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and did they make them sit through the whole film?

yes, they threatened them with crossbows

seems fair. everybody knows that Tigger is the only one worth watching anyway.

I wish they had made that f*ck up last week when I had to sit through f*cking Spy Kids 3!

was that Tigger Does Texas (rated R) ?

Spy Kids THREE O_o there's a third one? omg! agggghhhhhhhh

mind you i liked the outfits that the bad guy wore in the first one :D nice jacket and waistcoat

what a blunder

In Spy Kids 3 you had to wear these pony 3D glasses - they are well nice and don't make you look like an arse at all.....

The kids wouldn't keep the damn things on, so i had to fix them on to their faces really tight.

pony 3D?

Why not just let them not wear them? After all they havent been conclusivley prooved not to cause you permanent damage to your eyes blah blah blah

I meant the glasses were shite.

Sul - I spent 6 quid on the bloody tickets. They were gonna wear those glasses even if they were digging in at the top of their little noses.

oh i thought it was
3D for Ponies.
like Windows for Dummies.

"in at the top of their little noses"

AWWWWWWWWWW! :D cute! :D

*TWEENESS METER EXPLODES*

she said it not me. but wow that's superfuckingcute! :D

So Chay, in your world, does "little" equate to "cute"?? Does this mean I can endear myself to the ladies by saying I have a "cute" cock?

YOU ARE MALE. YOU SHOULD HAVE NO CONCEPT OF "CUTENESS". :)

nope.
but awww little kids with 3D glasses on their little noses or "Nosies" if you will, is quite a cute image. :P

It's a shame it wasnt a eally hardcore porn film or something, that would of been funny.

i have to have cuteness to fill the space where the beer, pornmags and sport should be.

why?

Chay: :D
Everyone Else Who Is Taking The Piss: :P

else there is a void which is best a voided

I'm possibly the least blokey person ever. As Vic, Sul and Cal probably found out when I met 'em. However, I tend to leave "cute" to the ladies and the gayers.

Rosie: I ain't taking the piss..

(unless your name is Chay)

;)

well fine, but why should you make me feel im not a "real" bloke just cos i like cute things? Why assume that "cute" is for ladies and "gayers" as you so lovingly put it?

"gayers" is a PB-coined term, btw. Not derogatory.

And.... meow.......

AP: Its cos he is in love and excited about seeing her

Is this 'Get Chay Day'?? Have i missed something?

yeah, you gayer.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

*only joking! - ♥*

FL: Nah, it's just that tweeness gets on my tits ;)

Gayer!? Thats quite amusing!

Did Vic just call me a gayer? LOL

i know you are messing about ap but ive always been fed up at being got at by people just cos i don't do blokey things, or the fact i like art or musicals or cute things, people making comments cos i dont like football or drinking or porn or cars, though i guess you feel the same way about most of those. so just leave me alone with my cuteness

not you fogster, that gayer over there ^

Chay - you are so .......... cute!

Bless You!

X

I read that drinking porn or cars, it got confusing at that point

and don't say something like "well stop going on about cute things on here" cos i read things about "saturdays footie" or "how much we drank at the pub" virtually every day (not from you i hasten to add.)

Oh right, still not very nice calling AP a gayer :)

To be honest though, I probably share the most common interests with you than anyone else on here. It's just the forced cute bollocks makes me want to drink domestos. You gayer ;)

and beargod they can drink porn or drink cars if they like, i dont mind, as long as i can drink cute things.

or something

"or the fact i like art or musicals or cute things"

Just like all my gay friends ;)

not ap fogster, that gayer up there ^^^

"the forced cute bollocks"

do you mean it sounds forced like i'm putting it on and dont mean it? or forced cos you have to read it and it offends your eyes. or both?

Right. Help me out here. Who is the Gayer?

I know Vic, just trying to wind up the gayer AP.

Hoi!! I like art and I aint no gayer.

and I like football but I aint no muff-muncher.

Shame :)

rosie im the gayer. apparently.

That HAS to be the new Strapline!! Another classic from Rosie.

Foggy's the biggest gayer here!

Damn right!

Thats me...gay gay gay gay gay.

gay as a window?

gay as a gay window

where on earth did the phrase gay as a window come from was it Blackadder or something?

careful mate, its like the candyman, if you say it out loud enough times you start to like art, musicals and cute things.

I just found this nice list :)

CARRY ON CAMPING

A list of homosexual similes:

as gay as cheese
as gay as the day is long
as gay as an arrow
as gay as Popeye
as gay as a pair of white shorts
as gay as a pink hairnet
as gay as peacocks
as gay as a daisy
as gay as pink ink
as gay as a goose
as gay as a house
as gay as crepe paper
as gay as a window
as gay as a seal
as gay as a little dog
as gay as a daffodil
as gay as a Care Bear
as gay as birthday cakes
as gay as the Queen of Scots
as gay as a taffeta chandelier
as gay as a lame pigeon (Spain)
as gay as a red squirrel
as camp as knickers
as camp as a row of tents
as camp as a two bob clock
as camp as Christmas (or a Christmas stocking / Number One / Island)
as camp as Kylie
as camp as Dale Winton at a Village People convention
as camp as a drag queen's wardrobe
as camp as tits
as camp as the Liberty Bell
as camp as a scouting jamboree on Daniel O'Donnell's front lawn
as camp as Butlin's
as camp as solid gold bath taps
as camp as brunch
as camp as a tent factory
as camp as tinned ham
as camp as a pair of tights
as camp as a row of mauve Vespas
as camp as a cake-stand
as camp as a fondant fancy
as camp as bottle of coffee and chicory essence
as camp as a vicar's bicycle
as camp as a case of Babycham

Oh ho, if anyone hears me describing anything as 'cute' then they have my permission to whack me round the head with a big stick.

as gay as seal

oh, apart from Vic as he has been trained by the military and would probably kill me.

as gay as chay - someone had to do it, sorry mate ;)

as gay as Sul :)

knew that was coming

As gay as foggie - The poof who cant take his stella ;)

don't worry foggy, i'll go left-handed.

