Discussion » Lindoe's Diet!

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Posted by plindoe, 12:44, 6th August 2003:
 
I am going to create a new diet program. I will update you all wit the outcome of my findings.
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:25, 6th August 2003:
 
ooh nice one, publish a book and you will make millions!

Redmaiden's Tips:

First of all make up a wacky eating plan, publish a book publicise it on daytime TV like "This Morning", bring out an excericise video with some D-list celebrity prancing around in tight lycra, then bring out a recipe book and calorie counter

Sit back and laugh at everyone when they get fat again
Posted by beargod, 21:29, 6th August 2003:
 
I just sit back and laugh at everyone anyway, you should try it, it helps, alot
Posted by Redmaiden, 22:10, 6th August 2003:
 
I sit and laugh and get fat
Posted by mjt7420, 06:06, 7th August 2003:
 
If you laugh hard enough you'll burn calories... I just don't think you're laughing hard enough Red
Posted by plindoe, 11:27, 7th August 2003:
 
I would like to use Mr Vic and myself as test subjects, and anyone else who cares to lose weight!

(or probably be very ill as I havnt come up with the basis for my diet yet, and the fact that it will undoubtably fuck you right up1)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:29, 7th August 2003:
 
Your not using me as a guinea pig, i've got enough problems already.
Posted by beargod, 11:29, 7th August 2003:
 
I need to loose weight, just tell me what to do
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:31, 7th August 2003:
 
lose. not loose.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:32, 7th August 2003:
 
everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted by beargod, 11:35, 7th August 2003:
 
How do you know I don't need loose weight vic?
Posted by Rosie, 11:40, 7th August 2003:
 
we should all do that camera thing sul suggested of before plindoes diet - then again after the diet.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:43, 7th August 2003:
 
I assumed you didn't seeing as its a nonsensical statement.

I actually remember sul had a camera on him on sunday, wonder if he managed not to lose it.
Posted by Sul, 11:45, 7th August 2003:
 
I left it with Cal

sorry Nov, I was going to send it to you but Cal was there.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:52, 7th August 2003:
 
horse shit rocks
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:53, 7th August 2003:
 
horse shit?
Posted by friday, 11:57, 7th August 2003:
 
shovelling horse shit burns up calories