Discussion » New Strapline Campaign

This is a read-only copy. The forum ran on iamcal.com from 2000 until its database was lost in 2016, and this topic was rebuilt from copies saved by the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. Some replies may be missing, and its dates are approximate.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:42, 13th August 2003:
 
lets find cal a new strapline, i vote for:

250 quid? bargain!
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:43, 13th August 2003:
 
"Don't worry, it's just a commercial! I'm really a good driver!"
Posted by chandler, 13:47, 13th August 2003:
 
hahahhaaa
Posted by Miki, 13:48, 13th August 2003:
 
Rosie, 13:39 13 August 2003 :
I don't have a pet monkey! Thats what ppl call my twat!
Posted by chandler, 13:49, 13th August 2003:
 
yup thats the one
Posted by chandler, 13:49, 13th August 2003:
 
though the word "twat" would set peoples filters off at work i think
Posted by Rosie, 13:51, 13th August 2003:
 
Is twat a swear word then?
Posted by chandler, 13:52, 13th August 2003:
 
um, apparently, isnt it?
Posted by Miki, 13:53, 13th August 2003:
 
really ? Thank god for working at a place without filters.
lol they sell Playboy in the lobby.
Posted by Rosie, 13:54, 13th August 2003:
 
Don't know!

Doesn't it really mean pregnant goldfish or camel or something?
Posted by Rosie, 13:54, 13th August 2003:
 
Miki: Playboy?
Posted by chandler, 13:55, 13th August 2003:
 
technically yes
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:58, 13th August 2003:
 
Playboy's *extremely* tame by normal skin-mag standards though.
Posted by chandler, 13:59, 13th August 2003:
 
i was going to ask how graphic it was, i've never seen it
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:02, 13th August 2003:
 
*cough* Bullshit *cough*
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:02, 13th August 2003:
 
Heavily and badly airbrushed pictures. You are lucky to see some muff (When you do, they add more hair as to cover the flaps). Also, it's mainly "general interest" articles.
Posted by chandler, 14:02, 13th August 2003:
 
fl: no. really its not.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:03, 13th August 2003:
 
I suspect Foggy's right.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:03, 13th August 2003:
 
You'd like it Chay. It's about as offensive as a tofu lunch.
Posted by Rosie, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
"You are lucky to see some muff"


HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
Thats pretty fucking offensive.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:04, 13th August 2003:
 
(the tofu that is)
Posted by Rosie, 14:05, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by chandler, 14:06, 13th August 2003:
 
tofu is rank
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:06, 13th August 2003:
 
Chay, it is very boring...dont buy it.
Posted by Miki, 14:07, 13th August 2003:
 
Still I thought it was funny in the lobby of our huge brand new Dutch headoffice :)
Posted by chandler, 14:08, 13th August 2003:
 
miki: it is funny. but then its Holland so I would have expected donkey porn on every desk and compulsorary brothel visits every week.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:08, 13th August 2003:
 
What company Miki, and i agree, its rather strange. Do people sit and 'read' it at their desks? (or take it to the toilets?)
Posted by Rosie, 14:09, 13th August 2003:
 
URGGHH!

thats nasty! people having a Thomas over the magazines in reception?! Is that normal from where you come from Miki??!!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:11, 13th August 2003:
 
Thomas??
Posted by chandler, 14:11, 13th August 2003:
 
not over the magazines, over each other. its a formal Dutch greeting, like shaking hands, only stickier
Posted by chandler, 14:11, 13th August 2003:
 
(Thomas the Tank - Wank)
Posted by Miki, 14:12, 13th August 2003:
 
foggie it's Cap Gemini Ernst & Young (multinational IT company, also in UK)
and I've no idea what people do with them I just see them on sale and think where's Playgirl ?
Posted by Rosie, 14:12, 13th August 2003:
 
Thomas the Tank = W*nk.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:12, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL..I hope not, my mate stays in Amsterdam and he wants me to go over and see him. Not fuckin now!
Posted by Miki, 14:14, 13th August 2003:
 
awww you said you would and meet me for coffee !
Posted by chandler, 14:15, 13th August 2003:
 
foggie, meet for coffee fine, just dont ask the waitress to add any "cream" to it
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:15, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL..Im joking Miki, I will defo meet up when i come over.
Posted by Miki, 14:16, 13th August 2003:
 
Im going to London this friday YAAY :D
Posted by beargod, 14:18, 13th August 2003:
 
I have never bought Porn before, I always found computer mags more interesting so I have never seen playboy before either
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:20, 13th August 2003:
 
I have never bought Porn before



CHINNY CHIN!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:20, 13th August 2003:
 
LMAO
Posted by Rosie, 14:21, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL!!

