Discussion » Dead Pets - What To Do With Them?

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Posted by Sul, 15:31, 11th August 2003:
 
This should spark a bit of a debate. Is eating your deceased pet wrong?

I find it amusing in a morbid sort of way.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:33, 11th August 2003:
 
Eat the heart of your dead dog, and gain its courage!
Posted by Sul, 15:35, 11th August 2003:
 
just pointing out that the bloke didnt really do it for the more gullable readers
Posted by beargod, 15:35, 11th August 2003:
 
how do you people find things like this?

Its a good idea, but don't they have deseases and such things on them when they die naturally? Its also a case of could you eat something that you may have loved for a while
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:35, 11th August 2003:
 
Actually that is one of the funniest pages i have read in a while.
Posted by Sul, 15:42, 11th August 2003:
 
I suppose eating meat that isnt quality controlled is a bit dodgy but then telling people you ate your pet rabbit is hilarious.
Posted by friday, 15:44, 11th August 2003:
 
Sul, I once found my pet rabbits in the freezer, it was gross
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:44, 11th August 2003:
 
Its also a case of could you eat something that you may have loved for a while




"EATING IS NOT CHEATING!"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 11th August 2003:
 
He is VERY red.
Posted by beargod, 15:48, 11th August 2003:
 
very very red
Posted by beargod, 15:49, 11th August 2003:
 
ap you started picking up on everything I have said now?
Posted by chandler, 15:49, 11th August 2003:
 
hahahhaahaha

"You are just one sick fucker.
You need to die and have your pets eat you. How the fuck would you feel then?!
You are just not human.
Not only to EAT a pet but to have the nurve to take photos of it like your proud?!
You should be stripped of all ownership of your pets. They aren't safe with someone like you!"

hahahahahahahaahhahhahahhahahhaahhaahahahahhahahaah
sigh
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:50, 11th August 2003:
 
BG: Not really, I just saw it as a chance to sneak in the Arnie/cunnilingus gag.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:52, 11th August 2003:
 
Oh, was that a cunnilingus gag?
Posted by chandler, 15:52, 11th August 2003:
 
doesnt make me gag
Posted by chandler, 15:53, 11th August 2003:
 
boom boom
sigh
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:54, 11th August 2003:
 
wey hey!

I am glad you are back Chay, this comedy level just cant be reached with out you.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:55, 11th August 2003:
 
Arnie story here:

www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=5619
Posted by chandler, 15:55, 11th August 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 15:56, 11th August 2003:
 
I don't get the gag, I must have missed something
Posted by chandler, 15:56, 11th August 2003:
 
cheers foghorn, if only you ment it :D
Posted by beargod, 15:57, 11th August 2003:
 
oh ok then
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:00, 11th August 2003:
 
ment?
Posted by Sul, 16:00, 11th August 2003:
 
Apparently he believes that if there's no penetration then there's nothing wrong with it.
Posted by beargod, 16:02, 11th August 2003:
 
Yep got it now sul with the previous link

I also had to look up cunnilingus
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:02, 11th August 2003:
 
'I didnt have sexual relations with this woman' !!!

Oh right..licking her snatch isnt sexual relations then? Fanny!
Posted by chandler, 16:03, 11th August 2003:
 
ap, i always write "ment", i think "meant" is too greedy on vowels
Posted by beargod, 16:06, 11th August 2003:
 
plus he likes to make a statement
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:08, 11th August 2003:
 
Who does?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:09, 11th August 2003:
 
The bank manager.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:10, 11th August 2003:
 
Bastards!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:10, 11th August 2003:
 
Oh, and that was a poor attempt at a joke AP.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:13, 11th August 2003:
 
:(
Posted by beargod, 16:13, 11th August 2003:
 
my attempt was poorer foggy
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:14, 11th August 2003:
 
yes, yes it was but you did manage to spell everything correctly so I didnt say anything.
Posted by beargod, 16:35, 11th August 2003:
 
cheers dude (: