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Posted by ajw, 19:24, 22nd August 2003:
 
Hi my name is Amanda, I recently got an e-mail that had a riddle in it and said that if I sent it to x number of people I would receive the answer...well, my answer never came so I am turning to you (whoever is reading this). The riddle is:
"What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it the rich want it, and if you eat it you will die?"

I am sure the answer is simple, and yet I can not think of what it could be...Please HELP!!
Posted by Redmaiden, 19:30, 22nd August 2003:
 
I think the answer is possibly Cal
Posted by Sul, 19:32, 22nd August 2003:
 
bloody riddles - the answer is "nothing"
Posted by Liv, 03:07, 23rd August 2003:
 
Hi, I'm 15 and i want to get a tattoo on my outer ankle, when i'm eighteen of course but does anyone know how much that will hurt?
Posted by beargod, 09:35, 23rd August 2003:
 
Why Do the Rich want nothing?

That explains Microsoft well
Posted by chandler, 12:15, 23rd August 2003:
 
they want nothing cos they have everything bg
Posted by chandler, 12:16, 23rd August 2003:
 
sigh thanks to this thread ive remembered why i have the (intro) threads turned off!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:36, 23rd August 2003:
 
Why does everyone post here about tattoes?

(I can tell it's going to be something cryptic that everyone seems to know. Like that Cal has a tattoo of his head on the back of his head.)
Posted by cal, 08:52, 26th August 2003:
 
for the same reason as the michael jackson, riddles, etc.

this site scores well on google for all sorts of crap, people find it, and don't understand. easy mistake. "iamcal" looks quite like "allyourstupidteenquestionsanswered"
Posted by Sul, 09:01, 26th August 2003:
 
That soooooooo needs to be a real site :)

"The week's feature - Agony uncle Sul takes you through 10 easy steps to be one of the in-crowd at school. You wont be a loser any more. No really. Honest. hehehe"
Posted by thesnowriderdude, 11:10, 12th September 2003:
 
the answer is a big pair of beautiful breasts
Posted by jackie o, 14:19, 12th September 2003:
 
i will kill you all
i will come as jackson's avenger
and kill you all
you will all be crushed by a tital wave of michaels semen

he is freddie mercury reborn in a torrent of jackson cum
Posted by beargod, 14:29, 12th September 2003:
 
Tital wave of micheal Jacksons semen? He excretes words? No thats not even title
Posted by friday, 14:52, 12th September 2003:
 
crap
Posted by Ecks N Trick, 19:33, 15th September 2003:
 
It's weird that the topic keeps coming back to Michael Jackson in the introductions forum. Even if the topic has nothing to do with him. And yes the answer to the riddle is nothing. I've heard that one before. Hey here's a riddle for anyone who likes them. A MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN THE DESERT. NEXT TO HIM IS A PACKAGE. IF HE HAD OPENED THE PACKAGE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE DIED. WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 22:09, 15th September 2003:
 
His dialysis machine?
Posted by Ecks N Trick, 00:24, 16th September 2003:
 
No, its an answer you wouldn't ever think of though.
Posted by Pauly, 08:59, 16th September 2003:
 
His parachute.
Posted by 99jkiller88, 07:04, 19th September 2003:
 
i think your all stupid
Posted by friday, 07:47, 19th September 2003:
 
WATER?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 08:35, 19th September 2003:
 
His wife's head in a box.
Posted by isisinglass, 19:59, 28th September 2003:
 
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