:D
Posted by beargod, 14:22, 13th August 2003:
 
I'm sorry but I have not, I downloaded it instead, never once have I bought it
Posted by chandler, 14:22, 13th August 2003:
 
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:22, 13th August 2003:
 
neither have I
Posted by friday, 14:27, 13th August 2003:
 
I think the new line should be:

I'm sorry but I have not, I downloaded it instead, never once have I bought it
Posted by cal, 14:38, 13th August 2003:
 
heh

so miki - in london on friday?
Posted by chandler, 14:39, 13th August 2003:
 
yeah but too damned busy to see you :D
heehee

I think there might be another iamcal couple looking forward to the weekend as much as me and emma O:)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:40, 13th August 2003:
 
Me and Grim??
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:41, 13th August 2003:
 
O:) Is that a cock above your eyes there Chay?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:41, 13th August 2003:
 
:)
Posted by beargod, 14:42, 13th August 2003:
 
I am seeing miki on Sunday :P
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:42, 13th August 2003:
 
Me Me Me
Posted by chandler, 14:42, 13th August 2003:
 
ap: yeah :) did you buy him this: www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/g... as a present and then kiss and make up?
Posted by Miki, 14:45, 13th August 2003:
 
I'm going to meet Gobbo for the first time on friday ....

Flying on friday evening, staying in posh hotel in London, going to visit/meet Beargod on sunday afternoon, flying back on sunday evening.

mood swinging from 'aarrgg nervous' to 'woooooo exciting' about every 5 min :S
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:46, 13th August 2003:
 
That sounds fun Miki...i am sure everything will be great.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:47, 13th August 2003:
 
Where are you meeting?

Not that I'm planning to sabotage it or anything.....hehehe
Posted by Miki, 14:48, 13th August 2003:
 
or www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/g...


FL: thanks :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:48, 13th August 2003:
 
Thomas wasn't a tank, he was a tank engine (although Thomas the Tank would be a kick-ass cartoon)
Posted by friday, 14:48, 13th August 2003:
 
1.miki wont be in london ON me
2.miki wont be meeting gobbo whilst ON me
Posted by Miki, 14:49, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL @ AP finally a little teasing !
meeting at Gatwick airport :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:49, 13th August 2003:
 
Chay: I thought that, but instead, I bummed him. He's quite the submissive type ;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:50, 13th August 2003:
 
LOL@Friday
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:55, 13th August 2003:
 
*covers facial hair with hand*

*puts on high voice*

"Half single to hell please!"
Posted by friday, 14:55, 13th August 2003:
 
thanks foggy, just had to make the FACTS clear
Posted by chandler, 14:59, 13th August 2003:
 
ap! lol
Posted by gobbo, 18:02, 13th August 2003:
 
Just thought id throw my penny worth in:

On the subject of porn I download it like beargod but i have seen more porn mags than i care to admit too....

On the subject of Miki, god damn im excited and nervous!

On Beargod, get your work done before Sunday!!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:10, 13th August 2003:
 
Ha ha, you download porn! You twisted sicko!
Posted by chandler, 19:14, 13th August 2003:
 
yeah but ap, you download it and then stick your head on the bloke and grim...'s head on the woman/donkey.

thats a bit wrong

;)
Posted by Sul, 08:24, 14th August 2003:
 
I'm happy to admit buying jazz mags. Playboy is cack as are most British mags. Club Seventeen is pretty good. Triple X does some nice high class type stuff.

I used to have a pretty fucking big collection* but then the porno flag happened and I threw alot out.

*or big fucking collection
Posted by Sul, 08:25, 14th August 2003:
 
Oh and Ive payed for DVDs VCDs (including the happy dwarf) and Internet site memberships.
Posted by Sul, 08:25, 14th August 2003:
 
Im kinda seeing where I get the iamcal vice lord title from now
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:57, 14th August 2003:
 
KEEP IT NEAL!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:00, 14th August 2003:
 
yeah, KEEP IT NEAL!
Posted by arsepuppy, 09:01, 14th August 2003:
 
new strapline, maybe?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:01, 14th August 2003:
 
but I am making this all up in my head so don't beleive me
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:02, 14th August 2003:
 
haha!
Posted by Sul, 13:03, 14th August 2003:
 
:D
Posted by beargod, 14:41, 14th August 2003:
 
that was me wasn't it :)
Posted by cal, 11:32, 15th August 2003:
 
we have a new strapline
Posted by beargod, 11:36, 15th August 2003:
 
YAY Me :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:37, 15th August 2003:
 
wow, a genuine beargod strapline, complete with spelling mistakes.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:01, 15th August 2003:
 
oh cool!
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 28th November 2007:
 
I need to get something, my g/f bought me some for my birthday, but the camera is all crap, when they get to the good bit, the cameraman makes it so we can only see one of the girls backs, and I think he sits there and tosses off, what a sham
Posted by Miki, 29th November 2007:
 
awwww nostalgia

so cal can we have straplines again?