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Posted by chandler, 11:08, 13th August 2003:
 
Members online in the last 60 minutes:

chay (you)
arsepuppy
beargod
Rosie
eatmypiano
Foghorn Leghorn
Victor Menendez
friday
Miki

and no posts in all that time.

are people working or something? :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:11, 13th August 2003:
 
Doing handovers since my last day is tomorrow :)
Posted by chandler, 11:11, 13th August 2003:
 
handovers? is that like a handjob?
Posted by chandler, 11:12, 13th August 2003:
 
looking forward to your last day?
i finish here on the 29th :) I'm looking forward to it
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:12, 13th August 2003:
 
Oh yeah..this office is full of people giving hand jobs and flicking the bean.
Posted by chandler, 11:14, 13th August 2003:
 
where do you work? :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:14, 13th August 2003:
 
i cannot wait, just want to get to Reading and find a job..start earning money so i can drink lots.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:15, 13th August 2003:
 
I work for Thus Plc.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:19, 13th August 2003:
 
Are they related to Therefore Ltd.???
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:20, 13th August 2003:
 
or Ergo Inc.?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:21, 13th August 2003:
 
Um Chay..... We've been posting in the "Micheal Jackson" thread (intros, turn them on to see)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:21, 13th August 2003:
 
All the jokes are old now AP..therefor, hence etc
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:22, 13th August 2003:
 
sorry :(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:23, 13th August 2003:
 
no probs mate.
Posted by friday, 11:24, 13th August 2003:
 
Im here, surfing around, catching up and reading posts...
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:24, 13th August 2003:
 
Woo. I finish my job on a week Friday.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:24, 13th August 2003:
 
ooh, spooky!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:27, 13th August 2003:
 
You back to Uni then AP?
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:27, 13th August 2003:
 
yeah.
Posted by chandler, 11:28, 13th August 2003:
 
ap oh did cal add the turning intros on and off whilst i was away? i didnt even know we could do that!
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:28, 13th August 2003:
 
or I will be in October.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:28, 13th August 2003:
 
Chay: yep. You have to choose to turn them on yourself :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:29, 13th August 2003:
 
In your settings, etc.
Posted by chandler, 11:30, 13th August 2003:
 
yeah got it. dont know why i bothered theres nothing interesting in the jacko thread!
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:30, 13th August 2003:
 
for shame! there's some choice libel in there!
Posted by chandler, 11:31, 13th August 2003:
 
ah, true enough. :)
Posted by friday, 11:38, 13th August 2003:
 
The MJ thread sounds like someone just found the internet and thinks that everyone on it loves Michael Jackson, (note spelling)
Posted by beargod, 11:40, 13th August 2003:
 
He does seem more interested in the fact that michael jackson does not fuck kiddies
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:40, 13th August 2003:
 
...or don't love him, as the case may be.
Posted by Rosie, 12:09, 13th August 2003:
 
Hello ppl.

Its dead at work and I feel in a boring mood - thats why I'm not posting. I am still lurking about and spying on everyone though!

:)
Posted by beargod, 12:17, 13th August 2003:
 
Do you see me waving then rosie?
Posted by chandler, 12:20, 13th August 2003:
 
hey Rosie! :D I can't believe you could ever be boring :)
How's life in Rosieville?
Posted by chandler, 12:20, 13th August 2003:
 
Monkey seeing plenty of action?
I only ask out of politeness
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:44, 13th August 2003:
 
perv.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:50, 13th August 2003:
 
ert
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:52, 13th August 2003:
 
hey Rosie! :D I can't believe you could ever be boring :)
How's life in Rosieville?


Crawling perv.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:53, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL...sleazy i think but also rather funny. :)
Posted by chandler, 12:56, 13th August 2003:
 
:P
Posted by chandler, 12:59, 13th August 2003:
 
i wasnt Crawling

I prefer BreastStroke to Crawl

boom boom
Posted by chandler, 12:59, 13th August 2003:
 
Or Doggy Paddle
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:06, 13th August 2003:
 
You don't have to convince us of your heterosexuality, we believe you, tsk.


:)
Posted by Rosie, 13:34, 13th August 2003:
 
I'm ok. Apart from being bored out of my brains!

It appears no one wants to buy headsets when the weather is hot. Bloody bastards - no bonus for me this quarter!
Posted by Rosie, 13:37, 13th August 2003:
 
HAHAHA! I just had to edit the post above - coz i typed "bored out of my brians!"

hahahahaahah!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:37, 13th August 2003:
 
I'd quite like head(sets)
Posted by chandler, 13:38, 13th August 2003:
 
oh dear
Posted by chandler, 13:38, 13th August 2003:
 
hahaha, how are your brians btw?
Posted by friday, 13:38, 13th August 2003:
 
Hi Rosie,you have a pet monkey?
Posted by Rosie, 13:39, 13th August 2003:
 
Ha!

I like selling head(sets). Thats how I pay my rent.
Posted by Rosie, 13:39, 13th August 2003:
 
No friday - I don't have a pet monkey! Thats what ppl call my twat!
Posted by friday, 13:41, 13th August 2003:
 
ok, now I know!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:42, 13th August 2003:
 
I don't have a pet monkey! Thats what ppl call my twat!


