Discussion » Embarrasing Incident At Work

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Posted by arsepuppy, 11:06, 21st August 2003:
 
A few minutes back, one of the top guys in the company came down to congratulate the webmaster (my office-roomie) on the amount of traffic gained by one of our managed sites. The thing is I redesigned it recently and wanted to see if they'd uploaded my (approved) design at last, rather than the hideously ugly site of before. So therefore I thought I'd check the site whilst they were chatting.

However, I got the URL wrong, instead of "www.iegmp.org.uk", I entered just "www.iegmp.org". Cue a mass of huge pictures and popups of pictures of a "women's faces/knobs/splattered plasterer's radio goo" nature. Yes, it was a porn site. Damn squatters.

Imagine my embarrasment :)
Posted by chandler, 11:07, 21st August 2003:
 
hahahahhahahahhahhaahhhahahhhhahahahhahahahhahhahaahahhaa
Posted by beargod, 11:19, 21st August 2003:
 
damn dude, that is kind of scary, hmm, wonder why your work got a Domain name where it has a slightly different end bit and it is porn
Posted by gobbo, 11:20, 21st August 2003:
 
Hohoho! :D
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:21, 21st August 2003:
 
we had the name first I believe.
Posted by plindoe, 11:23, 21st August 2003:
 
try microdoft.com!
Posted by cal, 12:08, 21st August 2003:
 
i was sure this would be a rosie thread
Posted by chandler, 12:10, 21st August 2003:
 
hahahahaha.
yup
Posted by Rosie, 12:13, 21st August 2003:
 
:O

LOL!
Posted by beargod, 12:15, 21st August 2003:
 
People seem to be starting alot of "Rosie" type threads at the moment :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:16, 21st August 2003:
 
I had to sheepishly explain myself to the bloke too. Nearly pooed myself.
Posted by chandler, 12:18, 21st August 2003:
 
bg: yeah well until Rosie pisses herself at work again, or sneezes and a little bit of poo comes out of her bottom or any monkey related stories occur. then people just have to make their own :)
Posted by Rosie, 12:18, 21st August 2003:
 
Nearly pooed myself.


Even I'll go hands up to that statement sounding like one of mine!
Posted by beargod, 12:19, 21st August 2003:
 
he he he, oh dear
Posted by Rosie, 12:21, 21st August 2003:
 
Cheers for the summary chay!

;)

I have got another story - but its a bit gross. Even for me!


I'll tell you if you promise not to think I'm horrid. OK?
Posted by beargod, 12:22, 21st August 2003:
 
chay promises :)
Posted by chandler, 12:22, 21st August 2003:
 
go on tell us!
Posted by chandler, 12:23, 21st August 2003:
 
"but its a bit gross. Even for me!"

haha it must be awful!
Posted by chandler, 12:29, 21st August 2003:
 
come on rosie, i'm waiting
Posted by Rosie, 12:32, 21st August 2003:
 
Ok. Here goes. And I swear this really happened to me last night.

Before I went to bed I painted my nails. I put about 2 coats on. I couldn't be arsed to wait for them to dry properly so I went to bed with them still a bit tacky.

Anyway, as I was lying there I felt in the mood for a bit of a "fiddle". So, I had a fiddle for half hour and went to sleep.

I woke up this morning and went to put the kettle on and as I flicked the switch i notice something on one of my fingertips. I had a loads of pubic hair stuck fast on to my nail. It was f*cking gross. I had to repaint my whole hand.
Posted by chandler, 12:34, 21st August 2003:
 
your whole hand! are you going round with a hand covered in nail varnish ;)
and its not as gross as i was expecting, try harder! :D
Posted by beargod, 12:35, 21st August 2003:
 
Yeah that was not too gross, bit silly though
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:35, 21st August 2003:
 
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! :D
Posted by friday, 12:37, 21st August 2003:
 
I felt in the mood for a bit of a "fiddle"

excellently put!

lol @ rosie
Posted by Rosie, 12:39, 21st August 2003:
 
