture of the last 15 years or so...
Wicked.. I do hope the message hits the correct strings in young Pranay...
Why send it to me, you trying to say I'm good at poems and stuff? Sorry I am behind in reading, life has been a busy one for me.
Posted by
Sul, 08:00, 12th August 2003:
I think its more of the sentimental pap than the other stuff, Nov ;)
And who said americans can't spot irony?
Posted by
chandler, 10:14, 12th August 2003:
its like zincy only heavier
Posted by
arsepuppy, 10:15, 12th August 2003:
CAESIUM r0XXXX!!!1 U R ALL GAY!!!!!11
Posted by
chandler, 10:23, 12th August 2003:
!!!
Posted by
chandler, 10:25, 12th August 2003:
where is cal at the moment, anyone know? he doesnt appear to be on MSN at all. I havent seen him since i got back from hols
Posted by
arsepuppy, 10:31, 12th August 2003:
he's hiding from you ;)
which is understandable. :)
Posted by
chandler, 10:46, 12th August 2003:
hohoho
Just a small morning jest Chay ;)
Posted by
chandler, 10:49, 12th August 2003:
i love a good jest in the morning
So do i..starts the day of with a smile.
Posted by
chandler, 10:57, 12th August 2003:
i like to start the day off with a similie
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:02, 12th August 2003:
Oh do fuck off ;)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:02, 12th August 2003:
Quickly, like a gazelle.
Someone help here. I have just had a arguement about Gazelles. I say they it was the name of a pair of Adidas trainers but this tit sitting beside me says I am wrong.
Anyone want to say I am right so i can skelp this idiot?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:09, 12th August 2003:
You're right, fog-man.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:10, 12th August 2003:
Tell him he's a schmuck for saying otherwise ;)
Knew it!
He is getting skelped round the head.
Shit! Now this is turning into a contest to name old trainers.
Posted by
Sul, 11:23, 12th August 2003:
Harold Sheperdson
Posted by
Sul, 11:27, 12th August 2003:
oooooh handbags
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:28, 12th August 2003:
barbara woodhouse
Actually, I much prefer pistols.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:30, 12th August 2003:
epee?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 11:39, 12th August 2003:
oh, ok.
Posted by
friday, 06:43, 25th August 2003:
Well here we are, for your entertainment a reply from WANKHEDE!
dear,
Only n only urs thoughts came in mind then I 4get myself, thrust, hunger, sleep and such al things. After meeting , 2 dream u whole night would be insufficient to dream u. at a clean night thre I saw the game of “hide n seek “ between the moon n twinkling stars tht time I search ur face among them.as like moon shadow ur chat gve me cool feelings of satisfaction would it’s a chant of ur fair face or ur sweetest nature ,I seem both act at same time!!! U said tht u always with me then y u fear so much thts y u tolerate so while accepting the sound came frm ur heart tht u love me. keep in mind tht im urs and remains urs .after u I never gve ur place to any one its my promise to myself and not u!!!!!!!!!!! Without u my life is like a black hole which never brighten by any other.
I would learn lot things frm u n hve to learn a lot remain to learn, after u who tell tht all ?did u hve the answer of this question?
I like to think 4 u , but one thing thorns tht still I didn’t gve my snap! but u know tht result of patience is always fruitful so don’t think tht ur pranay I ugly or dwarf or unhealthy but due to some problems of my study I avoid more expense n hoping tht u easily understand me, will u?
Still I didn’t find the deficiency present in myself by which u found me in ur heart, tht characters touches ur heart .so now u hve a big responsibility to find out tht characters n develop them well so tht I would be able 4 u . u hve to become a sculpture of ur dreaming pranay .
At last I would tell u tht ur now become an integral part of my life wich gve me company in my whole life . wht ur conclusion ? affection is a non comparable in quality, quantity, caste, class, age, time. All definition come zero thts the affection , if u hve another thoughts then tell me.
Wait 4 ur sweet response
pranay
Posted by
friday, 06:45, 25th August 2003:
AND a second email with this:
the our friendship is also such tht though we 2 bodies but dwelling in a single heart
how nice if we both embrased each other in same way
tell me?
pranay
Posted by
friday, 06:49, 25th August 2003:
MMM Im beginning to wonder if Rosies answer was the best!
Oh man. Now I feel really bad for leading him on.
Pranay,
The world is a cold and dark place. Even when the sun is out, the cruelty of the world places a chill deep into my heart. And there are powers, powers greater than you and me, that tear us apart. As Andrew Marvell wrote, "Fate, with cruel hand, Two great loves, at distant poles hath placed.". There are forces at work, driving us apart. I don't know how much longer I can stand up to them.
The intensity is driving me crazy. Like a fish out of its bowl, I flounder, opening and shutting my mouth. If only I had arms and legs, we could dance the night away, but instead I flap my fish-like non-arms for all I'm worth, a clumsy parody of dance.
The ice has settled on our souls. The world will never be the same again. Chained, like an army of gimps, perhaps we shall always be apart.
Please, you cannot contact me. Authorities in this country are reading my correspondence. However, I shall remain, forever,
Freitag.
Posted by
friday, 14:19, 25th August 2003:
You are feeling bad? Im just plain embarrased, but anyway, on with the fun I see, I like your style
Posted by
Redmaiden, 18:14, 25th August 2003:
I'm taking a wild guess that pranay is foreign
Posted by
friday, 09:34, 26th August 2003:
would that be on or off planet foreign...?
Posted by
friday, 11:04, 26th August 2003:
Reply sent!
Posted by
friday, 14:09, 26th August 2003:
Just got the shock of my life on yahoo messenger which I have on for fun, talking complete crap to absolute strangers, so this is where young pranay found me -
F: hi
P: wht u do yar
F: chair skating
P: gr8 job
P: honey hows day urs
F: whats your name again?
P: oh
P: its pranay
P: u mail me
P: remembered?
F: oh
F: yes
P: wht oh
F: how is ur day
P: so dear how u 4get me?
P: cool
P: urs
F: i didnt recognise ur screen name
P: here raining
P: lol
P: so call whtever u like
P: wel ur mail is so sweet
P: how could u wrote like this
P: ?
F: like what
P: i read ur reply of my mail
P: u literaly dennied me
P: ?
P: ru
F: am i what
P: u mail me n wrote to no contact nor mail u
P: y
P: again in future
P: ?
F: yes there is a problem
P: whts the prob dear
F: it is top secret
F: My Doctor has advised me
P: wht was ur top secret
F: I cannot tell
P: wht wrong with ur health
F: I cannot tell
P: did u r not a sweet n best frien
P: ?
P: mine
F: what do u mean, it is difficult for me to speak without Doctor
P: oh
P: sorry
F: goodbye
P: wel then tell me abt ur welfere
P: ?
P: plz
P: y
F: tell u what
P: tht hows ur life
P: ?
P: which disiese u hve
P: ?
F: i cannot tell
P: ok dear
P: later we talk as u didnt hve mood to talk
P: ok
P: take care
P: bye
F: goodbye
Is this when we use the term *THUD* ?
Is this a polite way to say "SHIT OFF FREAK"
Posted by
beargod, 14:23, 26th August 2003:
That person seems to have worse beargoditis then anyone else I have seen, does he know there are vowels in most words?
Posted by
friday, 14:26, 26th August 2003:
LOL