This is the funniest thing I've read in ages! Nice one Rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 13:44, 13th August 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 13:46, 13th August 2003:
 
see i told you she wasnt boring :D
Posted by friday, 13:47, 13th August 2003:
 
I cant think why ppl would call a twat a monkey, can anyone enlighten me?
Posted by chandler, 13:48, 13th August 2003:
 
her bfriend called it that as a euphamism. and she told us and it caught on.

its from "her monkey has a nosebleed" which i hope you can guess what that is a euphamism for :D
Posted by friday, 13:54, 13th August 2003:
 
oh, ok, just a name then, personally I would prefer "twinkle"
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:55, 13th August 2003:
 
I like "mimsy"
Posted by Rosie, 13:55, 13th August 2003:
 
"Twinkle" is a much nicer name for it.
Posted by friday, 13:57, 13th August 2003:
 
Thanks Rosie!
Posted by Rosie, 13:57, 13th August 2003:
 
"Vag" is another one that the b/f is using quite regularly at the moment. I hate that word. Its nearly as bad as Portion. YUK.
Posted by chandler, 13:58, 13th August 2003:
 
Vag has to be my least favourite term
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:59, 13th August 2003:
 
It should only be used in a tobacco-buying capacity..

"Pouch of Golden Vag, please?" etc.
Posted by chandler, 14:02, 13th August 2003:
 
and not too closely associated with the word "Discharge"
Posted by Rosie, 14:02, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL!

How about Flange? That word makes me shiver. Terry Wogan said that word yesterday on his stupid morning show, and when he said it I nearly puked.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
I've never liked "snatch" or "growler"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
Flower, thats my favourite.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
growler?
Posted by Rosie, 14:05, 13th August 2003:
 
Snatch is ok. Minge is a pretty revolting word.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:06, 13th August 2003:
 
Up here Minge is another word for the bush.
Posted by friday, 14:06, 13th August 2003:
 
Vag though sounds like bag, its worse when spelt vadge, err
Posted by friday, 14:08, 13th August 2003:
 
flower is nice, foggy, very thoughtful
Posted by chandler, 14:10, 13th August 2003:
 
i think you would pronounce Vag as "vadge", not like "Bag" anyway.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:10, 13th August 2003:
 
Thanks.
Posted by friday, 14:13, 13th August 2003:
 
twinkle twinkle little star

who can add the next line?
Posted by Rosie, 14:13, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL!

The phrase: Drinking from the furry cup, makes me laugh.

:D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:15, 13th August 2003:
 
Giving mouth-to-mouth to the hairy clam.
Posted by Rosie, 14:19, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by Redmaiden, 18:40, 13th August 2003:
 
I like pussy and cunt (the words not having lesbian interaction with)
Posted by chandler, 19:12, 13th August 2003:
 
thank fuck
Posted by cal, 11:59, 15th August 2003:
 
yes - can you imagine if your girlfriend was bi-sexual. that would be SOOOOO awful.

:/
Posted by chandler, 12:01, 15th August 2003:
 
um yeah cal, so instead of just worrying she will go off with another bloke you start to worry she'll go off with another girl or a bloke.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:03, 15th August 2003:
 
Good point that. Now Reddy is with you Chay, does that mean she'll let me have Liz from Blue Peter??

My g/f said I'd be allowed to partake in a "Konnie and Liz off Blue Peter sandwich" should the opportunity arise.
Posted by beargod, 12:05, 15th August 2003:
 
Which one is liz and is that a thread that I want to read?
Posted by chandler, 12:05, 15th August 2003:
 
Yeah ap emma just wants me now i hope, sniff

so Liz is all yours.
Posted by chandler, 12:07, 15th August 2003:
 
see actually stuff like this far from being a turn on, just gets me upset:

"Redmaiden: ooh god I fancy Kelly Osbourne and I said Liz off Blue Peter on another thread so she's mine hands off"

:'(

kinda makes you worry that she's only with you till the right woman comes along.
Posted by beargod, 12:10, 15th August 2003:
 
I bet you found it a turn on back then though chay :)
Posted by chandler, 12:12, 15th August 2003:
 
no actually
Posted by beargod, 12:18, 15th August 2003:
 
there is something wrong with him
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 15th August 2003:
 
see if i was feeling positive then i could say "well she could have chosen ANYONE in the world (not just half the world) and she's chosen me."

but then if i was feeling negative i could think "well she could run off with ANYONE and maybe she likes girls more than guys, so if she finds a girl she likes she will be off"

:/
Posted by chandler, 12:19, 15th August 2003:
 
my worst fear is ending up as Ross "My Wife is a Lesbian" Gellar
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:21, 15th August 2003:
 
gayer.
Posted by chandler, 12:22, 15th August 2003:
 
fuck off
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:22, 15th August 2003:
 
Kelly Osbourne???? Oy Vey.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:23, 15th August 2003:
 
It'd be a nightmare to be anyone off "Friends" IMHO.
Posted by beargod, 12:28, 15th August 2003:
 
Mr. Chay anyone could be in that situation, but emma has decided that she don't want Girlies anymore just you, more fool you though cos then you don't get to see lesbian action, and get two women :)
Posted by chandler, 12:28, 15th August 2003:
 
vicky. sorry for telling you to fuck off.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:37, 15th August 2003:
 
no problem sweetcheeks ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:42, 15th August 2003:
 
gayer




;)
Posted by Rosie, 12:54, 15th August 2003:
 
Poofs

:)
Posted by beargod, 12:57, 15th August 2003:
 
pouf?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:59, 15th August 2003:
 
Is that a French gayer, BG?
Posted by beargod, 12:59, 15th August 2003:
 
probably, they keep saying that don't they? :)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:08, 15th August 2003:
 
What about Joey? It'd be cool to be Joey.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:09, 15th August 2003:
 
yeah the knicks rule!
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:05, 15th August 2003:
 
Erm I don't want to run off with anyone, I just don't see gender as a barrier

oh and I don't fancy Liz off BP anymore, just 1 man for me
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:07, 15th August 2003:
 
that's chay by the way
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:55, 16th August 2003:
 
so not me.... :(




;)