One of my friends woke up with a beer bottle hanging out of her privates after a party. But I never actually saw it for myself. She was drunk.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:39, 21st August 2003:
 


Fiddle??
Posted by Rosie, 12:40, 21st August 2003:
 
Thats the best I can do at the moment.
Posted by chandler, 12:40, 21st August 2003:
 
a beer bottle hanging out of her privates after a party O_o
Posted by chandler, 12:40, 21st August 2003:
 
better than going to an army party and waking up with a Private hanging out of your privates
Posted by chandler, 12:42, 21st August 2003:
 
*resists urge to ask if the bottle was in neck first or base first.*
Posted by Rosie, 12:43, 21st August 2003:
 
Thats what I asked when i was told about it!


*neck first*
Posted by friday, 12:45, 21st August 2003:
 
did you ask what sort of a bottle it was
Posted by chandler, 12:45, 21st August 2003:
 
thought so, makes it harder for a guy to drink out of it though, i would imagine.
Posted by beargod, 12:46, 21st August 2003:
 
Did it just fall out or did she need lubricating to get it out again :)
Posted by Rosie, 12:48, 21st August 2003:
 
I don't know too much about it as I wasn't there.
I don't speak to her anymore. I think shes a slag.
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:48, 21st August 2003:
 
Could be worse, could have been a 2 litre bottle of Sid.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:51, 21st August 2003:
 


Not entirely sure who this applies to. Obviously Rosie. But also AP and Chay, to be honest.
Posted by Rosie, 12:53, 21st August 2003:
 
LOL!

Thanks?!

:)
Posted by beargod, 12:53, 21st August 2003:
 
aaaawwwwwww, don't I get it too doc?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:55, 21st August 2003:
 
haha! Excellent!
Posted by friday, 12:56, 21st August 2003:
 
good timing Doc!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:58, 21st August 2003:
 
Yeah, go on, you can have one too BG.

Posted by beargod, 13:00, 21st August 2003:
 
YAY
Posted by Rosie, 13:01, 21st August 2003:
 
No vic and sul today?
Posted by cal, 13:02, 21st August 2003:
 
heh

using my detective skills i have stumbled across the reading book.
Posted by Rosie, 13:03, 21st August 2003:
 
?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:16, 21st August 2003:
 
oh deary dear

although I'm not entirely sure how you know it's called "The reading book"
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:17, 21st August 2003:
 
Jess probably mentioned it at some point in the past.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:22, 21st August 2003:
 
Well, yeah....

I'd imagine so.

Now that would be quite uncanny, if you guys ended up posting on our forums.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:23, 21st August 2003:
 
Here i am.
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:26, 21st August 2003:
 
Where are you forums then? ;)
Posted by friday, 13:40, 21st August 2003:
 
should we try and guess?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:09, 21st August 2003:
 
Well, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're quite easy to find..

Just use the little "lowering the tone" icon as a key..

But you can guess if you like.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 14:51, 21st August 2003:
 
neck first is really dangerous, it can create a vacuum and then.......sccchhhhhhhllllooooooop....your fanny's in a bottle. Oops.
Posted by chandler, 14:53, 21st August 2003:
 
but flat end first wouldnt that be bad too. ouchi
Posted by beargod, 14:59, 21st August 2003:
 
Depends in Rosies estimate of how much of a slut she is chay
Posted by Rosie, 15:01, 21st August 2003:
 
Shes a big slut.

Hi Vic :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:02, 21st August 2003:
 
hello angel.
Posted by beargod, 15:03, 21st August 2003:
 
probably would not have hurt her then
Posted by Rosie, 15:04, 21st August 2003:
 
♥
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:05, 21st August 2003:
 
Maybe it was a coke bottle.
Posted by Sul, 15:09, 21st August 2003:
 
Here I am, here I am, how do you do?

I was catching up on this mornings events while trying to avoid as many of the 5000 disgruntled users wanting someone's head to roll as I can.

