Discussion » Mugshots

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Posted by cal, 17:43, 3rd September 2003:
 
I was going through the mugshots page, removing broken ones and trasnfering some to the iamcal server and i decided to update the page layout:

www.iamcal.com/mugshots.php

much easier to see everyone now, but the people with vertical photos might want to change them. the correct aspect ratio is 4:3 (eg. 200x150, 300x225 400x300)
Posted by frankie, 18:47, 3rd September 2003:
 
Which are your favourites cal? Mine are Doctor Lucid's and Redmaiden's
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:11, 3rd September 2003:
 
My favourites are RedAndWhiteMan and Cheekysexygirlprincess1337.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 23:53, 3rd September 2003:
 
My favourite is pk2373, cause they look so threatening. And Doc Lucid, cause you can see my golden vag in my top pocket.
Posted by arsepuppy, 01:35, 4th September 2003:
 
I like golden vag. Versatility in fag making, always a boon. Bless Monsieur Elphick.
Posted by friday, 06:50, 4th September 2003:
 
Victor Menendez - just how I thought you would look
Guy Parsons - oh those eyes are beaut

But my favourite is gerard, cute man! Oh and Cal of course, nice hat!
Posted by Grim..., 08:56, 4th September 2003:
 
I like Holly =]

And Cal - you need to change your photo!
Posted by plindoe, 09:37, 4th September 2003:
 
Cal I am surpised Vic hasnt got you to update mine with the real me that was posted from my stag tour!

Cannot remember what thread it was from but I am sure Vic will!

Oh and please use the b4 shot rather than the pissed up and fucked up with shaving foam one. Or alternatively you can use both!
Posted by beargod, 09:38, 4th September 2003:
 
Just looked it loads them up half way down the page for some reason and viccys and Docs are not there

Was that just me?
Posted by cal, 09:44, 4th September 2003:
 
good pics: hol, drago, guy parsons, red and lucid

and, err, me!
Posted by frankie, 09:55, 4th September 2003:
 
Cal, Beargod's right, they do seem to load miles down the page in Netscape.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:06, 4th September 2003:
 
works fine for me.
Posted by beargod, 10:23, 4th September 2003:
 
It started of fine then all of a suddent the disappered and ended up at the bottom
Posted by beargod, 10:25, 4th September 2003:
 
now it works fine and vics back
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:43, 4th September 2003:
 
hello.
Posted by beargod, 10:50, 4th September 2003:
 
HI
Posted by Rosie, 11:13, 4th September 2003:
 
helo vic

;)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:15, 4th September 2003:
 
hello baby.
Posted by Rosie, 11:28, 4th September 2003:
 
:)

Hows it hanging?
Posted by friday, 11:32, 4th September 2003:
 
Hi Rosie!!
Posted by Rosie, 11:34, 4th September 2003:
 
If I get my flat ( and I pray to God I do), then I may have a house warming party.

Anyone up for it?
Posted by cal, 11:41, 4th September 2003:
 
yay!
Posted by Rosie, 11:43, 4th September 2003:
 
It will be cool. The flat has a massive front room and its quiet near the train station so ppl should find it easy.
Posted by beargod, 11:53, 4th September 2003:
 
where is it Rosie? 'Quite' aswell
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:56, 4th September 2003:
 
mememe!
Posted by friday, 12:00, 4th September 2003:
 
I would love to come, but its far!
Posted by beargod, 12:04, 4th September 2003:
 
Not if you have a telportation device Friday, and hope rosie has a recieveing one near her
Posted by friday, 12:25, 4th September 2003:
 
well BG I have my old 1975 land rover, which often, especially on a Friday night / Saturday morning magically teleports me from the drinking place to home and even puts me into bed! It is equipped with flowers from other peoples gardens and thump a lot boots. Trouble is, it costs a lot of money to use it in teleport mode, which I only realise on waking the next day whilst looking for cash to buy milk or the weekend papers. I am trying to install a CTGS (coffee table guidance system) to prevent the bruises on my shins, which always appear after use, but cant find the software. Also, for some strange reason, it makes bits of uneaten pizza appear in the land rover as well as empty cigarette packets, beer bottles and sometimes even other peoples clothes. I have not tried an overseas journey in it and in fact, I dont know even how the teleport mode works, but somehow it just does...

:-)
Posted by beargod, 12:33, 4th September 2003:
 
Its obvious, all you have to do is tell the landrover, you want to go to Rosies home and not your home, maybe teach it, then get plastered, that is the key to the teleportation., if it can teleport you through walls it obviously can teleport you over water, you just need to be sure of the maximum distance it is able to teleport you, 1975 is old I think they were only able to manage a couple of hundred miles at a time, so look for the shortest distance over the water cos you will drown if not.
Posted by Rosie, 13:00, 4th September 2003:
 
bg just corrected my spelling. Someone shoot me. Please!!!!


:)
Posted by frankie, 13:03, 4th September 2003:
 
He's done that twice this week. I suspect he's been abducted by aliens and his replacement wasn't fully informed :)
Posted by friday, 13:16, 4th September 2003:
 
I could try, but if I land in the middle of the Sahara, I will be blaming you BG for putting the idea into my head
Posted by Rosie, 13:19, 4th September 2003:
 
:D
Posted by friday, 13:27, 4th September 2003:
 
u better give me some mobile numbers to cellotape onto the dashboard so I can phone u incase

a) Friday night I think it is actually a very good idea

or

b) I find myself in the middle of the Sahara and no manual to log back into teleport mode

OK?

;-)
Posted by beargod, 13:47, 4th September 2003:
 
Just take a hell of alot of alcohol with you.

Yes Rosie Miki found that I can actually spell when chay is not online
Posted by friday, 15:31, 4th September 2003:
 
alchohol, when I could be stranded in the desert, ARE YOU CRAZY?

OK, but I'll make sure I've got water and an inflatable camel with me also
Posted by beargod, 15:37, 4th September 2003:
 
Inflatable sheep are useful
Posted by friday, 15:40, 4th September 2003:
 
thanks for reminding me BG, I almost forgot
Posted by November Eclectica, 15:17, 7th September 2003:
 
Rosie-

Let me know you get it so I can send you a pressie. Letter mailed out on Friday, but it seems to take forever to get to you.