Discussion » Sex!!!

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Posted by earthworm, 23:41, 2nd September 2003:
 
Thought that would get things going...
Posted by frankie, 23:42, 2nd September 2003:
 
You forgot the foreplay, typical man ;)
Posted by November Eclectica, 02:48, 3rd September 2003:
 
fuck foreplay ... bring on the sex!
Posted by friday, 06:33, 3rd September 2003:
 
yeh, bring it on!
Posted by beargod, 08:03, 3rd September 2003:
 
Yes please
Posted by cal, 08:16, 3rd September 2003:
 
if you insist. my home address is listed on the contact page


err, frankie nov and friday only, ta
Posted by Grim..., 08:46, 3rd September 2003:
 
What about Jeff?
Posted by Rosie, 09:06, 3rd September 2003:
 
What about me?

:(
Posted by friday, 09:12, 3rd September 2003:
 
a foursome, no, fivesome...

that'll make a change!
Posted by beargod, 09:18, 3rd September 2003:
 
Redmaiden? Ana? other females on the site, Arsepuppy?
Posted by Rosie, 09:20, 3rd September 2003:
 
Hello Friday!

:)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:23, 3rd September 2003:
 
me?
Posted by frankie, 09:29, 3rd September 2003:
 
I think he was just referring to the girls that had already responded!
Posted by friday, 09:35, 3rd September 2003:
 
Hello Rosie! How is Pig?
Posted by cal, 10:02, 3rd September 2003:
 
+ jeff, rosie, red, ana, ap, etc.

as frankie noticed, i was just talking about the people who had already made a request :)
Posted by Rosie, 10:39, 3rd September 2003:
 
Pig is coming home today! Horray! and it only cost 139 pounds.

:)
Posted by Grim..., 10:40, 3rd September 2003:
 
Yay!

And, of course, Boo!
Posted by Rosie, 11:10, 3rd September 2003:
 
:D

I think my mothers got pet plan or some shit so hopefully i should be able to get some £ back.

Fingers crossed, eh!
Posted by beargod, 11:17, 3rd September 2003:
 
Hoorah

I bet you can't wait to get home and give him a big long hug :)
Posted by Grim..., 11:20, 3rd September 2003:
 
Not too hard, you might bust some stitches.

So what did he have done?
Posted by Rosie, 13:23, 3rd September 2003:
 
He was on a drip all bastard night and had xrays and shit. The vet also has given me pills I'm meant to give him. (how i'm gonna manage this I don't know!)

139 squid! Phew - thank fuck he is ok though.

:)
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:27, 3rd September 2003:
 
stick the pills up his bum.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:27, 3rd September 2003:
 
i'm glad he is ok :)
Posted by Rosie, 13:33, 3rd September 2003:
 
I ain't going anywhere near his arse! He'd kill me if I started poking around down there!


:D
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:36, 3rd September 2003:
 
Distract him with a sock puppet and then....WHAM...straight up the jacksy!
Posted by beargod, 13:49, 3rd September 2003:
 
the wham is needed or it will not work
Posted by friday, 15:57, 3rd September 2003:
 
Open cats mouth, throw pill down back of throat, close mouth quickly, whilst putting hands over cats nose and mouth, then rub its neck a lot. Reward cat with milk.

Whilst sometimes I can be sarcastically serious, this time I am actually being serious without sarcasm. Doesnt seem fitting, considering what poor little Pig has been through.

GET WELL SOON PIG!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:41, 4th September 2003:
 
THE SOAPY TITWANKS ARE ON ME!!!1
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:16, 4th September 2003:
 
woowoo
Posted by chandler, 23:27, 7th September 2003:
 
hands off reddy
oh and
"fuck foreplay ... bring on the sex!"

shouldnt that be
"fuck foreplay ... bring on the photographer" ?
Posted by arsepuppy, 23:29, 7th September 2003:
 
Leave me alone! it only happened the once.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:05, 8th September 2003:
 
[quote]I bet you can't wait to get home and give him a big long hug :)[/quote]

Couldn't help but read this as a euphemism...