Discussion » I've Got A New Boyfriend, What Do You Know?

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Posted by Grim..., 11:51, 3rd September 2003:
 
I just wanted to create this topic to start a 'rap' in the title bar =]
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:52, 3rd September 2003:
 
nice one
Posted by beargod, 11:59, 3rd September 2003:
 
yes well done
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:05, 3rd September 2003:
 
whats his name?
Posted by Grim..., 12:10, 3rd September 2003:
 
Um... Sean.
Posted by beargod, 12:22, 3rd September 2003:
 
do we know this Um... Sean.?
Posted by eatmypiano, 12:25, 3rd September 2003:
 
My title bar says

iamcal: I've Got A New Boyfriend, What Do You Know? -Oh, so are you his bitch or his homozilla.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:26, 3rd September 2003:
 
are you the big spoon?
Posted by Grim..., 12:27, 3rd September 2003:
 
Homozilla? Isn't that one of Godzilla's 'friends'?
Posted by Grim..., 12:28, 3rd September 2003:
 
I think
Oh, so are you his bitch or his homozilla?
should be the strapline =]
Posted by frankie, 13:00, 3rd September 2003:
 
Mine says "iamcal: I've Got A New Boyfriend, What Do You Know? -Oh, so are you his bitch or his ho - Netscape" Its like you're saying "Netscape" as if you would say "Westsiiiide" with accompanying rapper's hand gesture of course!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:04, 3rd September 2003:
 
:)
Posted by frankie, 13:40, 3rd September 2003:
 
Its a whole new genre of geek rapping, maybe there could be live performances every night in the IAMCAL parade at IAMCAL-world.
Victor could do the rapping seeing as how he's such an accomplished song writer.
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:42, 4th September 2003:
 
Bah! You're no Harold Bishop :(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:15, 4th September 2003:
 
i've not written for a while, maybe i'll rattle something out later.
Posted by friday, 12:52, 5th September 2003:
 
promises promises
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:01, 5th September 2003:
 
ok then, check this out:


was walking down the High Street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)

CHORUS
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Said the laughing Gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven't you got a light boy?)
"Here, where do you come from?"
(Gnome-man's land, hahihihi)
"Oh, really?"

In the morning when I woke up
He was sitting on the edge of my bed
With his brother whose name was Fred
He'd bought him along to sing me a song

Right, let's hear it
Here, what's that clicking noise?
(That's Fred, he's a "metrognome", haha)

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"

(Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I right, haha)
"Haven't you got an 'ome to go to?"
(No, we're gnomads)
"Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school?
you look like a rolling gnome."
(No, not at the London School of Ecognomics)

Now they're staying up the chimney
And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray!)
Cause they're earning me lots of money
Writing comedy prose for radio shows
It's the-er (what?)
It's the Gnome service of course

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you don't catch me"
Ha ha ha, oh, dear me

(Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me"
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
"I'm a laughing Gnome and you can't catch me")

(One more time, yeah)