Posted by
Sul, 08:49, 8th August 2003:
Ok. I probably tell you lot my weird dreams too much but this one takes the biscuit.
I start off being chased down a road in Gravesend by a bloke in a pink car trying to run me over. I manage to evade him by running down an alley where I ended up at a competition. The competition was to build massive structures out of plastic tumblers (the cup things). If you won, the prize was to get your car shrinked to a strange go-cart size. I got bored of the competition and headed off. When I reached burger king there was a load of commotion as velociraptors were killing everyone. Luckily a girl approached me (an yank ex barmaid from the Charles Dickens no less) and informed me that she was a shape shifting velociraptor and would only kill me after she slept with me as to make it fair. After a few attempts to escape and evade her I decided to give in to the inevitable. So a few friends and me went out with our shape shifting velociraptors for a few beers and a curry. Then the velociraptor girl and I went back to mine, done the business then she changed into a dinosaur, killed me and I woke up.
It’d make a great film – The night of the shape shifting dinosaur nymphos and the small cars.
Posted by
beargod, 09:25, 8th August 2003:
indeed, did you eat cheese before hand?
Or was the computer left on to defrag?
Posted by
Sul, 09:37, 8th August 2003:
Actually I think it was the fact that I fucked up another keyboard the other night by spilling beer on it and didnt pick up another one (aka steal one from work) yesterday. This means that I didnt get my fix of original hardcore pornography last night.
Posted by
beargod, 09:39, 8th August 2003:
that is bad, real bad. Thats why the velociraptors were female then
Posted by
Sul, 09:41, 8th August 2003:
Nah not all of them. My female mates had quite good looking bloke ones.