Posted by
cal, 08:14, 2nd September 2003:
...to compose an answer:
Ajp322@aol.com <Ajp322@aol.com> says:
"hi.i'm not fan of micheal jackson,but i'm a fan of his sister janet.Why would micheal want neverland in his backyard when he can go to disney land?"
well?
Posted by
friday, 08:37, 2nd September 2003:
because never land is private and disney land is public??
Posted by
Grim..., 08:39, 2nd September 2003:
So he can lure kids to his house?
Posted by
friday, 08:44, 2nd September 2003:
because he is rich enough to make his own theme park and doesnt have to keep walking into mickey mouse and other characters if he doesnt want to?
Posted by
beargod, 09:29, 2nd September 2003:
Cos he likes to beat up Theme park characters and the ones at disney world have got him banned
Posted by
beargod, 09:37, 2nd September 2003:
You know I never thought about moonwalker, where those kiddies probably had to sleep with him, and the one that danced like him during the smooth criminal part probably still had some MJ Juice in him
Posted by
Grim..., 10:09, 2nd September 2003:
Just quickly, I'd like to state that I don't think Mr Jackson ever did anything with those kids that he shouldn't have done.
Posted by
beargod, 10:16, 2nd September 2003:
Yeah, I suppose they seemed too happy and not in any pain, but maybe they were acting
Posted by
beargod, 10:56, 2nd September 2003:
How about the answer you should give the person being
"Hi, I take it you are a bloke and like Janet for her Vocal talents. Michael Jackson however decided the ques at all the disney land rides were too long and he did not have enough time to go on the rides at disney land and have sex with children after so he decided to build his own theme park so he could have sex with the children and go on the rides at the same time, originally constructed to attract macauly Culkin, till he got too old for MJ. This concludes any and all things on Micael Jackson on this forum"
or something similar
Posted by
beargod, 11:23, 2nd September 2003:
damn it, I hate trying to spel :(
and also, if he's a bloke he likes janet for her tits.
Posted by
beargod, 11:54, 2nd September 2003:
Yes, that was why I put it as vocal talent seeing as she has a very digitalised sound that no one could repeat unless they used a computer.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 21:36, 2nd September 2003:
I blame Goofy. Yes, Goofy. Never liked him. What a knob.
Posted by
frankie, 21:39, 2nd September 2003:
I blame Donald Duck, I mean, wondering around nude from the waste down!
Posted by
frankie, 21:55, 2nd September 2003:
We could start IAMCALworld, imagine the characters you'd get there!
Arsepuppy - someone in a giant dog costume but with a shaved bum (no offence meant, that's just the first thing that came into my head!)
Grim - obviously the grim reaper
Sul - probably a stilt walker what with him being so tall and thin (so i hear)
Beargod - I'd imagine a costume resembling your avatar on that other forum :)
Chandler - An overweight recovering alcoholic (referring to the Friend's character obviously, not Chay)
Of course there's more, but if you're a very lucky boy or girl you get to visit Cal on his doughnut throne in the php kingdom!
And there'd be lots of 13 year old children outside the gates shouting abuse!
Posted by
arsepuppy, 22:00, 2nd September 2003:
Vicodin, dearie, it was Vicodin.
Posted by
frankie, 22:02, 2nd September 2003:
Sorry? Queens of the Stone Age?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 22:03, 2nd September 2003:
chandler, innit.
Posted by
frankie, 22:05, 2nd September 2003:
Oh I see, really? I guess this is what happens when you don't read your tabloids properly eh :D
Posted by
cal, 08:24, 3rd September 2003:
i want to visit IAMCALworld!
Posted by
Grim..., 08:43, 3rd September 2003:
Me too - do I get a scythe?
Posted by
beargod, 09:22, 3rd September 2003:
scythe
ANd YAY I get to wear a dress and sandles and a fake beard
YAY beargod correcting poples spelling!
Posted by
beargod, 09:47, 3rd September 2003:
YAY beargod
Posted by
friday, 09:49, 3rd September 2003:
"And there'd be lots of 13 year old children outside the gates shouting abuse!"
more like:
lots of 13 yr old children outside the gate shouting:
"HI MY NAME IS JENNA AND IM 13 AND IM LOOKING FOR ANY BOY TO HAVE CHAT WITH IN THIS ROOM"
EEK! Cal - how would you be approving them all
but yes, I want to go to IAMCALworld too!! he he
Posted by
cal, 10:01, 3rd September 2003:
thanks to frankie for the visualisation
Posted by
beargod, 10:06, 3rd September 2003:
That is cool
Posted by
beargod, 10:06, 3rd September 2003:
where is my beard frankie :)
Posted by
Grim..., 10:11, 3rd September 2003:
Cool pic!
Oh, and:
beargod, 09:22 03 September 2003 :
scythe
!!!!
Posted by
frankie, 10:14, 3rd September 2003:
Doh! sorry Beargod, I couldn't remember where your forum was and couldn't be bothered to look for a link. It only took five minutes!!
Maybe everyone should draw themselves how they'd look in IAMCAL-world and we could make a big collage and try to sell the idea to gullible people?
Is that a chair made of donuts?
Posted by
friday, 10:18, 3rd September 2003:
better still, draw another user on iamcal in IAMCAL-world!! ha that would be a laugh
Posted by
Grim..., 10:28, 3rd September 2003:
Bags I ButtMutt!
Posted by
Grim..., 10:30, 3rd September 2003:
Posted by
Grim..., 10:31, 3rd September 2003:
=]
Posted by
beargod, 10:33, 3rd September 2003:
Grim..., 10:11 03 September 2003 :
Cool pic!
Oh, and:
beargod, 09:22 03 September 2003 :
scythe
!!!!
Yes grim that is how you spell scythe, as in a scythe to harvest your crops
Posted by
frankie, 10:37, 3rd September 2003:
No no grim, I already drew a picture of you!
Posted by
Grim..., 10:41, 3rd September 2003:
Beargod - I know, but having you pointing out spelling mistakes is a bit like Christopher Reeves coaching long-jump, or Cal demonstrating healthy eating... =]
Frankie - I know, and thanks for my slimness =]
Posted by
beargod, 11:15, 3rd September 2003:
Yeah, but it was one word I used to use so I had to point that out
Posted by
arsepuppy, 01:46, 4th September 2003:
I had a haircut tday. i am 4 inches less of hair. Still look like a girl. HAIR UPDATE OVER AND OUT YO.