Anyone care to give me a run down?
Posted by beargod, 15:11, 21st August 2003:
 
I shot chay then brought him back to life as a meat eater :D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:11, 21st August 2003:
 
Chay ate a pig and rosie got a bottle stuck in her fanny and other stuff as well.
Posted by Sul, 15:12, 21st August 2003:
 
All the good things happen while I'm away :(

I'm beginning to think I hold the party back.
Posted by Rosie, 15:14, 21st August 2003:
 
No!!! I never got a bottle stuck anywhere! That was my ex-friend!


Did anyone see the lesbo kiss on the bill last night?
Posted by beargod, 15:15, 21st August 2003:
 
damn, whish people would tell me about these things
Posted by chandler, 15:16, 21st August 2003:
 
yeah yeah rosie it was your "friend"
it wasnt you playing hide the bottle at all
Posted by Rosie, 15:16, 21st August 2003:
 
Sorry BG! If I had known earlier I would have told you...
Posted by Rosie, 15:18, 21st August 2003:
 
Chay: It really was my friend and not me. I promise!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 15:18, 21st August 2003:
 
Sorry sul it was rosies friend who got stuck in her fanny not a bottle. My mistake.
Posted by chandler, 15:20, 21st August 2003:
 
yeah! lololol beargod. hahaahhaaaa
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 21st August 2003:
 
whish?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:20, 21st August 2003:
 
I'm feeling like falling off the wagon again sul, busy friday?
Posted by plindoe, 15:25, 21st August 2003:
 
*THUD*

(Vic falling off the wagon by the way)
Posted by Sul, 15:38, 21st August 2003:
 
Errrr, yeah shouldnt be a problem :D Need some sleep tonight though. Done 11 hours yesterday and then they paid for free booze while the footy was on. I'm knacked today.
Posted by Rosie, 15:42, 21st August 2003:
 
Lucky old you, eh sul?
Posted by Sul, 16:04, 21st August 2003:
 
What? Seeing Vic tomorrow? Damn right, Baby! ;)
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 21st August 2003:
 
Hey Sul- my sisters dumped her b/f (coz he got nits) and is now on the look out for a new fella......
Posted by chandler, 16:06, 21st August 2003:
 
cos he got nits?! wtf!
Posted by Rosie, 16:08, 21st August 2003:
 
He kept getting nits and so the last month they were going out together, my sister told him he could only see her when hes got his hat on.

She got fed up of him. and his hat.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 16:08, 21st August 2003:
 
he got nits!!!!! that is grim.
Posted by chandler, 16:08, 21st August 2003:
 
yeah but its a bit much to dump someone just cos they have nits.
Posted by Rosie, 16:10, 21st August 2003:
 
her b/f had quite short hair and she said she could see them on his scalp when they were in bed.


*shudder*
Posted by Sul, 16:10, 21st August 2003:
 
Rock! She went out with a bloke with nits. A couple of bed sores shouldnt put her off ;)

I'll get a nice photo of myself, rosie and I'll send her a romantic letter SWALK :)
Posted by Rosie, 16:11, 21st August 2003:
 
Yeah! Shes gorgeous. You'lll love her.
Posted by Sul, 16:14, 21st August 2003:
 
Or you could give me her phone number and I'll call her up pissed tomorrow night.

Tough call really.
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 21st August 2003:
 
Ummm.
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 21st August 2003:
 
Maybe not then.

:/
Posted by Sul, 16:25, 21st August 2003:
 
Nah. She'd only move to another fucking country anyway
Posted by chandler, 16:27, 21st August 2003:
 
aaawwwwww!

*violins*
Posted by Rosie, 16:38, 21st August 2003:
 
:D
Posted by Victor Menendez, 18:18, 21st August 2003:
 
no, its true. sul does chase women from the country.
Posted by jeffld, 00:52, 22nd August 2003:
 
Good. chase em over here Sul.

Only the really hot ones tho..
Posted by friday, 06:53, 22nd August 2003:
 
Sul, 16:25 21 August 2003 :
Nah. She'd only move to another fucking country anyway
chay, 16:27 21 August 2003 :
aaawwwwww!

*violins*

or fiddles?