Discussion » Neo Godless: The Other White Meat

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Posted by Neo Godless, 13:22, 18th August 2003:
 
Greetings, ladies and gentleman. I visit this site because it reminds me of mine, in some ways. I won't flatter myself to say it's "as good" and I'm certain it's not as popular, but anyway it really reminds me of one stage of my web site (that it's no longer in) when I had my layout similar to this one. It's uh... similar now, still, but different. Anyway, hope to meet some new people and someday get my foot in the door in the world of blogs... so I don't feel like an outsider in a cold winter of hostility. Or something.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:24, 18th August 2003:
 
Tell us about the world of the matrix.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:27, 18th August 2003:
 
"Neo" backwards is "Oen". Which is Welsh for "Lamb".... OOOOOOH CONSPIRACY!!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:33, 18th August 2003:
 
and godless backwards is nearly selldog THEY'RE AFTER YOU MATE!
Posted by Neo Godless, 13:33, 18th August 2003:
 
Right, then.

Well I am my OWN god, so I ask that you all sacrifice lambs to me and pretend I'm somehow your god, too.

Only, I've never really eaten lamb, so please substitute oatmeal raisin cookies (the ones with coconut) for lamb, and we'll get this all straightened out.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:37, 18th August 2003:
 
And "Oen" is the name of the U2 song, as covered by Beargod ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:37, 18th August 2003:
 
Veggie eh?
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:38, 18th August 2003:
 
QUICK! HIDE THE MOCCASINS!
Posted by Neo Godless, 13:41, 18th August 2003:
 
Well, no. I'm not a vegetable. Fully functional limbs. Just not lambs. Maybe next week?

I'm not a conspirator. Look into my eyes. I am not a conspirator.
Posted by beargod, 16:35, 18th August 2003:
 
That was a good cover by me, mr AP
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:42, 18th August 2003:
 
I was very proud of you BG. It stirred my very soul.
Posted by Neo Godless, 05:52, 19th August 2003:
 
Radiohead is cool. I'm annoyed because I had some Radiohead songs from one of their newer albums somewhere... apparently just on my laptop which I formatted. Oops.

Beargod, will you do covers of all the Radiohead songs for me? Yeah... thanks.
Posted by beargod, 08:48, 19th August 2003:
 
Yeah ill do "Kaarm Plice" etc
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:53, 19th August 2003:
 
LOL!
Posted by ira piltz, 00:43, 20th August 2003:
 
Hello all, my name is Ira, I wish to be a profesinal golf star, so far i have won the pga for teenagers. Please help my cause....email me at fatty1016@aol.com suvject support thank you
Posted by beargod, 08:54, 20th August 2003:
 
How does e-mailing you help you?

Are you connected to your computer somehow and everytime you receive an email your swinging gets faster and straighter?
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:59, 20th August 2003:
 
everytime you receive an email your swinging gets faster and straighter


Yeas, laik a homerskshul who sleeps naykid with chiwdren and has wett dreems in ther ANNUS!!!11
Posted by arsepuppy, 08:59, 20th August 2003:
 
that wasn't a dig at you BG
Posted by Neo Godless, 14:12, 23rd August 2003:
 
Wow. I think she wants my good grace.

See, I am the golf god. I just... don't golf.