I find some women cute, like rosie, except she speak uncute stuff, which kind of stops her being cute, but she looks cute

LOL..

I cant handle my Stella? Who was it that got so pissed last week he couldnt remember how he got home? Lost his gay purple book, lost his phone etc etc

I think i shall rest my case just there ^

LOL..thanks Vic.

"except she speak uncute stuff, which kind of stops her being cute"

BG: :*(

i guess saying at this point that i want to take Emma to see Piglet's Big Adventure isnt the best move.

But can i redeem myself by saying i want to take Emma after Piglet's Big Adventure too?

FL: Didnt have a fight though ;)

good, well done. :D

Fuck off Chay you big gayer.

LOL@AP

LOL - ok I'm more of a gayer than foggie. I dont follow footie or any other sport and I had a gay purple book

sul is a gayer! sul is a gayer!

Up the bum - no harm done!

Does this mean Ive been outed?

*dances a gay jig*

LOL!

:D

Sorry Rosie but talking about your monkey being saw, does make it uncute

Does it? Ohh shit.....

:(

sore

if her monkey was a saw then her bf would be in trouble

Hee Hee - My b/f would be in deep shite if my monkey was saw! LOL!!

:D

Did someone spike my coffee with Ronseal??

is it doing exactly what it says on the tin?

Dunno, I'm suffering from temporary blindness so I can't read.

Thats not ronseal mate, that masterbation. :)

temporary? How do you know is only temporary?

no wonder my shed looks so slimey

Because if Neighbours has taught me anything, it's that nobody is blind for more than 4 days.

Neighbours taught me that every Oz chick has great tits.

thats not true, look at PJ (or Duncan)

lol :)

ah, i guess David Blunkett has never Seen neighbours - someone should tell him.

Did he star in the film with McLean?

Is David Blunkett blind?

no but it was the only way they'd let him bring his dog into work

Thats what I thought. The eye thing is just to make him look mental.

So far today we have taken the mickey out of people in wheelchairs and now we are ripping the shit out of blind people.

no we arent!

whos nxt?











Midgets/Dwarfs?

did you write Midgets/Dwarfs lower down so they could read it?

LOL!!
Hee hee hee!

Lets talk about small people driving big cars...That does my fuckin nut in! Buy a feckin Fiesta you stupid woman!

I would hate to be short with a fat head.

I'm very lucky that I don't have anything wrong with me and I am very thankful.



*just in case God is listening and makes me wake up tomorrow with stumpy legs and a huge chin*

"I would hate to be short with a fat head"

you are

:D

and wow, quick work on the chin and the legs God! :D

:P

love ya really Rosie :)

Does anyone here carry a hankie with them?

nope, my dad does, i did for a while.
i just wipe on my sleeve ;)
but there arent any sleeves in the summer so my arm is getting a bit slimey and crusty, it gets caught up in the arm hair you see

No, they are revolting - why?

nope - if you need to borrow one Id ask a real life person.

was it for your nose or a magic trick?

Some twat salesman just came to my desk to ask a few questions, then took out this hankie from his sleeve and blew his nose...obviously i called him a gayer..he wasnt best pleased. Twat!

Serves him right for asking me questions on my last day, what was he expecting? Me too answer his questions? Numpty!

are you not a real person Sul?

using words like "numpty" makes you sound a bit of a gayer mr leghorn

Sorry if I'm a bit slow - but where is your nxt job foghorn? Are you still living in Reading? Do you have a job down here?

Thats because i am.

Rosie, I am moving down on Sunday. Dont have a new job yet, but i am sure i will pick one up soon.

fair enough foggie

:) Good luck Foggie.

You gayer.

why don't you move to portsmouth docks then.

or Brighton

Enough of the gayer stuff now..or i will be forced to come down there and skelp people! (except Vic)

I am going to the pub now...speak you all on Monday, Have a nice weekend.

see you later.

C you later.

:)

C U l8r

:P

C U Jimmy

hahhaa

ooh The Krankies are featured in Teachers next week.

that's Fandabadozie

Do you reckon he fucks her with her little boys school uniform on? And if he does, is it wrong?

it really really does not bear thinking about

I can't believe no-one even speculated on that last question.

Heh. Just last week I extended my thought to the inclusion of a little flaccid strap-on.

Do you reckon Paul and Hannah "Button" Martin made the beast with two backs in the treehouse the night before Hannah left?

Hahaha Doc you cock!

that's friggin brilliant

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EDIT: drat, it doesn't go to the right post. scroll straight to the bottom and read 2nd-last

EDIT2: works now -- have to drop the trailing /

Drop the slash before the #: www.iamcal.com/discuss/topi...

yeah, i did that. cal's engine changes it to what i pasted in.

ahhhhh... you have to manually delete the last delimiting / -- THEN it works

%$$&^%*&%$

did the krankies kick doc out?

Ooops!

Now that looked like a picture of the Krankies 'making out' last time I checked.

I'm such a weasel.

Che is a ferret

redmaiden is a panda

I'm not a ferret :(

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