Discussion » I just made up a new joke!

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 26th August 2003:
 
Q. What's the similarity between Picasso and the Queen?

A. They both had blue periods.
Posted by friday, 27th August 2003:
 
I dont know why, but this joke reminded me of Basil Brush, maybe he would have said it whilst tipsy? Good one Doc although it should have had BOOM BOOM at the end.
Posted by Sul, 27th August 2003:
 
:)
Posted by chandler, 27th August 2003:
 
thats actually really good!
Posted by arsepuppy, 27th August 2003:
 
Best. Joke. Ever.

Nice one, Senor Parkinson!
Posted by reitsma, 28th August 2003:
 
???
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 28th August 2003:
 
I'm really quite proud! Usually my "try to make up jokes" go really badly.
Posted by reitsma, 28th August 2003:
 
should i ask you to explain this, or leave it well alone?
Posted by arsepuppy, 28th August 2003:
 
Reitsma: Picasso famously had a pre cubism "blue period" where he painted "normal" stuff, but presented with a blue background, to put it in a brief way. The Queen has "blue blood" hence blue periods. I am mashed again so excuse any possible inaccuracies.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:12, 11th August 2004:
 
Q. Why can't the pope put on a condom?
A. He's got parkinson's disease.
Posted by Saltation, 11th August 2004:
 
oh thank you mdoc (the famous african uncle) for bringing this thread to light!! that's fucking brilliant! twice, even. although the sheer inoffensive evilness of the first pips it i think imho.
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 12th December 2007:
 
Question: Why did the eskimo throw coins at the seal?
Answer: He thought it was a beggar!
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 12th December 2007:
 
Question.: What do you call a dog wearing a policeman's hat?
Answer: PC Dog-hat
Posted by Meatwood Flack, around 12th December 2007:
 
okay so i didn't make those up.